Man caught with 93 pounds of stolen underwear

[spindrifter]

By Associated PressPULLMAN, Wash. (AP)

- A man who reportedly said he has "a problem" was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home in this college town.

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"We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims," Tennant said. "Based on the unique descriptions from a couple of women, we can tie him to those thefts."

The underwear will be held as evidence until the case is resolved, after which their disposition is uncertain, Tennant said.

"Would you really want them back?" he asked. "I would say not."

http://www.komotv.com/news/6716137.html

[FyurFly]

1. Underpants gnomes? n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

45. And if he wasn't arrested, we could get to know what step 2 is! -nt

[dkofos]

2. The underware Gnomes

[Donnachaidh]

3. the big question here though ought to be --

is he a republican? :sarcasm:

[kirby]

4. Who measures underwear by weight?

Why isnt the story '400 panties' and '100 bras'. I've never seen weight used as a metric for measuring underwear.

[bryant69]

8. Well when you are dealing with underwear in bulk

I suppose it's helpful. Like Bananas.

Besides, which cop would you assign to count them all. Better to get a snow shovel, jam them all on a scale and call it a day.

Bryant
Check it out --> http://politicalcomment.blogspot.com

[MissB]

5. Oregon had a similar panty thief.

He also had a stash of seven assault rifles at his home, and over 40,000 images of women being raped, mulilated or dismembered on his computer.

I guess my point is that it isn't necessarily harmless.

[devilgrrl]

6. Okay guys... you need to explain that fetish to me because I'm not getting it.

Women's panties? You can't be serious. :crazy:

[Horse with no Name]

10. Ummm some men "like" the way the silky panties

feel against their "nether regions".

[FyurFly]

11. I'll stick with just silk sheets

[Feron]

12. "Wearing her clothes....

Silk Pantyhose
Walking around in women's underwear"

:D

[devilgrrl]

14. Interesting, I didn't know women's panties were exclusively made of silk...

where have I been? :wow:

[Horse with no Name]

Well they aren't

but my guess is that the ones that were stolen were. It's a recognized fetish.
Where you been girl?:rofl:

[devilgrrl]

17. A recognized fetish? Where have I been? Obviously not around anyone you know.

:eyes:

[Horse with no Name]

20. Here you go

http://www.duckydoolittle.com/pantyfetish.html

>>>snip
Other men are attracted to the fabrics. Panties are made out of soft fabrics like silk and satin. These kinds of textiles aren't always available to men. Just feeling them reminds them of women. And still other men like to wear the panties. They'll try them on to feel their erection burst through the fabric. To achieve these heightened experiences some men will often steal or spend money to get the items they desire.

Stealing the panties can be a kick in and of itself. Any sex act that involves taking a risk like that is usually motivated by adrenaline. As much as the man may want the panties, he also gets off on the experience of getting away with the crime of stealing. This is so prevalent that we frequently see news reports of men getting caught stealing their neighbor's panties. Almost all laundromats have signs posted regarding the theft of one's items. I spoke with one man who bragged about his panty-stealing adventures. He said he enjoyed rummaging through clothes hampers and dresser drawers at parties. (That conversation prompted me to move my hamper out of my bathroom and into a more secure location!)

[devilgrrl]

25. Good to see that sick fucks like this guy have exquisite tastes in fabric...

I'm impressed. Really, I am. :eyes:

[Horse with no Name]

26. Uh I am a girl.

You seriously have me confused here.

[devilgrrl]

29. You seem to think that kind of behavior is humorous and it confuses me.

:shrug:

[Horse with no Name]

31. I find the responses humorous

Including the one accusing me of being a panty bandit.

[Akoto]

15. I'm a guy, and I must ask ...

If they "like" that, why don't they just buy some at the store instead of stealing it? :P

[MissB]

13. See my post above.

[devilgrrl]

16. I don't get panty raids and sniffing underwear. WTF is that? What is it?

The shit people do to get their freak on.... :crazy:

[Horse with no Name]

18. Freaky ain't it

But at the risk of offending any DU'ers who do that..I'll shut up now.

[devilgrrl]

22. To be honest, I'm already under the impression that you DO do that. n/t

[Horse with no Name]

24. Nice.

But since I AM a nurse, I have had more than one rotation through psychiatric facilities.
You'd be surprised at what you learn.

[devilgrrl]

28. You done nothing but defend/find humor in the this...

I wouldn't I think that?

