If you pull a fly's wings off

[GoddessOfGuinness]

does that turn him into a "walk"?

[liberalmuse]

1. Why do you park in a driveway...

and drive in a parkway?

[Ein]

2. Is there such a thing

as jumbo shrimp?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I've often wondered about that..

:-)

[dweller]

3. More likely

a 'crawl'. And they make a better pet.

lord my life has failed...


dp

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. Some of them are kind of pretty...

With shiny gold, green or blue bodies...

[Cronus Protagonist]

4. Actually, they're called "BUZZERS"

AFAIK


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[lpbk2713]

7. When I saw the title of this thread.......

.....I thought somehow Katherine Harris had gotten into the forum.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. You must be * or some other perverted mass-murderer

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. No...I asked:

If YOU pull a fly's wings off....

I'd never perform such a heinous atrocity!

[trof]

10. If you yell "JUMP!" to a frog, he jumps.

If you remove one back leg and yell "JUMP!", he jumps.
If you remove the other back leg and yell "JUMP!', he doesn't jump.
Conclusion:
If you remove a frog's back legs he goes deaf.
;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. LOL

That's pretty damned brilliant!

[MaryBear]

19. and gross.

[sam sarrha]

11. i don't pull their wings off, i feed them whole to my ..

carnivorous plants,

[rustydog]

12. What do you call a dog with no legs?

Nothing, he won't come anyway.

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.

:bounce:

[Best_man23]

13. Booo

Bad one there rustydog.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. I thought you called him Cigarette and took him for a drag..

[thermodynamic]

14. Ever try putting a leash on a wingless fly?

:evilgrin:

Do the wings grow back?

Do the wings taste delicious?

Are they an aphrodesiac?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. I read an article about 18th century Cremonese violin makers

that mentioned frequent use of crushed insect wings in their varnish...

[inthecorneroverhere]

17. well, I never did....

...but this kid in my high school did. In one of our yearbooks, a note from the teacher was printed. It said, ______- ________ catches flies and then ties a string around the fly's neck as recreation during math class. If he does this again, I will send him directly to the principal's office."

The wings won't grow back once they are removed. I avoided a case of dysentery by not tasting the wings, so I don't know how they taste. :evilgrin: