I need a stiff one

[u4ic]

What's with the Lounge tonight? :shrug:

[bigwillq]

1. Me too.

I'm craving one.

:evilgrin:














:beer:

[Schema Thing]

2. lol

[KitchenWitch]

3. I am SO not going there!

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

4. But you know you want to.

:evilgrin:


:P

[KitchenWitch]

6. true, true!

:blush:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. You rang?

:evilgrin: :hide:

[u4ic]

22. What's the hiding about?

Show us your goods! :bounce:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

29. ...

:toast:

[Deja Q]

7. I'll volunteer!

:D

[u4ic]

33. Will you...

stand on guard for thee?






:7

[Guava Jelly]

8. A stiff one hugh

:evilgrin:

this
or

or

:hide:
:hi:

[u4ic]

23. That last one looks rather flaccid...

:eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

9. Here ya go....

Because I'd never assume you had something else in mind...

O8)

[u4ic]

24. NEVAH!!!

O8)

[reyd reid reed]

30. Yeah...I mean, it would never occur to you

to think of firemen anything other than a shot of firemen of something hot and sweaty cool and refreshing and strong firemen.

Not you.

O8)

[u4ic]

32. I think I need another stiff one...

[crim son]

10. Don't we all.

:toast:

[sammythecat]

11. Good news !

HypnoToad just started a thread in which he confesses to asking for directions.

He will, of course, forfeit his penis.

If you can wait till Monday, we'll have a nice shiny reconditioned "stiff one" ready just for you. :)

[u4ic]

26. Does it come

with a money back guarantee? :P

[Xipe Totec]

12. For sanity's sake, let's talk about food instead.

Asparagus, for example...

[reyd reid reed]

13. ....

:spray:



:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[lildreamer316]

14. Oh. My. God.

(...Becky, Look at her butt!):wow:

[u4ic]

27. You know how asparagus affects the taste...

:hide:

[jobycom]

15. Nooooo! Et tu, u4ic? Et tu?

I was hoping these threads would just bite the big... I mean, die off.

[KG]

16. I'm an experienced and quaified provider.

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

17. The level of frustration here is reaching climatic proportions.

[GenDem]

18. How about some architecture?

This beautiful building should raise your spirits. :rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

19. What a fine structure!

How proud and tall!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. What an awesome erection

of a building.

:P

[ironflange]

20. Sorry, I have a headache

:(

[bridgit]

21. i'm telling'ya, give some people some mace, a badge, some handcuffs...

and a day/night *stick*, and the freedom & liberty to abuse them and they going freaking shit bonkers coo-coo for cocoa puffs & cocoa roos too

[mentalsolstice]

28. I'm here...

drinking up the remnants of a bottle of wine...after a "little" marital discord! We love each other, madly...but we have different priorities for each other sometimes! He wants me to be interested in certain things, I want him to be enthralled by certain things, and there you have it!

We're going camping next weekend...no TV or internet! We do love to camp...this will be our first trip of the season...however, every season brings new issues.

[mike_c]

31. I got yer stiff one, right here....

call the ER if it lasts more than 4 hours....

[GenDem]

34. The elephant 's in the room tonight

[u4ic]

35. In the same...vein...

:D

[TimeChaser]

36. Locking

This has become a sex thread :)

TimeChaser
DU Moderator