What is with all the penis threads?

[KitchenWitch]

I go away for a few hours...

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

1. It's making me not like penis.

And I love penis. :evilgrin:

:) :P

:hi:


:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

4. ...

:spray:

You get over here and clean my monitor!

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

6. Why what did you get

all over it? :shrug:

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

7. sodypop!

:rofl:

:hug:

[bigwillq]

11. What color was it?

:shrug:

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

15. Coca Cola colored!

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

17. Oh I see.

I like the clear kind better myself.

:evilgrin:

:P :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

18. LOL

I am missing the shooter for that!

:evilgrin:

[Elidor]

9. o.0

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

10. HA....your screen name!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

12. *chuckle*

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

14. Well it does go

with the theme of this thread. :rofl:

[Elidor]

20. omg - LOL

No, it doesn't mean that! I swear! It means I'm obstinate.

[bigwillq]

23. Sure.

I believe you.

:P

[Cabcere]

64. I definitely read "obstinate" as

"abstinent." :rofl: :spank:

[sammythecat]

19. That's penii, please

or is it penae?

Maybe it's just "those things". :shrug:

[rug]

2. They're all dickheads.

[AlCzervik]

3. no kidding, i put up a ceiling fan and assemble a book case and i come back

and the lounge is full of junk.:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

5. The inmates are running the asylum!

:rofl:

[Schema Thing]

8. pure coincidence with me

...the map just happened to fall open, as I gazed lustfully at the chick from northern exposure...

and from there, I just felt like sharing the good news with the lounge. Honestly, I hadn't even looked at other topics.



O8)

[reyd reid reed]

13. I know...you give 'em an inch....

and they try to turn it into a mile.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

16. Operative word being "try"

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

21. Two things.

1. Not without medical help.

2. Who needs it, mine's still bigger. :spray:

[reyd reid reed]

24. Yeah, yeah....

that's what they all say. I say PROVE IT.

:D

[liberaltrucker]

25. Hey! I resemble that remark!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

22. Here is a link to the post that started "Penismania 2007"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6343194

[Major Hogwash]

26. It looks like my inbox - all those Viagra ads

They should get those guys off the internet.

Young girls shouldn't be subjected to such trash.
But then there's Bob Dole . . .

[KitchenWitch]

27. OMG

This one is still UP!

*cackle*

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Has it been more than four hours yet?

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

29. Yes, I guess I better toddle of to the ER with this one!

:spray:

[SPKrazy]

30. What Kind Of a Penis has threads?

:shrug:

:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

31. One that needs antibiotic therapy?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

32. Gawd. I Guesss!

:puke:

[idgiehkt]

33. roflmao

Yes, please. I want to see the threaded penis. :)

[KitchenWitch]

34. This is about as close as I can come...

[idgiehkt]

35. this one is better

;)

[KitchenWitch]

36. oh HELL yeah!

[lildreamer316]

47. Damn. Warnabitch, will ya??

I about fell off the couch.

[idgiehkt]

50. post the one of hubby again

pretty please?

you know the one ;)

[lildreamer316]

51. The magazine cover??

Hang on; lemme see,




Is that it??

[idgiehkt]

52. yes

that is the one, it's amazing. You are a very lucky lady (and he is a lucky man as well). :hi:

[lildreamer316]

53. Thank you!

I do believe so... ;)

[krispos42]

45. French tickler?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

62. no. they don't have threads do they?

i'm thinking a cabbage patch doll penis might have threads

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

37. What's yer problem?

You don't like Peni??

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

38. I prefer them one at a time, thank you!

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

39. LOL.

You are trouble. :D

[KitchenWitch]

40. No.

O8)

[lildreamer316]

48. It;s a bag-o-dicks!

:D

[Maddy McCall]

49. Crazy woman.

:hi:

Howzit rollin? :rofl:

Hope you're having fun tonight...sometimes its fun to be home alone without a hubby for a weekend.

Just don't get into the kind of trouble I'd probably get into. :p

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

41. Huh huh... She said "threads".

Huh huh, huh huh...

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

42. Shut up Beavis!

:rofl:

[CRF450]

43. Its like people got penis envy or somethin today

And I'm kinda creeped out by it all:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

44. Welcome to DU

Naw, I think the membership was just poking the mods with point-ed sticks.

[SPKrazy]

46. Nahhh Just Another Day In The Lounge!

:rofl:

welcome to DU btw

[SPKrazy]

54. is this still not locked?

geez, one would think...


:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

55. IBTL

Let's see if my record is holding true to form.
:P

[KitchenWitch]

56. It's ALIIIIIIIIIVE!

[Danger Mouse]

57. You know, he's going to have an enormous...

:D

[KitchenWitch]

58. Brain?

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

59. No, PENIS.

I meant PENIS. Don't you get that I'm refering to the size of his PENIS?
Incidentally, have you ever heard the song 'I take a look at my enormous penis'?

:)

[KitchenWitch]

60. I am actually awed at the size of that PENIS!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

61. it's pretty damn big.

hey, if i could make my font size bigger, i would, but i just can't make this PENIS any bigger.

[SPKrazy]

63. that's nothing

:rofl:

check out my big ten inch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vTzPbn6Hdk

























record

[TimeChaser]

65. Locking

The penis threads, they haunt my dreams. :scared:

Please don't post sex threads :P

TimeChaser
DU Moderator