I violated TSA regs last night. Ask me anything!

[BluePatriot]

:crazy:

edit: no, not as a passenger, keep guessing, though!

[taterguy]

1. What am I wearing?

[BluePatriot]

2. Pants?

:crazy:

[taterguy]

4. Holy shit, are you stalking me?

How did you guess that?

[northzax]

3. how's Guantanamo?

nice and warm?

[BluePatriot]

6. Eh, kind of humid I suppose

[southernleftylady]

5. What reg. did you violate? and why? lol nt

[BluePatriot]

7. Well,

I (accidentally) advised an Unknown Shipper of their flight details and sent them a scan of their documents. Apparently this could aid and abet terrorists who want to blow up a plane with their cargo or something.

*we site visited the guy
*cargo was packed and inspected here. It's PVC Pipe and Couplings I swear to god!!! Don't lock me up TSA!!!

edit: actually it will be more awkward to tell the customer now, why we can't tell him where his cargo is going, when we told him before, oops. It's a six month period.

[northzax]

11. PVC pipe and hamsters?

what, you richard gere or summthin'? huh?

[BluePatriot]

17. I plead the 5th!

I have the right to not incriminate myself regarding hamsters!

[northzax]

18. with good enough forensics

the hamsters can talk for you.

you are going down, sicko! down.

[taterguy]

8. What album do you wish more people knew about?

[BluePatriot]

9. Albums? In Gitmo?

:crazy:

[taterguy]

12. You've only been there 24 hours at the most

What about albums you heard before your transgression

[BluePatriot]

15. Uhhh...

*thinks*

Nope, way too out of touch to like any good music. I work too much for the Man now. *sad*

[tk2kewl]

10. I sneak my cigarette lighters on all the time

[BluePatriot]

16. Smoking?

No smoking in Gitmo!

:popcorn:

[GoneOffShore]

13. TSA = Thousands Standing Around

They are a security carnival and Totally Stupid Arseholes.

Kip Hawley est un nul!

We found out that the only thing worse than a jerkoff is a Chertoff!

[BluePatriot]

14. Amen.

They just want us to fill out more forms, mostly.

I very much resented having to present info to TSA for a background check because of the new regs this year. I'm what amounts to a CARGO CLERK. A way to opt out was not presented. I didn't want to push our compliance mgr. over it though b/c he's a nice fellow.

I mean, filling out govt. forms to retain employment at a little B.S. desk job? That's damn creepy.