Went to New York yesterday and decided to eat at Olive Garden

[charlie and algernon]

I could've gone to Virginia for the day, but since there's so many racist inbreds in the south, i chose the sophistication of New York City. As soon as I sat down at my table, i knew it was going to be trouble. In the table behind me, a little brat talked NON-STOP while running around and flicking me in the head. In the table in front of me a WOMAN was breast-feeding her infant while smoking! And then there was this asshole yaking away on his cell phone.
When the Waitress finally showed up, i ordered the chicken marsala. I asked her if they can use cornflakes to bread the chicken and she said no! But I hungry, so I said whatever, just don't expect a tip. Leaving the resturant I nearly punched the head waiter who had the nerve to tell me to have a blessed day!
I was so mad! I ran red lights, passed on the right side of the highway, then just to piss a guy off who was talking on his cell phone while driving, I slowed to 40 MPH in the fast lane. When I got home, I made my dog sit for 30 seconds before giving him prime rib.
I though Jon Stewart would calm my nerve, but wouldn't you know it, that ring wing lunatic was insulting AL GORE, Hillary, and Ralph Nader. At that point I went to bed, but I left all the lights on downstairs.

/rant

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Were you driving a Hummer,

and is your dog a pit bull and was the prime rib you fed him raw?

And why didn't you order the veal marsala?

[PassingFair]

3. Did you take the time to slap Cindy Sheehan across the face...

on your way out?

[charlie and algernon]

4. Sindy gives democrats a bad name, i tells ya!

[charlie and algernon]

5. yes to all, how'd you know?

I really like the veal, but i just had to have cornflake breading

[Esra Star]

2. But, other than that, did you have a good day? Also, are you

calling John Stewart a "right wing lunatic"?

[charlie and algernon]

6. well, i was till i learned the jews are ruining the world

and i'm pretty sure stewart is a right wing plant.

[hedgehog]

7. I'm going to New Orleans in a couple of weeks.

Do they have an Olive Garden in the French Quarter?

[charlie and algernon]

8. at least a cracker barrell

[PassingFair]

9. The bead necklaces are shaped like olives....

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Was circumcision part of the events of the day?

:rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

11. that's unholy!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

12. Especially if a Rabbi did not perform the rite!

:rofl: