Post A Headline You'd Like To See In Tomorrow's Paper:

[Dinger]

Here's mine:

g.w.b. impeached, sent to the Hague!

[Name removed]

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[SPKrazy]

2. Chuck Hagel Of Nebraska Calls For Impeachment Of Bush!

oh, wait, I did read that already...

:shrug:

[realisticphish]

3. realisticphish randomly given 10 billion dollars

oh, and, i guess, the entire bush administration convicted of being douchebags; sentenced to life.

[SeattleGirl]

4. Gonzales Sent to Gitmo for "Extraordinary Rendition"

(Using his own torture guidelines!) :evilgrin:

[opiate69]

5. "Libby to Fitz - 'I'll give you Bush/Cheney in exchange for leniency"

[Robeson]

6. "Change of Government System! Head of Executive Branch to be just a Figurehead".

[taterguy]

7. Mayor announces car-free day

Clothing free day would be fun too but I'll settle for a day when people wean themselves from their steal cages

[Deep13]

8. Local man dreamed Bush was president during 7 year coma.

[Deep13]

9. Stephanie Miller to replaced fired O'Reilly

[NewJeffCT]

31. And, Keith Olberman replaces Brit Hume

[Deep13]

38. sorry, shar-pei enthusiasts

[MonkeyFunk]

10. Scientists Announce Cancer Cure...

FDA breaks rules to certify approval.

[guitar man]

11. Al Gore announces presidential bid nt

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. Corporations No Longer Have Personhood Status

[Deep13]

13. smaller headline underneath:

People granted personhood status.

[Deep13]

14. oops wrong place

[Pacifist Patriot]

20. Amen!

[Deep13]

15. Bush found in bed with dead girl, live boy.

[NewJeffCT]

32. He'd still have 20% supporting him...

They'd find some way to spin it...

[Deep13]

39. Bush makes time for youth involvement.

[BarenakedLady]

16. BarenakedLady Named Wealthiest Woman On Earth.

:shrug:

So I'm feeling selfish atm.

[Jimbo S]

18. Wealthiest or Sexiest?

[BarenakedLady]

19. Meh. I have a better shot at winning the lottery

Or writing a best selling novel.

:rofl:

[Jimbo S]

22. I think many DU guys would think otherwise.

[Deep13]

17. World religious leaders admit they don't know shit.

[Mad_Dem_X]

21. I have two:

George W. Bush Ousted From Office

Cure For Cancer Found

[Initech]

23. Bush / Cheney Set To Testify Before Congress In Outing Of CIA Agent

[azmouse]

24. Al Gore elected President... again!

[KiraBS]

25. 15 British Hostages have been released, unhurt....

I am British and it so serious that media seems to be holding back.

And Tony Blair to leave office next week... for the day after tomorrow...

[Rabrrrrrr]

26. Rabrrrrrr given absolutely authority over life and death.

[dropkickpa]

27. "Dropkick to become third in Brangelina polyamory family"

A girl can dream, can't she?

[bluethruandthru]

28. Cure for Diabetes Found! n/t

[Connonym]

29. Connonym is The Big Lottery Winner!

and "IMPEACHMENT" not necessarily in that order, I could live with my headline being below the fold.

[lutefisk]

30. Secret Service Takes Bush and Cheney into Custody

Rice and Gonzales Flee in Daring Escape

[photogirl12]

33. The War is Over and All of the Troops Are Coming Home! n/t

[NewJeffCT]

34. George W. Bush & Dick Cheney Resign, Attempt to Flee to Argentina Foiled

I can dream...

[wildhorses]

35. cure for cancer discovered and vaccine on its way!!!

:bounce:

[izzybeans]

36. Student Loans forgiven, the people are free.

[formerrepuke]

37. Rapture Finally Occurs, Only 144,000 People Allowed; Jehova's Witnesses Right All Along.

[LSK]

40. President Gore signs the Universal Healthcare Act

[Deep13]

41. Many prominent Republicans shot while trying to escape from prison.

[Deep13]

42. Tylenol plus shot of vodka cures all known diseases.

[Deep13]

43. Global warming destroys home of Sen. Inhofe.

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. 'We admit it: We suck'

And the deck: "Free Lance to cease publication after 132 years because no one reads this shitrag."

[patricia92243]

45. DU'er patricia92243 wins $100 million lottery! n/t

[edbermac]

46. Bush Admits: I Am Totally Fucking Clueless.

:rofl:

[Parche]

47. TEACHER DINGER

Newspaper Headlines we would like to see


'DINGER APPOINTED PRINCIPAL OF SCHOOL'



'KARL ROVE USES ROGAIN, ENDS UP IN HOSPITAL'

'DICK CHENEY HAS A HEART, APRIL FOOLS'

'ANN COULTER'S ADAMS APPLE GROWS TO IMMENSE PROPORTIONS FEMA ON ALERT'

'GEORGE W BUSH LEARNS HOW TO SPEAK, APRIL FOOLS'

'CRAWFORD TEXAS RANCH TORN DOWN FOR NEW WALMART'

'KAREN HUGHES ENTERS BEAUTY CONTEST, APRIL FOOLS'

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

48. Pope Comes out of the closet.

I don't think he's gay, but damn that would be ironic.

[doc03]

49. pResident Bush goes bat shit crazy and is taken

from the Whitehouse in a straight jacket and VP Shooter drops dead when he hears the news.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

50. Bushco and the other repugs have been exiled to Antarctica!!!

Antarctica has been outfitted with barbed wire and electric fences should they try to escape.

[otherlander]

51. Man Spinning in Grave Used to Power America

Low-income families can save money by buying electricity from this company, which has wrapped George Orwell's body in magnets and placed it at the center of a copper coil. It is currently making 2,000 revolutions per minute, enough to power the Midwest and most of the Southeast.

[Forkboy]

52. "FORKBOY RULES UNIVERSE!"