If one wanted to exact revenge on a Canadian...

[MonkeyFunk]

how would one go about it?

[jpgray]

1. Blow up Prince Edward Island.

[MonkeyFunk]

Who'd notice?

:shrug:

[Deep13]

28. on your way to bomb Ontario?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

2. Making fun of CFL usually works.

Or stabbing. Stabbing is good.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

31. Make the NFL play Canuck rules for one season.

If having only 3 downs doesn't make the players break down in tears, and if their brains don't explode trying to count to 55, then you can crack wise about Canadian football. ;-)

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3. I think it would involve a harpsichord and a small baggie of ball bearings.

Not sure of the details beyond that.

[MonkeyFunk]

4. fuck

my harpsichord's in the shop.

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5. Tell me about it.

This winter's been hell on harpsichords.

[Pacifist Patriot]

6. Prevent access to thank you notes.

[KamaAina]

7. Pile a load of good old American garbage in a boat and sail it across Lake Erie.

Then, dump it on the Canadian shore, get a maniacal look in your eye, and yell "This'll drive 'em crazy!"

Hey, it worked in "Canadian Bacon", sort of...

[NightWatcher]

8. Dont fuck with a Cannuck

but if you really wanna, ask them why they have a pot leaf on their flag?

[GoneOffShore]

9. I'm thinking along the lines of hockey pucks and maple syrup

And there should be a moose (but no squirrel) involved as well.

[flamingyouth]

10. I think it would involve incriminating photos with a tractor.

Not that that's from personal experience or anything.

[Squatch]

11. Leave it out in the sun for a couple days

[Guava Jelly]

12. Insult thier wildlife

[Connonym]

25. lol!

Vagina squirrels. Now I've got Diet Coke up my nose. Damn you, it hurts! :hi:

[mduffy31]

13. Destory all Tim Horton's in Canada

They are a fucking legion there...

[BikeWriter]

14. Take away their fries, cheese curds and gravy?

:shrug:

[HEyHEY]

15. Send him money

That'll teach the fucker

[BikeWriter]

18. ...then throw him in the briar patch.

[QMPMom]

16. Tell them that Tim Horton's coffee sucks. Insult the CFL. Tell them

that the National Energy Plan was wonderful. (This will only work to piss off an Albertan. Ontarians would agree that the NEP was just aces.) Praise Nafta. Tell them that we're patiently waiting to make them States 51-62. Diss West Edmonton Mall and tell them that it's *not* the biggest one in the world. Tell them that once the US takes over Canada it will be trilingual, not just bilingual - a good many heads outside Quebec will explode at that thought. Praise the GST.

I live in Edmonton, Alberta. There are five, yes FIVE, Tim Horton's within 5 minutes of my house. Probably 10 within 7 minutes of my house. Tim Horton's is a *religion* up here!

[BikeWriter]

17. Tell him the Royal Canadian Mounted Police dress funny.

[BikeWriter]

19. Tell them Céline Dion can't sing.

[QMPMom]

20. ....And neither can Bryan Adams.

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[SKKY]

21. What is it aboot Canadians anyway?

[Bassic]

23. You can't, we'll just get back at you in an even better way

:D

[matcom]

24. what's all this aboot?

:7

[BikeWriter]

26. It's aboot I can't believe this thread is so peaceful!

[meegbear]

27. Remind them that Coors now owns Molsen ...

and unscrew the tops on all the salt shakers so it spills all over their smoked meat.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. You'd have to do it at about 116% of what you'd do in America, cuz of the exchange rate.

[saltpoint]

30. The way to really hurt a Canadian would be to steal their music collection.

Neil Young. Joni Mitchell. Gordon Lightfoot. Ian and Sylvia. Bruce Cockburn.

They'd be enraged. And properly so.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

32. Dis their beer

drives them crazy.

( I learned that from "Canadian Bacon" )

:rofl: