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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:29 PM
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It's official: invasion of the Penis Threads
Nights like this I'm glad I'm not a moderator. Let's all try to go easy on them. Please, if you must post about your penis - or lack thereof - try to do it in one of the dozen or so existing threads provided for your convenience. Because none of us want to wake up tomorrow to a sticky thread declaring that penises, like chicken, are verboten. Once we get to defcon:penis1, it's impossible to have a good flame war about circumcision.

/PSA
//Penis Service Announcement
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:36 PM
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1. Ok - the fun is over!
:rofl:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:45 PM
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7. Everybody, get out of the pool...
:yoiks:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:02 PM
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10. Yeah, because Kitchy
Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 08:02 PM by bigwillq
peed in it! :rofl:

:P :evilgrin:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:07 PM
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11. Did not!
x(
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:13 PM
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13. Prove it!
:P

:hi:

See ya Kitchy. I am going to get ready for a night on the town!

:hi:
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:38 PM
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2. Stop it!
I'm sitting in a coffee shop trying my best to not act like a lunatic while I convulse silently with laughter!


:rolf: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:38 PM
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3. Is that why your name is
Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:41 PM by Texasgal
HARDHEAD? :rofl:






Just kiddin'! I couldn't resist... :blush:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 09:54 PM
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16. lol, I need to change my name to something less suggestive
I didn't think it thru very carefully
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GenDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 09:59 PM
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19. It's the perfect name today
:rofl:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:39 PM
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4. I hope nobody posts about coating it in cornflakes.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:43 PM
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5. omg, I said "sticky thread"
I just saw that and LOL'd.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:45 PM
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6. I'm done with all that too.
I'm all petered out.

Seriously, I promise to abstain from posting...

I'm so sorry; I can't be honest without a wretched double entendre creeping in.

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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:01 PM
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9. That's big of you.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:21 PM
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14. Natch!
;)
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 07:59 PM
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8. If you knew my sense of humor better, I'd say
Edited on Sat Mar-24-07 07:59 PM by Jamastiene
only a dickhead would post a thread telling us to stop the fun BEFORE the mods get back from their hot tub orgy and stop it officially. :evilgrin: But, alas, you might not know me well enough to know I was making a funny, so I won't say that. I will say this though: I can tell you are a person who thinks ahead. You are absolutely right. If the word, "penis" was banned on DU, we could not have incessant flame wars about circumcision any more. That would be no fun at all. No fun a'tall.

I commend you for your fore, er, ahem, foresight.
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:09 PM
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12. Oh hell. If you can't say it, I will, dammit.
We commend you for your foreskin.

There.







or lack thereof :shrug:
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Jamastiene Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 08:25 PM
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15. LOL
:rofl:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 09:57 PM
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18. I haven't seen my foreskin in 41 years
If you happen to find it, please drop it in the nearest mailbox. It has a pre-paid postage permit on it.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 09:55 PM
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17. Lol!
Anything I could say might tend to incriminate me. I plead the 5th.
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 09:59 PM
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20. I shoulda seen it coming from you.
:evilgrin:
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 10:02 PM
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22. MUST.RESIST....
Rev... CHEESE HEAD? :rofl:


:rofl:


I'm sorry sweety, I am just being MAD silly right now! :rofl:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 10:11 PM
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23. That's just from one Dick to another.
;)
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 10:01 PM
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21. I'd hate to try to thread a needle with a penis thread
You would need wide eyes.
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-24-07 10:15 PM
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24. Penises aren't funny.
There's nothing funny about the penis.
The word penis is not funny.
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Manifestor_of_Light Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-25-07 04:42 AM
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25. It's all about the bell curve
Too little is not good.
Too big is not good either.

Or you could call it the "goldilocks principle" -- just right.

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