The Elrond Hubbard unappreciation thread.

[Danger Mouse]

Because he's only worth keeping around till he's fulfilled his use, then he's disposable.
Fuck him.

[TOhioLiberal]

1. Awww...

...no can do, buddy. You're worth way more than that. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

4. You'd think that, but I'm not so sure anymore.

Not so sure at all.

[fizzgig]

2. fuck 'im

i don't even know what his use is...



:*

[Danger Mouse]

3. Trash is trash

is trash

[fizzgig]

5. if you are trash

then so am i

[Danger Mouse]

15. you're not trash at all.

you're lovely.
:hug:

[wildhorses]

6. i think we have un

der appreciated him for WAY too long:toast:

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

7. not really. you can never appreciate me too little.

[wildhorses]

9. truly i think of you WAY too little

;)

[Danger Mouse]

10. and even that much is too much.

:)

[wildhorses]

14. quite possibly you are correct

i will ponder my postition:P

[Danger Mouse]

53. Thanks for your support and kindness.

I clearly don't appreciate YOU enough.
:hug:

[SPKrazy]

8. Sheesh

you make even the depressives depressed d00d!


:shrug:


(i'm a depressive and man, you are bitter)


:hi:

[Danger Mouse]

11. bitter as poison.

and for the life of me, i've never been able to understand why.

[Guava Jelly]

12. I can't say I care too much for him..

:sarcasm: :rofl: I keed i keed.. :7

[GenDem]

13. What's up?

:shrug: You sound bitter.

[S n o w b a l l]

16. The varmit stood me up at the aisle

[Kajsa]

36. Engi!

That emoticon at the top is so naughty!
( looks like he's saying "kiss my ----")

I love it! :rofl:

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

43. I'm sorry.

I was bad :P

[Pushed To The Left]

17. He is our leader in the DU Job Squad! Very important DUer! n/t

[BuelahWitch]

22. I thought he was the leader of the Lounge Losers?

:shrug:

[Pushed To The Left]

24. Same thing! My pseudonym is the "DU Job Squad"

partially because I've been called a "loser" in real life and don't really care for the word. But I don't mind when Elrond uses it because it's all in fun.

[mentalsolstice]

18. Unless you really are Old Gregg...

then no...you're an appreciated member of the lounge. Keep on keepin' on!

[femmocrat]

19. What's wrong, Elrond? Someone giving you a hard time?

:pals:

You're not alone.... the other "Losers" are still here.

[Kajsa]

20. Awww- No way, no how, Elrond!

You are so appreciated-
you have not idea.

As the CEO of the LLC ( yes Southpaw- that's CLUB) :rofl:
you've got to keep on keepin on.

You messed with you? We'll send a posse out!
( or is that another DU club?)

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

50. Don't worry...if nothing else, I always feel appreciated in the Lounge.

:hug:

[Kajsa]

21. I have effectively KILLED every thread I've posted on, tonight.

I think someone's trying to tell me to
get the hell off the computer.

That, and I'm a queen size LOSER!

I can take a hint---

Okey-Dokey

:hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

23. Awww, no Kajsa...

You would never kill a thread. You're such a sweetheart & NOT a loser. I think it's just timing. :)

:hug:

[Kajsa]

33. Aww, thanks, Engi!

Thanks for the kind words and support.

You're a sweetie, too!

:hug:

[Drum]

25. Who?

:evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

26. I was just having a spate of self-loathing.

Sorry if I worried or offended anyone :(

[S n o w b a l l]

28. You are loved...

Hope you know that & are feeling better. :pals:

[BarenakedLady]

27. .......

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

52. Just seeing you hear, means a lot...what can I say?

:hug:
Hope you're doing alright.

[deepthought42]

29. I'm getting the feeling...

that you like the attention? :P

What would we Lounge Losers do without our Leader?

[Kajsa]

38. What would we do without our super cool barista?

She makes a killer cappuccino.

Hi ya, deepthought!


:hug:

[deepthought42]

39. I make damn good foam!

Thank you! :) :hi:

:hug: for Kajsa!

If it hadn't been for Elrond...*sniffle*...well I don't know where I'd be! Floating aimlessly around DU...*sniffle* lol :)

[Kajsa]

40. I know! LOL- Elrond doesn't know

how needed he is!

:pals:

[deepthought42]

41. Where is he anyway....

Elrond! Come out come out whereever you are! :hide:

[Danger Mouse]

42. I was sleeping...lol

My daily after-work nap.

[deepthought42]

59. Must be nice to sleep during the day like that...

:P

Sure wish I could... :P

[Danger Mouse]

61. It's not voluntary. I basically pass out.

It's because I don't sleep enough at night. Pure exhaustion. Also, my job is super emotionally draining at times, so it saps my vitality.

[deepthought42]

64. Ahhh

Mine is emotionally draining too, but mostly out of sheer boredom. I don't sleep either, but alas, I don't pass out either...I envy you. ;) lol

[Danger Mouse]

66. You have many reasons to envy me

:P

[deepthought42]

69. Oh, and what would some of those reasons be?

Do tell. :P

[Danger Mouse]

72. Because I am the radiant and glorious King of the Losers.

See how my crown sparkles in the sunlight?
I know how you and Engi are conspiring against me to assassinate me like Brutus did Caesar. It will not work! Your daggers cannot pierce my skin, for my skin is as steel. Your arrows will not harm me, for with my breath I produce flames enough to reduce wood to ash in a moment and metal to vapor in a flash.
PH33R M3!

