I've gotten laid at least 13 times in my life.

[Jimbo S]

Life is good.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

1. You realize that it doesn't count unless you have a partner...

[Jimbo S]

2. Who knew?

:shrug:

No wonder I was nervous the first time, I was alone.

Can I blame this on abstinence-based sex ed?

[Cobalt-60]

3. Better try it again

Just to ensure you're doing it right.

[Jimbo S]

10. Good idea. I'll see if my wife is up for it tonight.

:D

[undeterred]

4. That's on the high end of normal for someone in Sensenbrenner's district.

:evilgrin:

[Jimbo S]

8. That's because I don't have sex just for procreation purposes.

:evilgrin:

[Jimbo S]

14. Come to think of it, 13 is probably ten times more than

Fat Ass Sensenbrenner has gotten laid.

[northzax]

5. you have 13 children?

impressive.

[Jimbo S]

7. none - that I know of, anyhow

[AllegroRondo]

6. "...and boy is my arm tired!"

:rofl:

[Jimbo S]

9. Yeah, I'm seeing my massage therapist next week.

work out those knots in my right shoulder.

[SKKY]

11. Yea, my Freshman year in College was kinda slow as well...

...luckily, by "Freshman" year in the Navy more than made up for it!!!

[ironflange]

12. I have nothing to say, actually

I just wanted to make an appearance before this thread gets locked.

[u4ic]

13. My copycat already has been

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6339062&mesg_id=6339062

:(

[ironflange]

15. You were really asking for it!

u4ic --> :spank: <-- mod


I miss my signature line.

[u4ic]

16. No, THEY were

That's why they were willing to pay! :P