So do you have tests you use to assess dates?

[skygazer]

Like the "door test?" Let's hear 'em.

[taterguy]

1. I pee in public during our first date

If there's a second date then I know she's the one for me.

[Omphaloskepsis]

2. Wants to date me....

That is about it.

[NightWatcher]

3. I'm with you on that

If she wants to date me, she obviously has deep psychological issues and is unstable.

[AllegroRondo]

4. if she changes my car radio station

she's gone. NEVER touch a man's radio.

[grace0418]

5. I met my husband almost 19 years ago. I was 18 at the time and wasn't jaded

enough to consider having tests. I was just happy to have dates at all. Luckily he probably would've passed most of my tests anyway. :)

[Lil Missy]

6. The "kiss" test

If I cannot imagine ever kissing you, no second date. (What's the point of continuing?)

Can't be a bush supporter, or a Republican.

Must like pets.

Must be intelligent: or at least able to write in complete sentences and use correct grammar. (Long story, but I met my mate online.)

[dropkickpa]

7. Yep, they go something like this

Job (any job)? Check.
Teeth (as in have 'em)? Check.
Everything else is negotiable. You'd be surprised how very many people my 2 tests weed out!

[achtung_circus]

11. OK, but I have a question.

You said:
"Teeth (as in have 'em)? Check."

But what if the teeth are in a glass on their night table? Do you insist that they actually wear their teeth?

[dropkickpa]

12. On the first date? Most definitely!

They have to at least try to make a good first impression.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. cant be republican. or apolitical.

[crim son]

9. Must read something other than magazines.

Must kiss well.
Must have a sense of humor.

[northzax]

10. i search for them on youporn

I won't say if that is an automatic pass or fail, however.

[stirlingsliver]

13. I Have Tests For Figs

I don't really have test for dates.

But I have some great tests for figs.

;-)

[LeftyMom]

14. I suppose I'd have to have dates for that.

I've never lacked for male attention, even in rather unattractive teenage years, but I can barely remember the last time I went on a proper date. I think I was 16 or so.

[buddhamama]

15. i haven't been on an official type date

if i did have a test it'd would be sense of humor. they'd have to have a sense of humor and also appreciate mine, or forget it. :)

[Courtesy Flush]

16. I'll bite. What's the door test?

As in, knock at the door. Don't honk the horn?