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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:19 AM
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uh-oh, guess who's gonna be a mohel
That's right: me!
:bounce:

Not only do I get to attend Beware the Beast Man's son's bris, I'm gonna be the most important participant!

That's exciting enough on its own, but topping that is the implement I'll be using...


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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:21 AM
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1. How will you be dressed? nt
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:22 AM
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3. I will, of course, be nude.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:23 AM
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4. But, of course.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:11 AM
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14. I hoped he'd be wearing the denim suit
oh well
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Pacifist Patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:22 AM
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2. Maybe it's the meds, but...
I couldn't help but find that hilarious.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:23 AM
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5. Are the Princess and CO Liberal to attend?
perchance?
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:24 AM
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6. It's a tough business
but you get a lot of tips.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:24 AM
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9. ROFLMAO
:spray:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:24 AM
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7. just dont cut someones finger by mistake
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:24 AM
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8. I... uh... I.....
:wow:

I got nothin'
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slj0101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:27 AM
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10. Wow. That boy must have some unit.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:27 AM
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11. Clearly, you ain't seen his dad.
Edited on Tue Mar-27-07 10:27 AM by whoisalhedges
:o
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:35 AM
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12. How many drinks do you intend to have....
before the ceremony?
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 10:35 AM
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13. You're only doing it for the metzitzah b'peh.
Perv.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:48 AM
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16. I don't know what that means
and I don't think I want to
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 11:20 AM
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15. lol!
:rofl:
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-27-07 02:56 PM
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17. Show off!
You always think your tools are better than everyone else's. :P
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