I love this photo

[Poiuyt]

Wouldn't it be fun to have one of these as a pet? You wouldn't have to worry about burglars breaking into your house either!

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1. Polar bear head bonks!

I love getting them from my cat.

I imagine with a bear, they eventually get risky.

[Xipe Totec]

2. When I get head bonks from my cat,

it means:

OPEN THE %$#&* DOOR NOW!

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4. Shhh! My cat doesn't know any swear words!

My cat seems to use head bonks affectionately, when she's very comfortable and satisfied. When she needs something from me, she paws at my face.

[Orsino]

3. It's all fun and games...

...until it grows up into a Godless Killing Machine(tm).

[China_cat]

5. When I had jewelry worth anything

I used to keep it in the tarantula aquarium. Nobody ever even thought about messing with it. (You don't need something big to protect)

[crim son]

6. It would, if they didn't get too large and hungry.

As a kid my favorite thing to imagine was a heaven where we could cuddle with the animals without fear on their part or on ours. I still think it's a marvellous idea.

[zanne]

7. Im 54 and I still imagine that.

Also, that all my beloved pets of the past will be there with me. People and animals will be together and we'll all enjoy being together. Oh....and pets will be able to talk to you. (I'm on Vicodin, so please keep that in mind)!

[crim son]

8. No, no. The talking is part of the dream.

I think it's going to come true. :D

[zanne]

10. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in days. Thanks.

[poiuytsister]

12. Here's a thought, since the polar ice caps are melting

why not start a polar bear rescue and adoption group? Everybody could have their own.

[av8rdave]

9. Just don't send that to Stephen Colbert!

[poiuytsister]

11. I still want a panda!

i have started growing my own bamboo in anticipation .

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13. Sister, someday when the Panda Overlords arrive, you will be honored.

They will eat you last.

[InvisibleTouch]

14. I've had the chance to cuddle bear cubs.

They're unbelievably cute. Sadly they grow up to be big and unpredictable.