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:bounce: :D :toast: :evilgrin: :evilfrown: :) :( :puke: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :D When it rains like a pizza in New York, does it mean that you're really only 2299 years old yet again, or is the dog wizard eating a peanut? Peanut brittle, good for the soul, not really bad like OJ, but much like Pop Tarts on steroids. However, on Monday morning, stick to the soulfood, especially the peanut butter version; it's nasty and crunchy and those that eat it hate their country and also hate strippers. Now then, I challenge thee to think about Slurpees, Icees, and Mel Gibson, if that means you want to eat rotten cabbage out of a dead man's ear. Are you attracted to lice eating a maggot, or should the worm slap the watermelon out of the cat's mouth? Did the dog deserve to live straight edge or should she eat a lot of canned grapes?
I continuously thrive on death, withches, and murder of D-level actors by muppets. Kermit is innocent, by the way, and if you disagree you are racist of possibly a supporter of the bouncing Revolution of the Parakeet. :bounce: Again, again, again, again, again damm you you son of a gun and it's your fault!!!! :mad: Mad at the world and not your mother specifically, even though she murdered both my meatloaf and kicked my termites in the testicles. Damn her!!!!! :mad: Mental sodomy is worse than murdering of your teammate's mascots on a Friday, but not so much on Sunday. I listen...
Now then, let that be a lesson to you. Sneakers, snickers, nutter butters..they are all watching you, and they are pissed at your pets for smearing their good name on the Internets!!! :mad: I'm going to eat letters and send them to the editors, but not on paper, but on my toes. I love you because your severed fingers taste like mayonnaise. I hate you for the same reason. Well that, and your hamster called me a racial slur. I called it a slut, it cried, and we hugged and wept. I don't understand why it had to be that way. Word!!!
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