Write a short, factual, unflattering bio for Bush 41.

[XNASA]

Just a couple of sentences, if you please.

Thank you. I need it for a research paper I'm doing.

[SaveElmer]

1. Father of Bush 43...nt

[tk2kewl]

2. good one!

[tk2kewl]

3. how about one word: puker.

[NightWatcher]

4. His dad was found guilty of trading with the Nazis and helped build the Nazi war machine

His dad also stole Geronimo's skull from his burial site and took it to the skull and bones clubhouse.

[AllegroRondo]

5. lets see

born into money
used family connections to get cushy government jobs
mostly harmless

[Little Wing]

6. Former aviator who has nightmares about abandoning his crew by bailing out

early, wakes up, sees what's in bed next to him, and wishes he was back in the plane

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Bush 1:

Saved countless lives pulling out of Iraq in time, didn't do same with wife.

[HughBeaumont]

8. Former Spook who ran things in Rea-Gone's place for 12 years.

Likely behind or involved in every negative news event since 1963.
Son of privilege who started the Bewsh throne.
"Read My Lips": NEVER let another Bewsh in the Blight House.
He is teh suxxorz.

For more, search "Octafish, BFEE" at DU.

[skypilot]

9. Ex-Spy chief...

...who sired an unholy brood of corrupt little bastards with a wife who looks like his mother. Wife also quite insufferable.

[huskerlaw]

10. Should have pulled out.

:evilgrin:

[terrya]

11. Mine:

George H.W. Bush chose Dan Quayle for Vice President and Clarence Thomas for the Supreme Court.

George H.W. Bush was one of the biggest assholes in American History.

[LaraMN]

12. No one thought that a human being could survive without 94% of their brain,

but Bush proved that only 6% is necessary for breathing, walking, bicycle riding, and launching assinine invasions.

[Fenris]

13. Aristocratic U.S. president most famous in Japan for vomiting on their prime minister.

Generally undistinguished career - short tenure as CIA chief, despite being unqualified; Vice President under Reagan, whose coattails he rode to the presidency in 1988; one term as a lackluster conservative president; retirement spent fondling television starlets and going to the hospital. Less unpopular than his son, the 41st president has a penchant for crying and is known to be married to the man from the Quaker Oats canister.

[XNASA]

14. Perfect!!!

I'll be ripping this off big time!

[Fenris]

16. Excellent! You should consider a career in academia!

[XNASA]

15. Thank you all, very much.

You all kick ass.

[deadparrot]

17. Spawned Satan?

:shrug:

[Aristus]

18. Innocuous, dyspeptic little man, squeezed generationally between two

Nazi wanna-be's.

[LynneSin]

19. Bush 41 - the Man who forgot to pull out on time

nuff said

[unpossibles]

20. Considered one of the most dishonest men and worst Presidents of all time,

he came from ill-gotten Nazi blood money, lead the CIA with no prior experience (lol!) and traded drugs for arms with various terrorists.

Once his son lost the election but was selected to be President by the SCOTUS*, he didn't seem so bad.

*Edited for accuracy

[RedStateShame]

21. Evil personified.