I have a penis... And I like asking for directions.

[Omphaloskepsis]

I think it is fun.. Does anyone else like asking for directions? It is a great way to meet people. I get conversation and they feel helpful. A total win-win..

[Xipe Totec]

1. Most of us don't need directions on how to use it.

I don't think there is a, hum... manual on the subject.

[Deja Q]

2. Damn! You, uh, beat me to it.

:spray:

Hmmm, A man's manual...

[supernova]

3. There are lots of manuals

about how to use that particular appendage. :-)

edit: I mean, manuals about how to use it in conjunction with other people's appendages. :P

[Xipe Totec]

5. It's a stick shift? I thought is was an automatic

:hide:

[supernova]

6. Well, the one's I've seen

are semi-automatic.

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. I was shooting for...

I am male and like asking for directions. I think it is fun. And not a sign of weakness.

[Xipe Totec]

9. I know, I know,

but the temptation to yank your chain was irresistible....

I also stop and ask for directions, but never in Boston.

People here never admit they don't know, so they just make up stuff and send you on your merry way...

[sammythecat]

10. You are weak.

There is nothing on earth a real man, such as myself, does not already know or can not quickly figure out using his innate masculine resources.

I repeat: You are weak. Your are an embarrassment to men.

Turn in your penis. You are undeserving of it.

This is for you :spank: you pathetic weakling!

[supernova]

4. Good for you!

It is fun asking for directions. You never know who you will find.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. Whose penis do you have?

...Just curious... :shrug:

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

11. Well, I just looked down and he doesn't have mine...

:spray:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

12. I'd say "be grateful for little things"

if I didn't think you'd misunderstand... :rofl:

[Deja Q]

14. Of course I'd misunderstand!

:rofl:

I have tape-measured it, you know! :spray:

[krispos42]

13. Lemme check

<pulls up pant cuff>

Not mine either.

[NewJeffCT]

15. I have a built in radar

just kidding.

I'll ask for directions, if necessary. However, I've often found the people I ask don't know what the frak they're talking about. I literally had to ask a dozen different people how to get out of Boston one day about 10 years ago... even the cop gave me bad directions.

[Skittles]

16. is your penis detachable?

that could explain it