My wife is leaving me

[BOSSHOG]

My wife and some of her 45ish something girlfriends are heading to the Florida Beach for Spring Break. I'll be a bachelor for three nights. Just what the hell am I going to do?

[devilgrrl]

1. Any strip clubs around your area?

:silly:

[slackmaster]

2. Can you afford hookers and blow?

OK, maybe order pizza delivered.

[ecstatic]

33. meth and hunks nt

[Aviation Pro]

3. Get your Sport Pilot certificate.

...just suggesting.

[maddezmom]

4. head to the lounge

:D

[WinkyDink]

5. Watch "American Idol"!

[DontTreadOnMe]

21. Set Yourself Free!

get on a plane to NYC right away, The Allman Brothers are playing at the Beacon Theatre tonight!

[WinkyDink]

Just was in NYC Sunday, for Elton John's concert!

I'm only a 90-min. bus ride away!
(Saw the Original Allman Bros Band in AC, in 1971.)

[iconoclastic cat]

6. Do everything you ever wanted to do with fireworks. nt

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

7. My wife left me...

BUT SHE DIDN'T TAKE THE KIDS!!!!

She won't be back until Sunday. God, I miss my wife!

[BOSSHOG]

13. No Kids involved here

Just me and the French Quarter down the road abit.

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Only for three days?

:-)

I am sure you'll find what to do

(spring break usually is longer)

[Ioo]

9. Like most men, Get to "know yourself" a lot. Like when you were 15

Just a thought

[leftofthedial]

10. go for it

order pizza

watch the ncaa's

[emilyg]

11. jeez

there's a whole world outside of marriage - enjoy

[havocmom]

12. For heavens sake, order in and leave the dog food alone!

Phew, ya had me worried with that thread header there pal!

[BOSSHOG]

23. I think we are at the point

where we couldn't live without each other. I know that both of us will be mighty happy when she gets home. She doesn't really want to go but one of her galfriends is having a rough time so they are gonna get her out of town for awhile. (Or thats a great excuse.)

[NNN0LHI]

14. Mine just got back from Savanna, Ga. with her sisters for a week

Man, it was quiet around here.

Don

[Donnachaidh]

I went to Savannah for a long weekend

my hubby cleaned the house for me. Even changed all the vent filters. :wow:

[Jackpine Radical]

42. What's a vent filter?

[Donnachaidh]

15. Make her happy

CLEAN the house. :evilgrin:

[BOSSHOG]

The house will be immaculate

when she gets home. I clean up pretty good.

[Donnachaidh]

30. you must be related to my DH

He's a doll that way.

[MissMillie]

46. Best. suggestion. ever.

:thumbsup:

[Horse with no Name]

16. You can always develop a panty-fetish while she is gone

:evilgrin:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6352705

[n2doc]

17. Such kind and helpfull suggestions!

My advice: endulge yourself in a reasonable (nothing you are going to feel ashamed of later) manner, then make sure the house is in order when she returns. You'll get a bigger reward then....

[PerfectSage]

18. What would Al Bundy do?

[Sabriel]

19. Impress her by having the house cleaner than she left it

I'm still waiting for that fantasy to come true....

[BOSSHOG]

39. It'll be spic and span when she returns home

and the hamper will be empty, bed made, bathroom cleaned, kitchen immaculate. I don't make much of a mess in the house. Our garage doubles as my furnished dog house for me so that's where I concentrate my messes.

[Norquist Nemesis]

20. Day one, crack open a case of beer and cherish dictatorship

of the remote control

Day two, see day one

Day three, clean the house, have flowers and candles ready, and welcome her home!

[BOSSHOG]

40. You are brilliant my friend

I WILL be the master of my domain.

[wakeme2008]

22. You should be able to top 20,000 posts

:rofl:

[BOSSHOG]

24. I am a little overwhelmed so far

[BuyingThyme]

25. Go fishing.

[Mr. Ected]

26. The White House Is Looking For A Replacement For Tony Snow

Why not apply for the job and tell America THE WAY IT IS.

[Dr Fate]

27. Eat unhealthy foods, leave the dishes in the sink and drink lots of beer.

Oh yeah- and hang around the house in your underwear.

[LisaM]

28. Dang, you got my hopes up!

I was just going to pick up the phone and dump my partner of 21 years. Oh well, he'll never know.

[jody]

29. More important question, "what will your wife be doing?" n/t

[BOSSHOG]

44. That is a good question

Because one of the "girls" is getting a divorce and the plan is to cheer her up.

[ProfessorGAC]

31. Eat Spaghettios Out Of The Can?

It's what i'd do!
The Professor

[flyarm]

32. poor baby!!...lol

i was just in europe with my best friend for almost a month...get over it!!

do something for yourself!!

visit a friend you haven't seen...


read a book all night that you have been promising yourself you would read..

write a letter you have put off to someone you love and have not taken the time to tell them..


clean your closet out...or better yet..

clean the garage!!


as a life long flight attendant my husband and child were used to me being gone..and it made them appreciate me more when i was home..

write a letter to your wife for when she returns and tell her why and how much you love her!!

my favorite gifts from my husband and son cost nothing but theirtime and consideration..and their notes of how much they missed me and appreciated when i was gone!!

i believe every person should do what they want..and what pleases each of us ..together and apart..we are not defined by another..

from a fly gal...fly

[CottonBear]

34. Damn! You scared me BOSS! I gasped...then I read the rest of your post!

Have big fun, post on DU, relax, maybe work in the garden or go to the nursery for new plants, have a beer, go down to the French Quarter to your favorite restaurant for a po boy and another beer, sleep in and make sure the house is tidy when Mrs. BOSSHOG returns! You'll be glad to see her by then! I suggest that you have flowers, dinner ready and fresh linens on the bed with a chocolate on her pillow for her when she returns!

Have a great weekend! :hi:

CB (We are covered with pollen here in NE GA. My black car is yellow even with a daily rinse.)

[BOSSHOG]

43. Hello Dear

I think I'll touch all the bases on your post. (Specially the beer stuff.)

Our pollen blizzard is just about behind us, but it was hellacious for awhile. My black truck hasn't been washed in a month. It used to be black. Our Azaleas are looking real pretty now. I'm leaning towards vegetables and Herbs this year. I'm gonna use Okra where I usually put Hibiscus and will have lots of herbs. We are fixing to have an incredible rebloom of Mums we bought back in the fall. They are doing great. I also got some Heirloom tomato seeds. We are also getting a little wacky and will use red mulch in a small area of the back yard to see if we like it. Put it around a Pine Tree in the backyard with a couple of plants and some gnomes. You take care.

[abluelady]

35. There is a Saying

Something like, '....true character is what you do when nobody is looking..." I think that applies particularly to a wife! :>) Be careful.

[lies and propaganda]

36. Wish I could meet you in Nola for a beer!

and Im glad shes not actually leaving you!!!!!!!!

[Eurobabe]

37. fast and meditate, listen to new age music

cleanse thy soul.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

Meet me at Acme for oysters and beer!!!

:rofl:

Something tells me that you'll survive just fine.

:hug:

[htuttle]

38. Strip to the waist, get yourself a block of cheese as big as a car battery...

...and bite right into it, just like it was an apple!

Ah...bachelor days...

[MADem]

41. QUICK....go to CHURCH!!! Early and OFTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BOSSHOG]

47. Now Ratzo could get me back to church with that Mass

I'll most likely swing by the Tropical Isle for a little worship.

[MissMillie]

45. go bowling

don't go to strip clubs. I know others suggested it. You can go w/o a naked female for 3 days. Seriously... it isn't difficult to do.

Read a book.

Take up the harmonica.

[ProfessorGAC]

48. Everything Miss Millie Said, But The Last Suggestion

There are enough harmonica guys out there maquerading as musicians.
The Professor

[BOSSHOG]

49. Yes Mam

I know that I will be incredibly bored about a half hour after she leaves.

[Debi]

50. Hire a PI!!! She's gonna go wild!!

:rofl: Just kidding

Whenever Mr. Debi leaves me I do something wonderful - watch whatever I want to on TV. Falls asleep while reading in bed (w/out him turing out the light before I'm done) and sleep smak in the middle of our mattress :7.

But most of all I just miss him :loveya: