If You're High, Don't Shop at Whole Foods

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

Unless you're preparing to file for bankruptcy.

They don't call it, "Whole Paycheck," for nothing.

[KitchenWitch]

1. And Target is affectionately known as "The $100 Store" at our house!

:hi:

[joneschick]

4. 25 years ago it was the $60 store

does that come out about right? :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Yup!

[Mz Pip]

9. That is so true!

I go there for a bag of cat food and end up filling up the trunk of my car with cleaning products, make-up and trashy lingerie. Go figure.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[Kutjara]

2. Don't shop there if you're hungry either.

Same result :(

[Zywiec]

3. At my Whole Foods it's full of "samples"

It's a good place to get some free munchies!

[graywarrior]

11. I have breakfast every morning at Whole Foods on the free samples.

They don't even care if you sample out of the bulk bins, as long as you don't make a daily habit of it.

[Mz Pip]

12. Like Costco

I have lunch there once a week for free. :-) (and I'm not ever high.)

Fortunately, Whole Foods is a bit of a drive for me.



Mz Pip
:dem:

[graywarrior]

13. I get high on Whole Food's chocolate covered dried pineapple.

[Mz Pip]

14. oh, jeez

I can only imagine what my blood sugar would look like with that. Sounds deadly. But who am I to complain as I sit here drinking pineapple juice and vodka...

Mz Pip
:dem:

[graywarrior]

15. I was just reminiscing over White Russians vs. Black Russians.

White when I wanted a meal, black when I wanted a fall down, shit-faced drunk.

[Cheney Killed Bambi]

16. Yum

Wow -- I've never even seen those. I'll have to ask about them next time.

[liberaltrucker]

5. No shit, Sherlock!

:hippie:

:rofl:

[WindRavenX]

7. ohhh yeah i made that mistake at Trader Joe's

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea :scared:

[NightWatcher]

8. Also stay the hell away from Ebay when you're high or drunk

I got some weird shit.

[Qanisqineq]

10. LOL

:rofl:

How weird?