Apologize to a Lounger for something you didn't do

[Orrex]

HypnoToad, I'm sorry that I totaled your Ferrari.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. ginbarn i am sorry i ate your bagel.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. jonnyblitz i am sorry i stole your penis tattoo

[LaraMN]

3. Taterguy, I'm sorry I puked in your car.

He doesn't have a car, right? He just bikes?
It won't be as funny if he has a car.
:P

[taterguy]

8. I forgive you

Even though cleaning puke out of my non-existent car is not how I'd like a drunken evening with you to conclude. (Sorry couldn't resist)

[Pierre.Suave]

19. But

it would be HER puke you would be cleaning up...

[mainegreen]

4. Bornagainhooligan, I'm sorry my dog ate your bible.

[Critters2]

25. This actually happened to me

The Vegan Beagle chewed my shiny, new study Bible all to smithereens the second day she lived with me. I left her alone for like 15 minutes, and come back to find Bible parts all over the dining room floor.

And she has yet to apologize.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. bigwillq sorry i turned your man straight!

this is such a fun thread!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

6. LaraMN, I'm sorry I kidnapped Jack.

Well, no, I'm not. He's adorable.

:bounce:

[skygazer]

7. Midlodemocrat, I'm sorry I crashed your bunko night

And drank all the booze. :blush:

[MissMillie]

9. Matcom, I'm sorry I drank all your scotch

I'll take you to Olive Garden to make up for it.

[cwydro]

10. Wildhorses,

I am sorry I stole your boyfriend.:rofl:

[wildhorses]

actually you did me a favor, thanks

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

11. matcom, I am sorry I took your chaps

[Guava Jelly]

12. U4ic I am sorry I caused all that snow mold..I was feeling ornery

Leftymom I am sorry I turned flvegan gay.

:)

[SOteric]

13. matcom, I'm sorry I dumped the content of your man-box into your scotch bottles.

and MsMillie, I guess I'm going to have to apologise to you, too.

[MissMillie]

14. LOL

:spray:

I guess spitting out the scotch would be appropriate at this juncture....

[skygazer]

15. Oeditpus Rex, I'm sorry I lost that Monty Python DVD

The one with the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook episode.

[Zuiderelle]

16. LostinVA, I'm sorry I ever claimed to be a man.

:D

[asthmaticeog]

17. swag, I'm sorry I shredded your paintings for chinchilla cage bedding.

:cry:

[swag]

31. Aw, that's all right.

Could there be a higher calling for art?

[malta blue]

18. KitchenWitch

I am sorry I tried to board the Wellstone bus.

Please forgive me!

[sniffa]

20. pri, i'm sorry i emaiLed rockit

[La Lioness Priyanka]

21. very funny.

:rofl:

[sniffa]

23. i try

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. you sure do, bless your heart!

[Bunny]

22. Richardo, I'm sorry I ate your little puppy for breakfast.

:cry:

[Richardo]

29. .

I didn't know you were Swiss --> http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6351848&mesg_id=6351917

[Bunny]

33. Heidi and CMW eat puppies?

Boy, you think you know some people and then stuff like this turns up. They seemed like such nice people. *shakeshead*

[Heidi]

40. It's the Graubundeners who eat puppies, not the Ticinese Swiss, damnit!

How many times do I have to repeat this little known lie tidbit before it's accepted as fact????

:rofl:

[Richardo]

30. Bunny, I'm sorry I told Jude Law you were gay

:hide:

[Bunny]

32. Oh, that's just great. You bastard. He gets TURNED ON by that kind of shit.

Now he'll NEVER keep his hands off of me! Harrumph!








:rofl:

[Critters2]

26. flvegan, sorry about the bacon bits in your green beans. nt

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. WritingIsMyReligion sorry for constantly pointing out your age.

[johnnie]

28. XNASA

I'm sorry I recorded over your "Menudo... Commin' in Loud and Loaded" VHS.

[jobycom]

34. To all DUers, I'm sorry I broke so many hearts.

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

35. mycritters2, I'm sorry I found a litter of pit bull puppies and mailed them to your house.

[Critters2]

37. I musta dmit, they were cute as hell. Not too happy about traveling through the mail, though

I told them who was responsible, and when they're big enough, they're going to come looking for you!!

[wildhorses]

36. sorry retrolounge

i stole all your books:bounce:

[Random_Australian]

38. I'm sorry for stealing $5,000,000 and signing my name "Orrex" on the bank tellers forehead.

At least no-one was hurt.

[FuzzySlippers]

39. KitchenWitch, I'm sorry I ate your cupcakes.

But they just looked so gosh darn moist and delicious.

[Neoma]

41. billyskank, i'm sorry that I gave you that tutu.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. thomcat i am sorry i stole your kittens and you interesting pain meds

i shouldnt have done that.

[ThomCat]

43. And the cats went with you!

The traitors! :cry:

Just remember, you only take a few ml of that liquid stuff. Don't use a shot glass. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. too late. i just downed the shot glass.

:P

[ThomCat]

45. Ooohhh. This should be interesting.

If it doesn't kill you, you'll be as confused and scatterbrained as I am. :rofl: