i can't feel my hands..

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

and I've had too many blue margaritas..
hey this is my first thread!!

[Little Wing]

1. Then you're wasting primo masturbation time by posting on DU

Get to it!

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

3. i know i know

dammit i can't find any good sites for the fun stuff

[SPKrazy]

6. do you need any help?

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

9. abso-freakin-lutely

come on over babycakes :spank:

[SPKrazy]

11. well...

now i like those spankin's too!

:rofl:

so it's a date

:shrug:

[SPKrazy]

5. OMG That Is Hilarious!

here i thought i was the only person who ever had thoughts like that

can't feel my hands, time to masturbate :rofl:

[fizzgig]

13. ahh, the stranger

i guess that's a guy thing :shrug:

i don't know any girls who worry about that...at least this one doesn't....


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

16. well...

it is a funny thing... i mean if your hand goes to sleep and is all tingly... then hey...:rofl:


:crazy:

[fizzgig]

25. this thread is quickly deteriorating

but tingly or numb hands don't move as well...

:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

29. this is true

they don't move as well

and the truth is that well, if your hands are truly numb they don't move very well at all!

:yoiks: is right

[NMDemDist2]

2. I think we may have some cause and effect here

don't you??

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

4. yes

but right now the effect is feeling very gooood
:7

[SPKrazy]

7. if yer hands just disappear...

check up your sleeves... :rofl:


;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

10. no i think thier there

there just not comin out to play dammit

[SPKrazy]

12. are they like drawing up or anything?

kinda worried :scared:

i mean if you can't even get them to come out to play :evilgrin:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

15. no thier there

i just don't know if they like me anymore cause i can't feel em
i must be on my 10th drink, ironically i can still spell correctly

[SPKrazy]

18. ironically you can spell correctly

correctly too...

thier there?

i still think the proper use of numb hands is to put them to good use :evilgrin:

PWI is good!

;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

19. tingly tingly tingly

i suppose i should stop soon, for fear my head may explode

[SPKrazy]

21. if it does, will it matter?

i mean you don't have any hands, maybe they exploded already

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

8. I don't know. After many experiments, my results were different.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

14. I chopped them off and slapped your face with your own

severed hands while blood poured from the raw stumps screaming 'STOP HITTING YOURSELF STOP HITTING YOURSELF'
:freak:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

17. nooooo

thats not very nice... hitting me with my own bloody stumps.. what will the neighbors think????

[SPKrazy]

20. the neighbors don't care

they're all republicans remember

they think it is normal to have your hands cut off if you're a democrat

as a fellow southerner in a reddish area of a now blue state :applause: i salute you :patriot:

:toast:

enjoy ;)

[graywarrior]

22. Well, isn't this a jism thread?

go ahead...lock it now.

[Danger Mouse]

23. IBTL

spurt
spurt
spooge.

[SPKrazy]

26. *snort*

helllpppp

can't breathe

her first thread and it's gonna get locked!

PWI

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

31. no nooooo locky

puleeaaase i'm a good girl no locky for me :D

[SPKrazy]

33. i know you are...

it's these bad people here who come and say things like "jism" or those other words

we know you are a good person and we want to help you through this no matter what happens ;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

50. thank you

i know i'm a little sweetheart

[SPKrazy]

56. the sweetest of them all

I can tell these things from where i sit...


little sweetheart sscc


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

24. jism jism jism

there

feel better you threadkiller



:rofl:

[graywarrior]

27. Yes. Yes I do. I just got off on it.

[SPKrazy]

30. perv

geez

come here and say "jism" and all just to get off :shrug:


:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

39. sperm? sheesh, grow up people. they're a part of human nature.

:P
spunk.

[SPKrazy]

42. spunk?

ooooh, now you're asking for a locking!

:P

[Danger Mouse]

47. i'm asking for something, i don't know if it's a locking.

maybe something else.
:P

[SPKrazy]

49. are ya askin' me big boy?

;)

[Danger Mouse]

52. I'm askin for Old Gregg, I think, and his wonderful mangina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PPWDglTboI

this thread is as good as locked.

[SPKrazy]

53. hey, old gregg gives me the creeps

do you think that d00d really got killed? :P

[Danger Mouse]

54. he got killed with love. love from old gregg's mangina.

I'm just pushing harder and harder and harder.

[SPKrazy]

61. into old gregg's mangina?

"pushing" into it "harder and harder and harder"?

:wtf:

too much information

[Danger Mouse]

63. pushing for a lock, you pervert.

how could you read something so disgusting into such an innocent statement???

[SPKrazy]

67. cause your a perv n/t

[Danger Mouse]

70. not as much of a perv as you are, thinking about pushing into old gregg's mangina

that's perversion. ugh.

[SPKrazy]

75. the exposure scene did it to me

before that i was normal :silly:

[Danger Mouse]

79. Oh sure, blame it on me.

That's what they all say. It was EH, HE introduced me to that clown porn. And I say, I don't know nothin about no clown porn.
Sheesh, these people.

[SPKrazy]

84. it was primate

that intoduced me to old gregg

that perv

:scared:

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

86. Sure, blame him.

Primate porn? I don't know NOTHIN' bout it.

[SPKrazy]

92. no old gregg

never mind

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

28. lmao

oh jesus i think i'm gonna have a coronary

[SPKrazy]

32. jesus can't help ya now!

although numb hands is a sign of a coronary :rofl:

hopefully that isn't really what's going on

:pals:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

35. hey!

i had somebody tell me that on a date once!

[SPKrazy]

36. wasn't me...

:rofl:

now i can't breathe, you are killing me siouxsiecreamcheese (your name is way too long) or sscc

:hi:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

40. simma don na

its true!!

[SPKrazy]

44. ah, i remember it well

jesus can't help you now

what kind of a perv was this you were out with ??? :rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

55. he liked me

so i said wachoo want big boy?? he said i want some lovin.. i said ok then i said oh jesus.. he said jesus can't help you now.. sad times... sad sad times

[SPKrazy]

59. *snort* *snort*

oh jesus...

was this in response to ...

oh jesus i almost said something that would get the thread locked damned, what a dick, i mean oh jesus!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

34. beer out the nose hurts

you bastard!

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

37. so do cigarettes..

don't ask

[SPKrazy]

38. ouch...

:silly:

[fizzgig]

43. i'm still going to ask

how did you shoot a cigarette out your nose?

[SPKrazy]

46. you just want to try it sometime

don't tell her she'll use a lit one i know she will she's a pyro!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

57. sssssssshhhhhhhh

i don't want people to be afraid of me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIGv5ci-RU

[SPKrazy]

73. nahhh,

no one is afraid of you sweetie

your just a harmless little pyro

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

damn

did you listen to that song? that is one of my favorite songs ever. does that scare you?

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

88. very little scares me

well that kind of thing anyhow doesn't

now put me in a room full of strangers and i'll freak

but put me in a room full of pyros and killers and i'll prolly fit right in :crazy:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

62. actually

i snorted some ashes up my nose through a straw when i was stupid.... hey i was young.. and it burned like hell

[SPKrazy]

66. good gawdess

i thought i was stupid

i've snorted a lot of things up my nose, but not ashes, that i remember anyway :evilgrin:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

72. thats just it..

i've never been high, just drunk.. and i go and do that
what the hell was i thinking??

[fizzgig]

71. oh sweet gods

i bet that did hurt, kinda like the time my friends and i snorted pixie stiks

that sucked, let me tell you

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

74. i've done that too actually..

i have no idea why i did i just did

[SPKrazy]

76. you snorted pixie sticks

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

82. yep

with a few friends.. we were just a bunch of dumbasses lol

[SPKrazy]

99. oh well

could you feel your hands then?


:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

111. i could

but i faintly remember my trip to the er

[SPKrazy]

113. oh noooo!

not the er

:scared:

[Danger Mouse]

77. sounds like the activities of some intellectual giants, eh?

how stupid did you feel when your nose was on fire after that?
were your brain cells committing suicide in protest? ;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

80. yes

yes they were

[SPKrazy]

81. ahhhh shidaap

as if you never snorted anything you weren't supposed to spunker!

[Danger Mouse]

85. just rat poison. that was the day that i died.

for the first time.

[fizzgig]

83. and i was one of the smart kids

my brain cells weren't committing suicide, but my sinuses went after me with pitchforks and torches

[SPKrazy]

101. ya know

i complain about my sinuses, but hell, i've done this to myself haven't i :cry:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

78. try snorting nutmeg

or eating whole nutmeg

or smoking nutmeg

:crazy:

:rofl:

that will teach you that it isn't worth it to snort some things

[SPKrazy]

41. *snort*

don't drink and read my posts

:rofl:

maybe a warning label should be attached

[graywarrior]

45. go ahead, keep shooting your wad...

[SPKrazy]

48. i know i am but what are you?

:silly:

:wtf:

[graywarrior]

51. .

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

58. BURNNNNN

jesus himself just flipped you off dude

[graywarrior]

60. He's used to it. Jesus spanks him.

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

64. oooh sexay!!

[SPKrazy]

69. well as a matter of fact

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

65. shhhhhhh!

that was our little secret gray

damned

now everybody knows it

:mad:

[graywarrior]

68. D'oh!

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

102. you got screwed by jesus??

damn i'm out of loop at du

[SPKrazy]

106. stop it!

jesus didn't screw me

he spanked me

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

ooh jesus

he must be a kinky son of a gun...

[SPKrazy]

109. i'll invite you over the next time he comes

er, i mean shows up here

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

110. HERETICS

I will cleanse you in the fires of ASS KICKERY.

[fizzgig]

89. that is awesome

oh shit...i can't breathe

[Danger Mouse]

93. stop snorting ground up flinstones vitamins you sicko

no wonder you can't breathe

[fizzgig]

104. i love flinstones vitamins

in the days before child-proof caps, i used to climb up on the counter and eat about a half a bottle of those at a time...

maybe that's what is wrong with me

[Danger Mouse]

108. You ate too many vitamins! Dread!

You're not supposed to ingest them through your nose.
I saw a kid once go through Flints Rage, had too many vitamins, went on a rampage, tore three men in half before the police could put him down. It took fifty bullets.
That was a dark day indeed.

[Danger Mouse]

118. The Flintstones want you to smoke. It's true.

See?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
eh, Winston tastes good, like eh, a cigarette should

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

116. flintstones are goood

tastiest vitamins out there i say

[SPKrazy]

120. they are indeed

but snorted they kind of burn

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

96. yeah, well gray can piss up a rope!

psychowarrior ought to be her name!

:rofl:

(i lurves ya gray really)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

87. wow!!

85 posts!! i'm popular!! first time in my life!!

[Danger Mouse]

90. You win the popularity contest.

Your prize is a pearl necklace of rarest quality.

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

94. come on now

that is nas--tay

[Danger Mouse]

95. We're already past the point of no return, why stop now?

:P

[SPKrazy]

112. he is nasty sscc

you need to avoid him at all costs

[Danger Mouse]

115. He's just worried that I'll woo you with my charms

and my enormous brain. :P

[SPKrazy]

119. nope

woo away d00d

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

123. enourmous brain...

yeah, that's it

:P

[Danger Mouse]

124. i was going to up the nastiness ante, but decided not to

in order to salvage what remains of my dignity.

[SPKrazy]

127. no, there just isn't anything enormous for you to up the ante with!

:P

[fizzgig]

129. hey

i was trying to pay you a compliment...see if i ever do that again

:P

[Danger Mouse]

130. Anyone ever see 'Spock's Brain'?

It's a classic (bad) episode of Star Trek where Spock's brain is stolen by some aliens.
The Doctor says to Captain Kirk, 'Jim, his BRAIN is gone.'

[SPKrazy]

126. *snort*

everyone lurves that enormous... brain :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

128. don't make me take my brain out and smack you wif it

cause i will.
pimp slap.

[SPKrazy]

132. yeah right!

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

161. hey now!!

thats some hardcore shit your talkin bout right there!!

[SPKrazy]

169. it is very hardcore

that's what he's all about sscc

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

97. that isn't much of a prize

they don't last that long...

[Danger Mouse]

100. Pervert!

Why do people keep interpreting my posts in such a way???

[fizzgig]

114. ...

i'm not a pervert...

[SPKrazy]

117. no you aren't

and elrond is out of line here

trying to get this nice thread locked and calling you a perv

:mad:

[Danger Mouse]

122. oh, like references to jesus spankings wouldn't get a thread locked

:P
in R/T that would get you lynched!

[SPKrazy]

125. no that would get you praised

and then everyone would say "but jesus doesn't exist" so the spanking didn't exist

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

134. thanks for defending my honor

wait....i don't have any honor :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

137. but i get credit for trying don't i?

:rofl:


:hug:

[fizzgig]

155. you get this

[Danger Mouse]

159. but don't ask where she's going to pin it

but i will tell you this, you're going to be pissing blood for weeks.

[SPKrazy]

i'm ignoring eh

thanks

::*

and

:hug:


:evilgrin:

you can pin it wherever you see fit

[fizzgig]

186. ...

i haven't decided where it's going to go yet, but i'll let you know

:*

[Danger Mouse]

188. Would you like a few suggestions?

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

121. Are too, are too!

nyah nyah

[fizzgig]

131. are not, are not!

neener neener

[SPKrazy]

133. neener neener?

or weener weener?

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

135. Stuff it.

Stuff it right. Up.

[fizzgig]

140. ooohhh!

dirty talk!

[SPKrazy]

143. i know, he thinks if he talks dirty to me

he can play old gregg with me

nope

not happening!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

145. That was just an EXPOSURE. I don't have what Old Gregg has.

He has assets, he's GOING places.
He's Old Gregg.

[SPKrazy]

149. he's got seaweed hair

and a mangina and sexy shoes

[Danger Mouse]

154. And he's got Bailey's. Creamy. Don't forget the Bailey's.

:D

[fizzgig]

175. d00d

i want no part of this...:scared:

[SPKrazy]

181. me either

i saw the video earlier and i'm scared to go to sleep now

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

146. i'm taking the fifth on this one

you can't make me incriminate myself

[Danger Mouse]

147. i have ways of making you talk.

i'll loosen your tongue, just you wait!

[fizzgig]

158. give me a bottle of rum

and you will hear more than you ever wanted to

[Danger Mouse]

162. rum? i had for more...interesting...methods in mind.

bwahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
bwahahaha
cough.

[fizzgig]

178. ...

please tell

[Danger Mouse]

185. Oh dear. I'm afraid they tend towards the...naughty.

I shan't tell.

[fizzgig]

191. come on

do you think it's really going to make a difference in this thread...there's nothing wrong with naughty

[Danger Mouse]

193. oh well...i might...poke you...until you tell..

oh dear, oh dear, i feel so dirty :blush:

[fizzgig]

205. bwahahahaha

here ya go

[Danger Mouse]

209. you want me to bathe you?

perv!

[SPKrazy]

224. says pot to kettle n/t

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

177. rum is good stuff

wish i had some more of the rum.. its all gone dammitW@!!!

[fizzgig]

187. i am the funniest person on the planet

when i drink rum...at least that's how i see myself

[Danger Mouse]

189. gee, i wonder why.

when i drink heavily, i consider myself to be the emperor of stankonia.
doesn't mean it's true.
:P

[SPKrazy]

190. maybe you are

funny that is

;)

[fizzgig]

194. i am funny

at least that's what my mom tells me

[SPKrazy]

195. can't argue there can ya?

:rofl:

;)

[Danger Mouse]

196. and I really AM special.

mommy told me so.

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

206. me too

i'm flippin hilarious when i gots my rum

[SPKrazy]

see we just needs a du party where we get to see this stuff

in real life

:shrug:

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

221. ya'll just gotta get yourselves out here

i'll show ya'll a good time

[SPKrazy]

248. well i'll show up there sooner or later...

so be careful what you say here

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

256. i'l take you for green chile

mmmmmm...green chile

[SPKrazy]

271. i lurve green chile

:9

sounds good!

:hug:

[fizzgig]

211. that's it

we will get together and drink rum sometimes! now, if we could just solve the problem of geography...

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

213. now that would be swaeet

i likes ma rumm we could have a happy fun rum jam!!

[SPKrazy]

219. we could all have sum reggae

and we be jammin'

:yourock:

[fizzgig]

227. oh no

no reggae...no...i only listen to that when i'm doing something else

we need some good dance music

[SPKrazy]

234. hey...

don't get all anti reggae here, there will be lots of room and lots of rum

so no worries

be happies

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

242. oh all right

but there has to be good dance music as some point during the evening. i can't drink rum without dancing the way only a drunk white girl can dance...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

251. hey, there be music from all over the place i think

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

217. we all hop in the

car and meet in a central location

:silly:

[fizzgig]

237. like where?

it can't be too far, i don't know that the BAV is up for any more long trips

[SPKrazy]

253. i don't know...

:(

but somewhere-- :D

[fizzgig]

261. i'll be in the quad cities this summer

that's a pretty hopping place...not really, but it's somewhere closer to you guys

[SPKrazy]

275. it might be a little closer

hoppin place right :rofl:

not much though

i'm more likely to end up in colorado at some point as i go there a couple of times a year for sure

prolly this summer

[fizzgig]

277. fine

don't meet me in the quads...see if i care

:P

[SPKrazy]

279. i didn't say that!

:rofl:

everyone wants to go to the quads :P

[fizzgig]

283. it is an oasis

for the weary of body and soul...

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

151. don't pull that law crap on me

this is du

the law doesn't reach you for using the 5th here, unless it's 5th of whiskey

:rofl:


;)

[fizzgig]

164. no whiskey

whiskey does bad things to me...

[SPKrazy]

168. so you aren't a "whiskey girl"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP3L5w8dphM

:rofl:


:hi:



:hide:

[SPKrazy]

91. you are da bomb baby!

:woohoo:

IBTL i'm sure

but it's been fun!

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

98. why would they lock me??

i'm america's sweetheart!!:cry:

[Danger Mouse]

103. They can lock your thread

But they can't contain...your spirit.

[SPKrazy]

107. you there, step away from the keyboard

and place your hands on... omg.. get out of here, what is that on your hands ewwwww :puke:

gawd you are a perv!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

105. i know you are

and i love ya for it too man :loveya: <----- see it's true ;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

136. heres me

enjoying my happy new thread on du

[Danger Mouse]

138. Just keep puttin em away you lush!

Hey, where's mine?

[SPKrazy]

141. you're a bitter bitter man

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

142. too bitter for you to handle, i'm bitter like beer.

bitter beer that gives you a bitter beer face.

[SPKrazy]

144. that's bitter better bitter beer bitter

:wtf:

[SPKrazy]

139. happy happy!

;)

welcome to DU although you've been here a bit, I haven't said that

and great first thread... :rofl:

:pals:

[Danger Mouse]

148. Congratulations, you probably made Lounge History...

for starting a thread that quickly degenerated into one of the most disgusting i've ever seen.

[SPKrazy]

153. and who the hell's fault is that?

geez

i'm taking a shower after being in here with elrond hubbard

and gray

:puke:


:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

156. be honest. you want to be IN the shower with ole EH and GW.

You want it so bad it aches.

[SPKrazy]

160. yeah, so what...

:shrug:

it does hurt :cry:

[fizzgig]

150. you are adorable!

and your drink looks a lot tastier than mine...

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

hey i drank those in college

i also drank schlitz lite.. i was damn poor

[SPKrazy]

163. Schlitz lite

didn't even know they had a lite

:rofl:

blue margaritas though

and how many is it now?

12?

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

167. i think im at 15

or soo and i canb stil spell
;p;lolol

[SPKrazy]

170. yer doenet fineenwe

don'atwet wowrrtty abouguat thehtwe exgtraa leeetters

:rofl:

15?

wow... :thumbsup:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

176. hey i'm still kickin

and i ran oot of tequila

[SPKrazy]

179. but yer post count is going up fast

and you have become the new queen of the lounge should you claim that title by the sheer volume of responses...

:rofl:

of course the fact that they all come from a handful of people who are all pervs like me isn't the most comforting thought either :rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

180. dAMN STRAIGHT

only 1.99 a 6 pack good for any college kid on a budget

[Danger Mouse]

152. Piss in a can? Where can I sign up for THAT???

oh i am so going to die now :hide:

[SPKrazy]

165. give me a can

i'll take care of the rest

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

166. Hey now, it's not that kind of thread, you'll have to take that elsewhere, buddy.

:puke:

[SPKrazy]

172. oh that's right that is the wee thread!

and it got locked thanks to you!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

171. hey

it's not like i'm drinking freaking budweiser or anything. jeez, i don't see anyone buying me fancy beer

[SPKrazy]

173. mr hubbard

isn't gonna do it either

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

174. love, i'm going to stage an intervention and take you out and buy you some quality booze.

i knew that making fun of PBR would needle you :D

[fizzgig]

182. yay!

quality booze! i've got my shopping list ready

[Danger Mouse]

183. fuck that. PBR is all you need. you said so yourself.

:D

[fizzgig]

fine

no skin off my nose...:P

[SPKrazy]

201. Bwaahhaaa!

skin off my nose

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

216. what on earth are you laughing at

did i miss something? :silly:

[SPKrazy]

240. skin off my nose...

i say it too, but wonder what the hell it means?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

245. i have no idea

:shrug:

now i'm going to wonder what the origin of that saying is

[SPKrazy]

254. i bet it didn't come from this though...

ha

made ya look

[fizzgig]

264. oh holy shit

what the shit is that!

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

157. Pabst Schmabst!

used to get that stuff at the liquor store because i lived in oklahoma and they only had 3.2 beer and there wasn't much beer in the liquor stores that i recall

get it cold enough and it goes down just fine

:rofl:

;)

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

184. hey southpaw

your a friend on my myspace! didja know that?? i feel complete now.
nee he he.. i'm all out of tequila and rummmm!!!!

[SPKrazy]

192. no i didn't know that

what's your name there?

I'll look too-- maybe i know who...

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

197. that would be jenny

i'm like a jungle cat, i leap and hide from danger

[SPKrazy]

199. i figured it out

but i sent you a pm confirming it

but now you've confirmed it

:hi:

:pals:

you were my friend and i didn't even recognize you!

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

203. lol

yay were friends! god i'm pathetic!

[SPKrazy]

204. no yer not!

yer funny!

:thumbsup:

:pals:

[wildhorses]

198. you type pretty good not to be able to feel your hands

no edit needed? i am impressed;)

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

200. wildhorsey!

join the party

be careful though, it's kind of messy in here in places (elrond was here)

:rofl:


:pals:

[wildhorses]

207. good to see you my friend---

good ole' elrond...gotta love him;)

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

212. he's trouble i tell ya wh

trouble!

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

220. i see this

just recommended this one...and bookmarking

can't watch the greg video, though...

the music scared me and then the vapery mist appeared...better save it for daytime:scared:

[SPKrazy]

229. oh it's not scary

it's skeeery

:puke:

manginas and seaweed hair and exposure to old gregg's bailey's irish cream

[wildhorses]

247. irish cream??

:spray::rofl:

[SPKrazy]

249. baileys no less

and he's got pictures of it

and he has a mangina and he exposes himself to the d00d who survives

:crazy:

[wildhorses]

260. poor ole gregg

love the tutu, though with the go go boots, no less:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

no you don't. don't lie. why are you lying?

:)
good to see you too, horsey.

[wildhorses]

222. thanks, friend

looks like y'all have been having fun tonight:bounce:

[fizzgig]

270. i'm here too

gotta keep these damn boys in check :hi:

[SPKrazy]

276. yer fallin' down on the job

:rofl:

:hug:

[fizzgig]

282. would it be better if i got these?

[SPKrazy]

286. yeah baby!

i bet you can get the handcuffs pretty easily eh?

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

287. all i gotta do is

use my feminine wiles on some rookie cop and *bam* the cuffs are mine

wait, i've got my own. that saves me that hassle

;)

[SPKrazy]

288. ===

:hug:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

289. wow

now i'm excited... seriously

[Danger Mouse]

290. I knew it. You are a true pervert. And here is the proof.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

202. she ain't typin with her HANDS

ain't you figured that OUT yet?

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

208. all lips baby

all lips ;-)

[SPKrazy]

214. talented too

very

no typos and all lips

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

210. maybe i should actually READ the thread before i respond--

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

215. be prepared for some strange stuff

it wasn't our fault, really

[Danger Mouse]

218. it was my fault. mine and old gregg's.

:)

[wildhorses]

226. this gregg guy

i am scared for him...does he survive??

could.not.watch.it:scared:

better viewed in the daytime;)

and, yes. i am a fraidy cat:P

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

231. this gregg person..

he's gettin me allll titillated.. i hope i spelled that right.

IBTL!!!!

[SPKrazy]

246. titillated by old gregg?

:puke:

good gawdess woman, that's just wrong!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

232. yeah, i mean, gregg's creepy, but the guy is like the main character of the show

he'll be alright ;)

[wildhorses]

235. oh-- that is good to know, thanks

but, still looks like a misadventure is forth....coming;)

[wildhorses]

258. i dedicate this to ole gregg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfJe8hQ8ha0

[SPKrazy]

285. 'xactly!

perfect!
'

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

233. watch it with elrond

i'm sure he'll make sure old gregg doesn't hurt anyone :P (except you if you watch it)

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

238. see there!!!

i can't watch it...i don't wanna get hurt:P

hell, what am i saying

i just got home from work and i am tired and basically hurt all over:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

244. i don't think old gregg would be interested in you

but he is in elrond i'm pretty sure

:rofl:

and it hurts just to watch him... :puke: in a sickening but I' can't stop watching this kind of way :rofl:


:hi:

[wildhorses]

250. okay---

i will watch it....

curiuosity and all that jazz

[SPKrazy]

252. ROFL

wait--- eat something first, or drink something first for sure, 'cause you'll be laughing afterwards

:rofl:

and you won't want anything to eat, and if you drank first you'll be better off i think...

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

223. hey my nips are gettin feisty

IBTL!!!!

[SPKrazy]

225. again i ask

do you need some help? :evilgrin:

IBTL

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

228. TEE HEE HEE

IBTL!!!

[SPKrazy]

230. ===

:rofl:


the lock is coming?

oh nooooooo!


get out of the way


IBTL

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

236. HERE IT COMESSS

I TOLD YOU TO LOOK OUT!!!!!

[SPKrazy]

241. that's not the real one

is it really coming?


i will get out of the way before it comes.... eewwwww

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

239. GREGG ARE YOU THERE???

i want to meet this gregg person, he seems reasonably interesting and quite...... fun

[SPKrazy]

243. old gregg?

ask elrond

he's got the link

he's creeeeepy

has a mangina and seaweed hair and he thinks if you help him out of the water it's like a first date, and if you don't love him he ...

i can't tell you anymore


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

255. this...

isn't him




but you might like him anyway?

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

257. he seems....

interesting.. i just may well be interested in this old gregg fellow

[SPKrazy]

268. i don't know if he'd be interested in you

he seems to like guys

a lot

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

259. and

if he can do tricks like that hells yeah i'm interested!!!

[SPKrazy]

269. old gregg has a

mangina

that d00d can shake it though (the flasher)

[Scooter24]

262. ROFL

:rofl:

IBTL...

[Danger Mouse]

263. We've evaded the dreaded lock for some time now.

The mods are waiting, rubbing their hands together, watching, laughing...
:scared:

[Scooter24]

265. Maybe they're passed out drunk...

or possibly getting their freak on?

:scared:

[fizzgig]

267. have you read this thread?

do you think that smilie is really going to make a difference?

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

273. Probably not...

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

266. jumpin jesus

i'm near 300 posts!!!

[SPKrazy]

272. woo hoo

:woohoo:

see this is fun!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

274. hahahahaha

that is an awesome graphic

:rofl:

[siouxsiecreamcheese]

278. yes

and this is just as disturbing

[SPKrazy]

280. ooops?

missing pic/

:shrug:

[fizzgig]

284. *snort*

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

281. Bedtime for me, boys and girls...

lets see if this thread is still going when i wake up...or if it finally gets locked down.
:P

[buddhamama]

291. Locking...

After the heat generated by the thread you probably don't need these, but here you are



Sincerely,
buddhamama-DU Mod