Inspired by a GD thread: Your candidate sucks!

[MonkeyFunk]

Mine rocks! Impeach now!

[regularguy]

1. Your entire existence is just

a montage of right-wing talking points, and your candidate drinks his/her own urine.

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Your candidate

is a nazi whore driven solely by ambition.

[regularguy]

3. Nice straw-whore!

Your candidate loves war and death and wants elderly people to eat dog food.

[MonkeyFunk]

5. Back that shit up

poster!

Your candidate only got elected cuz he sucked off 100,00 donkeys in Tijuana. So don't talk to me about big-money donkey-suckers. Plus, your guy has B.O.

[regularguy]

7. FASCIST!

First they came for the high-volume donkey-dick suckers, and I said nothing....

At least my guy/gal is keepin' it real as opposed to your candidate who won't even molest a cheerleader without first checking with his or her image consultants...

[MonkeyFunk]

8. That's a right-wing lie!

My gal will happily rape a cheerleader with no motive other than sexual gratification. You're such a tool.

[underpants]

4. I know yours does

:P

[Zuiderelle]

6. Link please.

I'm tired of your hyperbole.

[Debi]

9. Unless you can back that up with a link or seventeen

you're full of shit and your candidate paid for your vote (and the whores found in their hotel room)!