Woman Kills Her Husband - Cuts Him Up Into 100 Pieces - Cooks Him In Frying Pan

[matcom]

Special thanks to new cub reporter (and EVOO fan) Xipe Totec for this scoop :hi:

<snip>

SAO PAULO, Brazil - A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.

She then hacked Jose Raimundo Soares dos Santos' body into more than 100 pieces, which she boiled and fried before hiding in plastic bags beneath a staircase in her house, Bonfim said. He said police discovered the body parts after receiving an anonymous phone call.

Bonfim said the killing was either part of a black magic ritual or an attempt by the wife to collect life insurance worth about $34,000.

Citing testimony from the woman's relatives, he said she may also have committed the crime "to avenge many years of humiliation from her husband." He did not provide further details.

Santos denied killing her husband but said she chopped up his body, Bonfim said.

"She claims masked assailants entered her house, killed her husband and then forced her to cut up the body and fry it because that would prevent the stench of a decomposing body from alerting neighbors," he said.

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2007/03/23/618312.html

[GaYellowDawg]

1. The real important question...

Tomato, vinegar, or mustard-based sauce?

[BarenakedLady]

2. Tastes like chicken

:puke:

Yeah, I know she didn't eat him, but that's the first thing I thought of.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Pork, actually

according to Aztec epicurean accounts.

:yoiks:

[liberal renegade]

5. did she feed him to her pets?

[Deja Q]

3. Okay, so some stranger killed hubby yet not her and she chops him up instead of calling the cops...

Uh-huh. :eyes:

Maybe the "real" killer is having an orgy of sex and whipped cream with OJ's "real" killers right now... :crazy:

[rug]

6. How many pieces is a Brazilian?

[Xipe Totec]

7. ROFL! Now, THAT, is an excellent quip!

:rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

8. Doh!

:rofl: