So i am a furnace repair man and I go to fix this blond lady's furnace

[Guava Jelly]

She was nice and all I could tell that she may have had a thing for me because she kept placing dollars in my tool belt.
I kindly asked her to stop as i am a professional and was here to do a job.
Funny thing happened all the sudden this weird repetitive 70's music started playing real loud(sort of like what you hear in adult films) I had no Idea what to make of it so i continued working and fixed the furnace.
She than claims that a vent above her bed is clogged.
So I go upstairs to check her vent and take off my shoes as not to soil her linens and she does this thing with the bed sheet yanking it out from under me so I fell on my back onto the mattress.
She was on me like white on rice.
I hope I at least get a good recommendation.
:shrug:

[crim son]

1. ROFLMFAO!

That music wasn't cheesy - it was the "Benny Hill Show" soundtrack! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

2. I couldn't tell what it was all I knew is it was getting hot in there

:rofl:
Oh yeah because I fixed the furnace :silly:

[Debi]

3. Did she look like a 'real woman' and a 'fashion model' all rolled into one?

and could you send us a picture of your butt? She promised one to the Lounge :bounce:

[Guava Jelly]

4. Sure

gimmie a few minutes :)

[crim son]

5. Be careful what you wish for.

[Guava Jelly]

6. too late

she will have to gouge her eyes out now..Sucker!!

[crim son]

8. Either that

or print out a copy and keep it next to her bed, folded inside the bible at "Revelations".

[Guava Jelly]

9. Or maybe reveal-ations

I am such a punny guy..well maybe not :shrug:

[Debi]

7. Heh Heh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6346190

[crim son]

10. ...

:o

[Debi]

11. I KNOW RIGHT??? n/t