[Danger Mouse]

51. I hope we've managed to make you feel welcome among us, deepthought.

It wouldn't be the same without you.
Speaking of which, we don't see nearly enough of you!
:hi:

[deepthought42]

58. Oh yes, thank you.

:hi:

The Lounge has become my home away from home, my sanctuary while I'm stuck in this f***ing office...lol.

I try to come on here during the day while I'm working, but other than that...I just don't feel up to going online...meh...

[Danger Mouse]

62. Ah, I see...so you only DU while at work?

hmm

[deepthought42]

63. My job is very demanding...

I sit at a desk, with no one else around, facing a hallway. When the phone rings, I answer it. Then there are the other mentally stimulating tasks such as ordering food, picking up food, ordering supplies, filing, etc... :sarcasm:

DU has become a welcome diversion to work. :) I don't think I'd survive otherwise!

[Danger Mouse]

67. I remember having jobs like that.

They suck. They're pointless and soul-crushing.
Have fun with that ;)

[deepthought42]

68. Oh thanks. I think my soul is already crushed.

And my mind is turning to mush...

[Danger Mouse]

70. You're very welcome.

Your soul isn't crushed enough until you've become a complete automaton.
:D

[buddhamama]

30. i like this Elrond Hubbard person

he's a Lounge Loser and cool. :thumbsup: :hi:

[Danger Mouse]

49. Aw, even after all the perverse thread mischief over the weekend?

:blush:
:)

[mikeytherat]

31. Your Du name makes me laugh every time I see it!

Every time!

mikey_the_rat

[deepthought42]

32. Elrond! I have the smiley for you!

This should be the Official Smiley of the Lounge Losers. :silly:

[Danger Mouse]

48. deepthought! We need to get your post count up to 1000!

But how??
I like the smiley, it's absolutely perfect. Thank you for your tireless efforts promoting loserdom. :P

[deepthought42]

56. Yes, well I do excel at losing!

I've got nothing else going for me...lol.

I'm working on it...I'm such a loser, I never have anything to say...lol

[Kajsa]

57. Oh yes you do, deepthought!

You have plenty to say.

I wish 'Pirate at 50' would check in.

You two have a great rapport.

We'll get your post count up there!

:pals:

[deepthought42]

60. Glad you think so...

lol.

I wonder where they've gotten to... :hide:

I need sleep...

[Kajsa]

65. Speaking of Pirate, look

who has a birthday today.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6360671&mesg_id=6360671

[taterguy]

34. Self-loathing sucks

If you don't like yourself then get off your ass and make some changes.

Just thought I'd add a genuinely unappreciative message to the thread.

[Danger Mouse]

47. Easier said then done.

But thank you for the suggestion.
:hi:

[taterguy]

54. That's the beauty of an internet message board

I can spout off without having to back up anything I say :)

[Danger Mouse]

55. And I can make ridiculous threats with no basis in reality.

such as:
I KNOW 37 DIFFERENT KINDS OF MARTIAL ARTS AND I OWN A KATANNA AND A NUMCUCKS AND I AM A REAL NINJA AND CAN FLY AND FIRE KAMEHAMEHA BLASTS AND DESTROY MOUNTAINS AND I"LL COME AND KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY SECEET TECKNEEKS FOR SERIES!!!

[crim son]

35. Nobody can loathe us better than we do ourselves

& with less justification. You are appreciated. Don't doubt it. :hug:

[Danger Mouse]

46. I don't doubt it. I never do...not on DU at least.

Not when you, deepthought, kajsa, spk, kagehime, BNL, and all the others are around.
:hg:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

37. Well...

Elrond was kind of a douche, and L. Ron Hubbard was DEFINITELY a douche...

but as for you - I definitely wouldn't say you're disposable, unless you're an infiltrator from that other site.

[Danger Mouse]

44. Rock on.

:)
How...how did you know my secret?

[SPKrazy]

45. Unappreciate This!

:hug:

[Madspirit]

71. OK...Elrond

You win. You ARE the funniest person on Democratic Underground.
Lee

[Danger Mouse]

73. Wherefore wouldst thou say this?

One wonders. :)

[Madspirit]

74. The things you think of to post

Are just funny as hell.
Lee

[Danger Mouse]

75. Thank you, but when I put up the OP I was genuinely surly.

:P

[Madspirit]

76. That's hilarious Elrond. n/t

[Danger Mouse]

77. Stop! You're hurting me!

Can't you feel my pain?? :cry:

[Madspirit]

78. Hands Elrond Kleenex...n/t

[Danger Mouse]

82. You're really cruel. You do Mr. Peabody a disservice.

:P

[Madspirit]

84. I try.

I am just trying to unappreciate you to the best of my ability. I'm just a dog with a pet boy.
Lee

[Madspirit]

85. ...and shhhh

...but it's Ms. Peabody...little known fact.....not "Mr." Most people don't know this.
Lee

[Kajsa]

79. Elrond, you're one of the luckiest guys around.

- especially now,

and you know it!

:P :7

[Danger Mouse]

80. I am VERY lucky. I have a lot of great Lounge friends

and i have kagehime, for which i am VERY lucky :D

[Kajsa]

81. True, very true, indeed!

:hug:

[Danger Mouse]

83. I'm lucky to have your support as well. You're a true friend in every way.

:hug:

[Kajsa]

86. Aww, Thank you, Elrond!

You are a true friend, also.

I'm very fortunate to have you as my friend.

:hug: