Random movie quote

[jpgray]

"Watch out for snakes."

[taterguy]

1. Does anybody have any questions?

[jpgray]

2. No Mr Bond, I expect you to die

[Rabrrrrrr]

58. Your destiny lies on a different path than mine. Those droids must be safely returned.

[EFerrari]

92. "I can imagine a LOT."

[Zavulon]

3. "You know much that is hidden, oh Tim."

[jpgray]

5. I know. You know I know. I know you know I know. We know Henry knows,

and Henry knows we know it. We're a knowledgeable family.

[skygazer]

4. You're not wrong, Walter.

You're just an asshole.

[jpgray]

8. May I say I think you've behaved despicably?

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

17. Calmer than you are. -nt

[WhollyHeretic]

6. Look, maybe I didn't say every tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.

[AllegroRondo]

7. "Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips."

[jpgray]

9. I am curious (yellow)

[crispini]

13. "We're on a mission from God."

[LibraLiz1973]

54. ha ha

The way he says it is sooo genius

[XNASA]

10. "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you but .......

......you're gonna live to enjoy all the glorious fruits life has got to offer - acne, shaving, premature ejaculation... and your first divorce."

[BOSSHOG]

11. I don't know what scruples are but I know if you got em you stole em from someone else

Addy Pray talking to her Daddy in Paper Moon.

[Scarlett17]

66. "You still owe me two hundred dollars. "

[Aristus]

12. "Hello...my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Always a classic. B-)

[EFerrari]

37. Stop saying that.

[Aristus]

41. "Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

Offer me money."

*slash*

[EFerrari]

44. "You are the Brute Squad."

[krispos42]

157. "He's been mostly dead all day." n/t

[EFerrari]

169. "I don't mind the kissing parts so much."

[Scarlett17]

68. "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

[Dervill Crow]

185. I'm so glad I read this entire thread before posting. (eom)

[Serial Mom]

81. as you wish

[MAGICBULLET]

88. it's possible, pig

[EFerrari]

90. My favorite: "Mawidge --"

lol

[krispos42]

156. "The first is never get involved in a land war in Asia..."

"...but only slightly behind that is 'never bet with a Sicilian when death is on the line!'"

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

168. "Have fun storming the castle, boys!"

:rofl:

[krispos42]

171. "Think they can do it?" "It would take a miracle!" rotflmao n/t

[Dervill Crow]

188. I'm so glad I read this entire thread before posting. (eom)

[Dervill Crow]

189. I'm so glad I read this entire thread before posting. (eom)

[Dervill Crow]

187. I'm so glad I read this entire thread before posting. (eom)

[Dervill Crow]

186. I'm so glad I read this entire thread before posting. (eom)

[wavesofeuphoria]

14. Ok. But dogs CAN look up!

[Jamastiene]

15. Cats rule and dogs drool.

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey. I loved Sassy.

[Mad_Dem_X]

16. "Old Man...

you give those dogs any more of my food...and I'm gonna kick you til you're dead!"







--Olympia Dukakis in Moonstruck

[EFerrari]

21. lol! Moonstruck. Okay: "We've got to stop having these days!"

[Mad_Dem_X]

30. "I lost my hand! I lost my bride!

Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! Do you want me to put my heartache on a shelf and forget about it?!"

[EFerrari]

33. Could you do away with her dinner,

and any evidence of her, and bring me an big glass of vodka?

:)

[MissMillie]

85. "We're here to ruin ourselves, and break our hearts..."

and love the wrong people and die.

[EFerrari]

91. What a great line. I must have watched that movie 50 times.

:)

[Debi]

18. "Come back to me" and "Is it you?"

Somewhere in Time :loveya:

[oregonjen]

74. One of my favorite movies!

:hi:

[El Fuego]

19. "What do you mean I'm funny?"

[Scarlett17]

20. "Git yer hands off my junk!"

:rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

59. You take the pictures. I'll create the war.

[Scarlett17]

65. "Fine, fine. I'm gonna take you off my list of successful people today."

[MAGICBULLET]

22. Don't call me stupid

a fish called wanda

[EFerrari]

23. "Just thank me."

:rofl:

[MAGICBULLET]

28. We did NOT lose Vietnam, it was a tie!!!

:)

[EFerrari]

29. "Helloooooooo, Kkkken's ppppettts!"

lol

[edbermac]

24. "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

[NightWatcher]

25. Nobody fucks with the Jesus

[EFerrari]

36. Nobody steps on a church in my town!

[Rambis]

26. You think the carpet pissers did this? (nm)

x

[deucemagnet]

27. "Even the Mona Lisa is falling apart." n/t

[Mad_Dem_X]

31. "Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?"

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?"






--Donnie Darko

[Forkboy]

32. "John...John Coctostan."

"I'll have a bloody mary,a steak sandwich...and a steak sandwich."

[hellbound-liberal]

34. You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody,

instead of a bum, which is what I am.-On the Waterfront

[Gatchaman]

35. Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

[SacredCow]

38. "Oh my God, that is so hot! A gay guy without a cell phone. "

[Javaman]

39. Home again, home again, diggity dig. nt

[Guava Jelly]

40. Everything was fine until our power grid was shut off by dickless here.

Walter Peck: They caused the explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.
Ghostbusters

[sarge43]

166. Cats and dogs living together ...

[Mad_Dem_X]

194. ...Mass hysteria!

[asthmaticeog]

42. I've got a bad feeling about this.

[EFerrari]

45. Lock the door and hope they don't have blasters.

[Arkham House]

43. "Marx wasn't a German, Marx was a Jew"

[hellbound-liberal]

46. Name this movie: "Mac... they said you escaped. I knew you wouldn't leave without me...

I was waiting for you. Now we can make it, Mac; I feel big as a damn mountain! "

[Scarlett17]

70. "I'm not goin' without you, Mac. I wouldn't leave you this way. . .

You're coming with me." --Chief

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

:hi:

[hellbound-liberal]

133. That's the one! That movie had a lot of great quotes in it. I like what Nicholson siad when he

came back EST and he was acting like a zombie until he got everybody's attention then broke out with " Hey there you creeps, you lunatics, you mental defectives. The Mental Defective league in formation!" I still remember that scene after all of these years. jack was great in that role. Glad you liked it too.

[rbnyc]

207. Great Movie...

...One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

[Pacifist Patriot]

47. I see the new models are in early this year.

[Shell Beau]

48. "I'll be taking these Huggies and whatever cash you got."

[hellbound-liberal]

52. Is that Raising Arizona?

just guessing.

[Shell Beau]

63. You got it!! Great movie!

[LibraLiz1973]

55. One of the best movies EVER

[Patsy Stone]

220. Could you hurry it up?

I'm in Dutch with the wife...

-- Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps real hard.

[rhiannon55]

49. "Let's get outta here!"

Some version of this is said in most action flicks--especially the cheesy ones.

[bridgit]

50. "I don't get tough with anybody, Mr. Gittes. My lawyer does."

[mockmonkey]

51. "I swear, if you existed

I'd divorce you."

[FredScuttle]

53. Morons. I've got morons on my team

"Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat."

spoken by Percy Garris

[LibraLiz1973]

56. Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[krispos42]

158. "We have to get this man to a hospital."

"A hospital? What is is?"
"A large white building with patients. But that's not important right now."

[LibraLiz1973]

57. All right, if the applicant is young,

tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat. If the applicant then waits for three days without food, shelter, or encouragement he may then enter and begin his training.

[Scarlett17]

73. "Now a question of etiquette. . .

as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? "

[LibraLiz1973]

60. I don't want any fucking sandwiches.

What is it with you and fixin' fucking sandwiches?

[cloudbase]

61. Yee, haw!

[mduffy31]

62. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

[Scarlett17]

75. "And like that... he is gone."

Awesome, awesome, awesome movie.

[mduffy31]

77. Another subtle but great exchange

Fenster: Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.

Hockney: Is it Friday already?

[Scarlett17]

78. Fenster is great. I love Benicio Del Toro.

Fenster: I don't know anything about no fuckin truck.

Cop: Oh, yeah? Well, your friend McManus told us a different story altogether.

Fenster: Oh, is that the one about the hooker with the dysentery?

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

94. LOL! Love that movie!

"Where's your head, Agent Kujan?"

[nedbal]

173. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

[Bullwinkle925]

64. "Oh, I do hope so....I've always wanted to travel"....

[av8rdave]

67. "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

69. ... And don't call me Shirley.

[racaulk]

124. "We have clearance, Clarence."

"Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?"

:rofl:

[krispos42]

159. "Oh stewardess, I speak jive."

:rofl:

"Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit… "
"The cockpit…what is it?"
"It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[mentalsolstice]

71. Gone with the Wind

"I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies. " Because I really don't!

[helderheid]

72. "After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing

peace to our home."

[krispos42]

160. "You! Higher mammal! CAN. YOU. READ?"

And, of course...

"Well, this sucks."

[opiate69]

76. "You don't believe in God because of Alice in Wonderland?"

[Scarlett17]

112. "No, 'Through the Looking Glass'.

That poem, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, 'Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you'."


Kevin Smith: :yourock:

[slj0101]

79. "How about those Dolphins??"

[jus_the_facts]

80. "You evil bastard! This is your work! You'd better take care of me lord because if you don't ..

...you're going to have me on your hands."

[Richardo]

82. "Now you keep it down back there lady, or we're gonna have to, you know, shoot you."

My favorite line from Fargo.

[SteppingRazor]

83. Here's one I use all the time:

"It ain't the years, it's the mileage."
— Indiana Jones

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

84. Okay,how about this one? You open up a company...

... called Arse-Ticklers Faggots Fan Club. And you take out an ad in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos. You sell it with, I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", "the latest and greatest in sexual technology", "guaranteed results or your money back", all that bollocks. Now, these dils cost twenty-five quid a pop; that's a snip for the amount of pleasure they're gonna give the recipients. But you have 'em send their checks to the other company name - nuthin' offensive, say, Bobby's Bits or something - for twenty-five. You take that check for twenty-five quid, you stick it in a bank until it clears. Now, this is the smart bit. You send back the check for twenty-five quid from the other company name, Arse-Ticklers Faggots Fan Club, saying "we're sorry" and "we couldn't get the supplies in from America because they've run out of stock". Now, you see how many people cash that check. Not a single soul. 'Cause who wants their bank manager to know they tickle arse when they're not paying in checks, eh?

So, how long would you have to wait to see return?

Probably not more than four weeks.

A month? So what fuckin' good is that if we need the money in six, no five days?

Well, it's still a good idea.

[Auggie]

86. "It's in the hole!"

[Auggie]

87. "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

[raccoon]

89. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter...

REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955)

[Mad_Dem_X]

95. Guessed that one before I even clicked on it!

Can't forget, "YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAAAART!"

[raccoon]

100. Aww, another RWAC fan! nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

104. Damn straight!

"What does *he* know about Man alone?"

[raccoon]

107. Wasn't it Plato who said that? nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

110. Yes, it was Plato. n/t

[Ladybug Dem]

93. If you don't have anything good to say

about someone, come sit next to me!

[Scarlett17]

115. "Ouiser, I'd recognize this penmanship anywhere. . .

You have the handwritin' of a serial killer."


:hi:
And welcome, Ladybug Dem!

[Mad_Dem_X]

96. "The truth is...

sometimes I miss you so much, I can barely stand it."

[lildreamer316]

97. "I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS!!"

;)

[NewJeffCT]

105. Isn't that

Harold & Maude?

the paperboy kept chasing somebody asking for his money?

[Rambis]

109. Beter off Dead (nm)

x

[mcg]

224. It's alive!

Young Frankenstein

[Scarlett17]

117. "My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave.

So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"

[krispos42]

161. "Plus tip"

"It's a damn shame, people be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[martymar64]

214. What a shame to throw away a perfectly good white boy like that

Loved that movie

[bullwinkle428]

98. Just for our favorite Lounge Hoser,

from "The Naked Gun":

- Frank (Leslie Nielsen): "Saayyy, nice beaver!"

- Jane (Priscilla Presley): "Thanks. I just had it stuffed!"

[Xipe Totec]

215. And another one:

This is hockey, OK? It's not rocket surgery.

[dajoki]

99. You talkin' to me?

:shrug:

[Rambis]

101. Heineken, fuck that shit pabst blue ribbon!

Frank Booth

[MAGICBULLET]

102. what the fuck difference does it make where I'm from mang!!?

you wanna start doing business ands stop fuckin' around Hector!?

Edits to add "mang" which is translates to man

[RedStateShame]

103. "Cool! A dictionary! I'm gonna look up blowjob."

From Kicking and Screaming, 1995.

[NewJeffCT]

106. "Help Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

[racaulk]

120. "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-uh."

[NewJeffCT]

127. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses

Not some farcial aquatic ceremony. If I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bink lobbed a sword at me, they'd put me away.

[racaulk]

131. Are you suggesting that coconuts are migratory?

:rofl:


I love that last quote, by the way!

[NewJeffCT]

134. Not at all, 'ee could grip it by the husk

What, a 5 ounce bird carry a 1 pound coconut?

[racaulk]

137. We found a witch. May we burn her?

[NewJeffCT]

144. 'Ow do you know she's a witch?

[racaulk]

146. She looks like one!

[NewJeffCT]

147. There are ways of telling whether she is a witch

[CBHagman]

108. "What do you know of my heart?

What do you know of anything but your own suffering?"

[unpossibles]

111. "For it is the doom of men that they forget!"

Excalibur or Bush's cabinet?

[rbnyc]

208. LOVE that movie.

I've actaullt seen it HUNDREDS of times.

[racaulk]

113. "So I said 'Look, buddy, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, even if it is artistic.'"

:rofl:

[racaulk]

114. Several from the same movie...

"I pity the fool who don't eat my cereal."

"I'm trying to use the PHONE!"

"Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya."

"There's no basement at the Alamo."

:rofl:

[Scarlett17]

118. "The stars at night are big and bright. . .

deep in the heart of Texas!"

[racaulk]

119. ROFL

One of my favorite movies EVER! I'm glad someone got it. :rofl:

[Scarlett17]

122. Large Marge gave it away.

[tk2kewl]

116. Hold it between your knees!

[racaulk]

121. "Is everybody gay?!?!?! Am I in the Twilight Zone?!?!?!"

[NewJeffCT]

125. Look at them snappers

[racaulk]

132. ???

I guess I need to watch that movie again, I don't remember that one... :shrug:

[NewJeffCT]

136. Another one from that movie: (said in a menancing voice)

"- you... and your sister, (breaks into a big smile) Can go!"

[racaulk]

138. Dude, are we talking about the same movie?

I don't remember that! :crazy:

[Scarlett17]

139. I don't think so.

I think racaulk is talking about "In and Out" and NewJeffCT is quoting "Romancing the Stone". Am I right, guys?

[NewJeffCT]

142. yes, that is what I'm quoting

Joan Wilder. You - and your sister (dramatic pause and then a big smile) Can go!

[racaulk]

145. Spot on.

I was quoting from "In and Out." Well done. :)

Geez, no wonder NewJeffCT had me so confused!

[YankeyMCC]

123. "I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."

[NewJeffCT]

126. I'm your density

And, no I didn't spell it wrong.

[SharonRB]

129. Back to the Future I

[NewJeffCT]

130. Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here

[SharonRB]

128. "There's no crying in baseball."

[Scarlett17]

141. "Start using your head. . .

That's the lump that's three feet above your ass."

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

149. "Nice hair."

[Ariana Celeste]

135. "Fear is the mind killer.

I will face my fear and it will pass through me and when it is gone there will be nothing, only I will remain."

[NMDemDist2]

140. BIG badaBOOM!

[Bullwinkle925]

143. "Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches"

Zodiac - uttered by Robert Downey Jr.

[judaspriestess]

148. Because I like you

[grannylib]

150. "What shall we hang, the holly, or each other?"

[Pushed To The Left]

151. "It's our sins. And they're pissed!"

[Pushed To The Left]

152. "Nature sucks!"

[Pushed To The Left]

153. "Doo youuuu understaaaaand the woooords that are coming out of my mouth!!!??"

[Pushed To The Left]

154. "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts??!!"

[krispos42]

162. "I'm gonna rip your ball off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!"

[Pushed To The Left]

155. "Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays!"

from same movie:
"I'm going to burn down the building."

[krispos42]

163. "Faster. Must go faster."

[NewJeffCT]

164. Fuck off, or I'll rip out your eyes & piss on your brain

nice guy...eh

[Cannikin]

165. Well, I hope this experience hasn't put any of you off flying. Statistically speaking...

[sarge43]

167. "I start fightin' a war,

I guarantee you'll see something new."

Serenity

[Dunedain]

170. I'm not saying I'll accept them......

I'm just uncomfortable with them being on the desk.

[nedbal]

172. Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German.

[bridgit]

174. "Open the pod bay doors, Hal."

[EFerrari]

176. "I'm sorry. I can't do that, Dave."

[nedbal]

175. Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.

[ElboRuum]

209. My teen angst bullshit has a body count.

[nedbal]

225. I just killed my best friend .- - And your worst enemy - - Same difference

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

177. Is that from Eegah?

[jpgray]

179. Richard Kiehl's most sympathetic performance

:patriot:

[Karmageddon]

178. What in the wide wide world of sports is goin' on around here...

...I hired you boys to lay some track, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

(even funnier since I've moved to K.C.)

[terrya]

180. "Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night"

From the magnificent "All About Eve". :-)

[MonkeyFunk]

181. Malcolm!

Get me my hypo-gun - quickly!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

182. I've invented a pil that gives worms to ex-girlfriends

[Susang]

183. "Stay away from black honkeys with big, flat feet."

I can't wait to see who gets this one.

[hippiechick]

184. "Dance with me, you little toad."

Alice Krige, as Alma Mobley in Ghost Story.

:applause:

[Rambis]

190. Ever heard of Socrates, Plato, Aristotle? morons

Princess bride

[madinmaryland]

191. "A bucket for Monseur?" "Just one more wafer thin mint!"

[Dervill Crow]

192. What hump?

Igor in Young Frankenstein

My other favorite from that movie is Frau Blucher: "Yes! Yes! Yes! HE VAS MY BOYFRRRRRRRRRIEND!"

[Ramsey]

193. "No more goat soup"

Said by The Warden in The Mummy

[Auggie]

195. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands...

[Auggie]

196. I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

[Auggie]

197. Take the cannolis

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

198. .

[Auggie]

199. I like to drink wine more than I used to.

[ejbrush]

200. Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

[maveric]

201. "Everyone's old enough for a beer."

[Auggie]

202. What's that from?

[maveric]

203. "The Last Detail". With Jack Nicholson.

Classic Jack!

[libnnc]

204. "Stop feeding the dog from the table with the plate on top of it!!!"

Lorraine Bracco in Goodfellas

[Broken_Hero]

205. ..........

"You've got me, who's got you?"-Superman the Movie.

"Thats one big gun"-Doom

"Where we are going, we don't need...roads"Back to the Future

"Your weapons, you will not need them"Yoda, Empire Strikes Back

"Sword BOY!"-Army of Darkness

[SKKY]

206. "Do they speak English in What??"

[nedbal]

210. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, cause he'll work for 15 cents a day..

[Cobalt-60]

211. An entire world at war- AND I'M LEFT OUT OF IT?!

Patton (1970)

[barb162]

212. "What a Dump"

from Who's afraid of Viginia Woolf

[barb162]

213. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Apocalypse Now

[Xipe Totec]

216. Albert: Can we have Bender burgers again?

Bender: No. The cat shelter's on to me!

- Futurama, Cyber House Rules

[mcg]

217. "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"

http://www.darryl.com/badges/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_badges

[Patsy Stone]

218. I wanted Ballerina Barbie

and they bought me Malibu Barbie! That's not who I WAS!!!

[Patsy Stone]

219. When you clean the floor

you have to MOVE the tree!

[Patsy Stone]

221. We thought you was a toad! n/t

[martymar64]

222. Are you a checkerboard chick?

Let's get naked and smoke!

[mcg]

223. "I am not an animal! I am a human being! I...am...a man!"

The Elephant Man

[terrya]

226. "I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you"

[benny05]

227. Hi Norm, how ya doin'

Fargo

[TnDem]

228. "You want bread? Fuck a baker"

To live and die in L.A....1985

One of Friedkins best films..