[Horse with no Name]

30. I haven't defended it

You asked a question of why--I educated you on the practice and that it does exist and you accuse me of being a fetishist--which I am not. I do find that funny.
Next time google your own "panty fetish" and educate yourself. I was just trying to help you understand why someone would steal women's underwear.

[devilgrrl]

32. Sorry, that seems like rather unhealthy behavior that can lead something uglier.

I can't help but to think of people Harvey Glatman or Jerome Brudos when I hear shit like this. Educate myself about it?????
WTF for?

[Horse with no Name]

33. You ASKED why would someone do that

I told you why and now I am the bad guy. Funny thing, because my lingerie drawer consists of cotton granny panties (hey they are comfortable)yet you picture me as a fetishist.:shrug:
It's freaky, no doubt but I'm just the messenger that got killed.

[devilgrrl]

34. like i said...

sorry :shrug:

[kiahzero]

37. So you don't say stupid things like that.

I feel like the link between having a pantie kink and and being a serial killer is just a tad too attenuated. Just a tad.

Do you really think anyone who strays from missionary is at risk of becoming a murderer?

[devilgrrl]

38. Wow. You're taking this way to personally.

Must have touched a nerve. :eyes:

[kiahzero]

39. Or I just call a spade a spade.

To steal your so-called "logic": I'm worried that you might become a serial killer: you're rude and dismissive to people who disagree with you, and that's a trait that one or two of them must have had, so clearly you must be some sort of knife-wielding psycho.

Yeah, I have one or two kinks of my own (for the record, they don't include theft... that'd get me kicked off the bar rather quickly), and I do take a bit of offense when people make unfounded and absurd comments like yours. So yes, you "touched a nerve," because your post was retarded.

Actually, let me correct myself, because calling your post retarded is an insult to the mentally deficient. Their lack of mental acuity isn't their fault, whereas your post, on the other hand, is the result of willful ignorance of the world.

[devilgrrl]

40. Ouch!

Don't hurt me like that. :eyes:

[kiahzero]

41. Careful with those eyerolls.

I know a few serial killers did that. Wouldn't want you to go on a killing spree.

[devilgrrl]

42. :eyes:

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[kiahzero]

43. NO!!! THE EYES!!!

:cry:

[devilgrrl]

44. Look into these eyes!

[kiahzero]

46. Uh-oh, you brought out a serial killer with all those eyes.

[devilgrrl]

49. Wait! Check out my tongue!

:silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly::silly:
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[Horse with no Name]

51. Ack I am going to have nightmares

:hide:

[One_Life_To_Give]

47. Which part is "unhealthy behavior "

Just wanted to clarify this a bit. Is it
Men Stealing Panties that is "Unhealthy"?
Men having Panties that is "Unhealthy"?
Men Wearing Panties that is "Unhealthy"?
Men doing something else with Panties that is "Unhealthy"?

Enquiring minds want to know?}(

[liberal N proud]

23. They are only sexy when they are on a womans body

Have no understanding here of the fetish. Just plain weird.

[Turbineguy]

7. Oh thank goodness!

Finally a thread where I can post an inappropriate comment!

I just can't think of one that's all.

[Horse with no Name]

9. Who would want them back?

Seriously?:puke:

[TahitiNut]

19. A college townie with a Panty Raid fetish?

Too bad he couldn't find something more productive to be obsessed about.

[11 Bravo]

21. Is his username "underpants"?

:evilgrin:

[originalpckelly]

27. From the excerpts I cannot figure out why he was charged. Just sounds like a pioneering young man...

who's decided to go into the woman's unmentionables business. Did he not have the appropriate business license?

[shain from kane]

35. Someone at City Hall got their panties in a wad.

[slowry]

36. 93 lbs?

Amateur.

:yoiks:

[Wapsie B]

48. Good god, stolen underwear is so last week.

Been there done that already here in Podunk. There was a guy last winter who went around the small towns here stealing panties, bras, thongs. Labeled them with the woman's name. Sometimes broke in with the woman home.

[AllegroRondo]

50. wow, he's got my collection beat!

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

52. Step 1 - Collect underpants. Step 2 - ????, Step 3 - Profit

:rofl:

[Horse with no Name]

53. EBAY!

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/03.30.00/panties-0013.html

[Initech]

54. Japanese vending machines!

I'm not making this one up either!