What's the most surprising thing that you ever got in the mall?

[BikeWriter]

Inquiring minds want to know.

Plus, my whole life's bo-ring so I have to live vicariously copycatting others.

[LeftyMom]

1. Swords.

I give strange presents.

[Rhythm]

2. *waves wildly, and wants to be on your gift list*

[reyd reid reed]

4. Nah...not so strange.

Buzzard-butt got one for Christmas this year. Damn thing's nearly as big as he is.

:eyes:

[BikeWriter]

12. Whoa! Watch out for those sharp edges! I saw Brave heart!

[Cobalt-60]

3. A mounted buffalo head -> at Union Jack

It was precisely what someone had asked for that christmas.
20 years later his wife still hasn't forgiven me!

[reyd reid reed]

7. Can you blame her???

:rofl:

[Cobalt-60]

9. not really- but he did ask for it!

[BikeWriter]

13. Uh huh, we used to have a mounted fish head in the family...

We gifted it back and forth for twenty years.

[Cobalt-60]

17. My old man had a fish on the wall

It always looked like it wanted to get even.

[BikeWriter]

22. ROFLOL!

[MonkeyFunk]

5. a blowjob n/t

[reyd reid reed]

6. ...

:wow:

[MonkeyFunk]

10. oh don't act all shocked

it was 32 years ago.

And he gave me quarters for the arcade.

[reyd reid reed]

11. Somehow that changes it from shocked to

sad.

[BikeWriter]

15. Oh, crap! I hope it wasn't someone you knew!

[BikeWriter]

14. Oh oh!

[libnnc]

8. Mono?

Oh wait...that was in the back of the activity bus. Nevermind.

[BikeWriter]

16. ROFL!

[taterguy]

18. A chance to ogle several very attractive topless women

It was the National Mall during a Gay Pride March.

[BikeWriter]

20. Whoa! Sounds like fun!

[slj0101]

19. A dead fish.

:yoiks:

[BikeWriter]

21. There must be a story behind that!

[crim son]

23. After my grandfather died, my grandmother sent

me her diamond & platinum engagement ring without letting me know beforehand. I was stunned. About a year later I visited her, wearing it. I could see her eyeing it so I asked if she wanted it back. She did! so I returned it.

[BikeWriter]

24. That was only right, of course. She'd had time to grieve some.

[crim son]

26. Exactly. I could see it

and never regretted returning it. She loved him beyond anything and started to die the moment he did.

[KitchenWitch]

25. A coupon for a free rose bush from the local nursery.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

27. A little black lace/red velvet teddy that tied with satin ribbons...

But that was many years ago; and I was much thinner.

[Chan790]

28. Either a bong or oral sex...

which is more surprising? I was pretty shocked to find out that the mall has a head shop. I kinda knew that I was getting dome since the night before she said "I always wanted to go down on someone in a mall bathroom." and that day she said "I need shoes, let's go to the mall." Coincidence? I think not. Actually I suspect it was a planned scam to get me to buy her expensive shoes. $174? They'd better polish themselves or walk for you.

[Jamastiene]

29. Shat upon by birds.

I love birds but not when I get in the way of their droppings. :P