Hell yeah, ROLLER DERBY TONIGHT!

[swag]

With returning Champs, the Heartless Heathers! Heathers Por Vida!

The amazing Ava Skatrix of the Breakneck Betties:



Cleavage, panties, and blood on wheels!

[swag]

1. All right, that was the best Portland Derby night yet.

And my posse ruled the Ice Box.

We weren't even too broken up when the Breakneck Betties squeaked one out over the Heartless Heathers. Sol Train shouldn't have so blatantly tripped that Betty, thereby getting herself sent to the penalty box and leaving the Heathers without a jammer for the final two minutes.

The Heathers needed a little humbling, and the beginning of the season is the perfect time to get it.

[Radical Activist]

2. fuckin a

I wish someone would start roller derby in my town. I'll have to catch it in Chicago sometime.

[bridgit]

3. glad you had a good time...

[swag]

4. I think Mickey needs some toe-stops on his quads.

He looks like a blocker from Las Vegas, by the way.

[bridgit]

5. IRL he'd prolly have a couple teeth knocked out of the pearly grill too...

that's hollywood fer'ya

[electricmonk]

6. Some friends of mine are on a team

They haven't started competing yet. Hopefully soon.

StarCityRollerGirls

[madrchsod]

7. rockford rage!