C'mon cell phone people.

[mykpart]

I have a cell phone, but I feel no need to have it clamped against my ear 24/7. I'm tired of turning around in the store to see who's talking to me only to find it's some idiot wearing his cell phone. I remember when I was a teenager and my mother told me the telephone would grow to my ear if I spent so much time talking on it. Aren't you capable of deciding what brand of beans to buy without calling home? Tune out, people!