I've got to hand it to you, TimeChaser

[Danger Mouse]

You seem to be handling all of this with a sense of humor. So how many threads have you locked tonight? I bet we've set some kind of record.
Maybe we could throw in a couple of 'fried chicken and douchebag' threads to add some additional spice? :)
Anyway, cheers! :toast:

[Wapsie B]

1. Or veal,

or Olive Garden..........

[Danger Mouse]

2. Or Code Pink, or John Edwards' House, or how about we send some flowers

to Elizabeth Edwards house? :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Major props to our TimeChaser!

You are one classy Moderator, sweetie!


:toast:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. HERE, HERE!!

[Danger Mouse]

5. Yeah, if I were in her shoes I'd be all like...

'God, enough dicking around already!'
I mean, c'mon!

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Hell, she even laughed

while locking two of 'em.

:applause:

[jobycom]

7. Yeah, look at all you, trying to be the teacher's pet after plastering the ceiling with spitballs

:rofl:

Me, too, TimeChaser--well done! :toast:

[Maddy McCall]

8. I need advice for farting and scabies.

:D

[Danger Mouse]

9. Damn crab lice...

Itchy itchy.

[Maddy McCall]

10. *scratch* *fart* *scratch* *fart*

I'm socially unacceptable. :cry:

:D

[Danger Mouse]

11. That frog with its teeth really freaks me out.

[Maddy McCall]

16. Good.

:P

[The Magistrate]

12. It Is Rather An Odd Night, Mr. Hubbard

"Some contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch."

[TimeChaser]

13. I haven't been counting

:rofl:

:hi:

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. ur so great TC!

:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

15. You should. Consider it a feather in your cap.

You can keep track of them on a little board, where you cross out each thread as you lock em. Make snazzy little symbols to keep things saucy. Try and beat your own personal best.