Woman stopped at Gaza border with THREE crocodiles strapped to her body

[El Fuego]

JERUSALEM - A woman with three crocodiles strapped to her waist was stopped at the Gaza-Egypt border crossing after guards noticed that she looked “strangely fat,” officials said Monday.

The woman’s shape raised suspicions at the Rafah terminal in southern Gaza, and a body search by a female border guard turned up the animals, each about 20 inches long, concealed underneath her loose robe, according to Maria Telleria, spokeswoman for the European observers who run the crossing.

“The woman looked strangely fat. Even though she was veiled and covered, even with so many clothes on there was something strange,” Telleria said.

The incident, which took place on Thursday, sparked panic at the crossing. “The policewoman screamed and ran out of the room, and then women began screaming and panicking when they heard,” Telleria said. But when the hysteria died down, she said, “everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17797967/

[AllegroRondo]

1. just one question....

WHY??????

[CottonBear]

2. “everybody was admiring a woman who is able to tie crocodiles to her body."

:eyes:

I wonder if they were tied on head up or head down or around her waist?
I'd be wearing chain mail underwear if I had to strap crocs to my body.

[El Fuego]

8. This season, all the really fashionable women are wearing live crocs.

Dead animal skins are sooo last year.

[mike_c]

3. "if you want in, you have to do anything an upperclassman tell you to do..."

ANYTHING!

[rug]

4. Oooh, a newspaper war with Matcom News.

[El Fuego]

7. He he!

[Deja Q]

5. Uh, that's no cheap alternative to carrying 3 fancy purses...

:hide:

[Little Wing]

6. It was an attempted suicide biting

[Zuiderelle]

9. I've heard of some strange fetishes, but damn.