if you call the number on the sides of most product packaging (incl. cigs)

[datasuspect]

and complain about product quality, they will send you coupons for free product.

phillip morris at one time would send coupons for cartons of cigarettes if you wrote a letter to the address on the sides of packs of marlboros. they have since discontinued this practice and only send 5 packs, but now you have to give your SSN.

[AllegroRondo]

1. if I dont like the quality of a product

why would I want more of it? even if it is free?

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. "Your product was shit! Send me some free in compensation!!"

:shrug:

Of course, it's a good ploy for something that you DO like. "Hey, Cadbury, your Easter cream eggs are like eating shit - send me a gross of 'em!!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Sometimes it works well...

I like the Green Giant frozen veggies in sauces; but I once got a bag that just didn't taste right. It might have been defrosted then refrozen or something like that. I called the number and got vouchers for 2 free bags.

[datasuspect]

8. umm. this is to get "free" product

you lie to the corporation to get free shit from them.

[unpossibles]

3. well, I know I am a cheapskate and all

but for me the price of an item figures into the equation of enjoyment for some things.

In other words, I will sit through an awful movie at the dollar theater that I would not even go see for full price.

[RedStateShame]

4. "Sir, this bottle of 12 year-old Scotch was DEPLORABLE!!"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. Hahaha!

Except with that stuff, they'd make you return the unused portion.

[RedStateShame]

7. But, I had to find out if ALL of it was deplorable or just the top half.

And, yes, it was ALL DEPLORABLE!!