Anyone named Peter cannot be elected President.

[rug]

And a Dick can only make it to Vice President.

[jobycom]

1. Dick Nixon disagrees.

[rug]

2. Yeah, but that Dick was crooked.

[jobycom]

3. True,and he did evacuate prematurely.

[Maddy McCall]

4. What if your name is...

Wood Pussy?

http://www.njyra.org/NJYRA/Awards/pages/Wood%20Pussy.htm

:rofl:

[rug]

6. I bet his friends call him Dil.

[jobycom]

15. Egads! And I thought Sue had a right to be mad at his Pa. nt

[deadparrot]

5. I know a Peter Johnson.

Called "Dick-squared."

:)

[rug]

8. He sounds like a straight shooter.

[jobycom]

7. How about John?

[rug]

10. True, there have been several presidents named John.

But except for Kennedy, they were all pricks.

[jobycom]

9. Or Willie?

[rug]

12. Any politico worth his salt would call himself Bill.

"Win With Wee Willie" as a campaign slogan would lose the women's vote.

[jobycom]

14. So you're saying

Do it With Big Dick is a better slogan? :shrug:

Then there's our Austin mayor, Will Wynn. (No, I'm not kidding).

[Ediacara]

11. Hey! I resemble that remark...

Or maybe it's the fact that I'm a short gay atheist that would do my presidential campaign in...

[rug]

13. Is America ready for a short President?

:dilemma:

[Ediacara]

16. Howard Dean probably has a good two inches on me

Apparently we weren't ready for Dean, so I don't think they'll be ready for me.