Random song lyric thread

[taterguy]

Her man's been gone for nigh on a year, he was due home yesterday but he ain't here

[NightWatcher]

1. and I dont like what you got me hanging from

[lettre de cachet]

217. like a victim of truce i was strung on a noose

[raccoon]

2. There's things that'll knock you down you don't even see comin'

(one of my favorites)

[idgiehkt]

165. stop dragging my heart around

[RedStateShame]

3. It's not the band I hate, it's their fans.

[BurtWorm]

4. And he fwam and he fwam all over the dam

:smoke:

[skygazer]

5. You're breaking my heart, you're tearing it apart

So fuck you.

[EFerrari]

138. Out of three billion people, why must it be me.

:rofl:

[sammythecat]

6. Often frightened, unenlightened

[Lady Effingbroke]

7. Where oh where are you tonight?

Why did you leave me here all alone?

[taterguy]

8. They were Charles Bukowski with watts and vomit

[wildhorses]

9. you broke my heart so i busted your jaw

[wildhorses]

10. 30 days in the hole

[taterguy]

13. 99 years in jail

(ok, that wasn't so random)

[wildhorses]

29. 96 tears

[BurtWorm]

30. 63 bottles of beer on the wall

[wildhorses]

59. 99 red balloons

[Scarlett17]

60. 99 Luft Balloons

[idgiehkt]

181. Prison for 98 and a year and well call it even johnny 99

[BurtWorm]

277. I got my kicks on Route 66

[Okiojira]

77. 90 days in the electric chair

[idgiehkt]

179. Alone in your electric chair

I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

284. Bottle of red, bottle of white

It all depends upon your appetite.

[wildhorses]

11. gonna close my eyes and watch you go

[wildhorses]

12. you make a dead man come

[taterguy]

15. and I won't forget to put roses on your grave

[wildhorses]

26. your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore

[idgiehkt]

184. knock knock knockin on heaven's door

[lettre de cachet]

218. heaven is a place where nothing ever happens

[idgiehkt]

254. the poets round here don't write nothin' at all

they just stand back and let it all be

[BurtWorm]

14. You look like a monkey

[taterguy]

16. This monkey's gone to heaven

[wildhorses]

39. except for me and my monkey

[idgiehkt]

109. You do you brain surgery too, with a monkey wrench

[wildhorses]

131. just a little brain salad surgery

[idgiehkt]

154. Insane in the membrane

I'm insane, got no brain

[wildhorses]

17. let me play among the stars

[taterguy]

19. I saw two shooting stars last night but they were only satellites

[wildhorses]

21. i'll see you on the dark side of the moon

[wildhorses]

147. there's a bad moon on the rise

[idgiehkt]

173. come on down for the rising

[wildhorses]

231. i want to take you higher

[idgiehkt]

250. you must have been so high

[wildhorses]

18. just knocking 'round the zoo on a thursday afternoon

[saltpoint]

266. ...there's bars on all the windows and they're countin' up the spoons...

GREAT song.

[wildhorses]

20. tuesday morning never looked so good

[NMDemDist2]

22. baby, you made me leave my happy home

you took my love but now you're gone
since i fell for you

[taterguy]

24. You made me forget myself I thought I was someone else

Someone good

[chieftain]

299. One of the all time best songs. Ever

[wildhorses]

23. momma's got a squeezebox she wears on her chest

[wildhorses]

25. my boyfriends back and theres gonna be trouble

[BurtWorm]

40. Hey nonny nonny hey

:shrug:

Must be some lute song with that lyric somewhere.

[wildhorses]

43. nah na nah nah hey hey

[idgiehkt]

187. hey hey you you get offa my cloud

[wildhorses]

27. he comes riding in on his white horse mescalito

[wildhorses]

28. you said about falling in love again you'd rather be dead

[taterguy]

31. Danny went home and killed himself last night

[wildhorses]

32. janie bougth a gun

[taterguy]

33. I'm so glad that I don't have a gun

[BurtWorm]

34. Son of a gun we're havin' fun on the bayou!

[taterguy]

35. I ain't no fotunate son

[BurtWorm]

36. Ain't nothin' but the real thing, baby

[EFerrari]

145. It's your thing, do watcha wanna do.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

148. but anyway, watcha gonna do about it?

[EFerrari]

208. Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?

:rofl:

Ouch

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

255. You bend over, Casanova. No sweat, I'm clean

Nothing can stop me. ;)

[wildhorses]

37. make me an angel that flies from montgomery

[wildhorses]

82. there were seven spanish angels

[wildhorses]

83. in the arms of the angels

[idgiehkt]

153. if they knew you at all...one by one Angels would fall

[lettre de cachet]

220. memory in a silent seat...like an angel on a balcony

[idgiehkt]

258. you're my angel...come and save me tonight

[Art_from_Ark]

270. Just call me Angel of the Morning

[idgiehkt]

272. ain't no angel gonna greet me

[wildhorses]

38. well, its alright cos its midnight and i got 2 more bottles of wine

[wildhorses]

72. i go out walking after midnight

[wildhorses]

73. we gonna let it all hang out

[Scarlett17]

41. I should have changed my stupid lock

I should have made you leave your key

[racaulk]

53. If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

:)

[Scarlett17]

55. Go on now go.

Walk out the door.
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore.

I love that song. The Cake remake is awesome, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10C68Gzd5GM

[idgiehkt]

168. don't come around here no more

[Scarlett17]

242. Whatever you're looking for

Hey! Don't come around here no more

[idgiehkt]

253. I still haven't found what I'm looking for

[wildhorses]

42. oh.to live on sugar mountain

[lettre de cachet]

219. oh play me some mountain music

like grandma and grandpa used to play

[wildhorses]

44. southern man better feed your head

[wildhorses]

45. southern man don't need you around anyhow

[wildhorses]

46. walk on

[idgiehkt]

122. I love the way you walk I love the way you talk

Susie Q

[wildhorses]

133. just walk away renee

[idgiehkt]

149. don't walk away don't say good bye don't turn around don't let it die

[wildhorses]

232. turn around and you're 2, turn around and you're 10, turn around

and you're a young girl going out the door

[idgiehkt]

251. to everything there is a season turn turn turn

[MAGICBULLET]

47. the stars were so low they appeared as streetlights

[idgiehkt]

123. he finds a convenient streetlight and he steps out of the shade

and says something like you and me babe, how about it?

Amy Ray's kick-ass cover of this Dire Straits song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LCO7JuTOEQ

studio version to a fan vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJZjLUIT1dk

[lettre de cachet]

223. everybody's got a little light under the sun

[wildhorses]

48. letters i've written never meaning to send

[taterguy]

49. Give me a ticket for an airplane aint got time to take a fast train

[wildhorses]

50. why do you build me up, buttercup

[EFerrari]

139. You've got a smile so bright, you know you could've been a candle.

[idgiehkt]

166. you light up my life

[EFerrari]

190. Here comes the sun

[idgiehkt]

193. black hole sun won't ya come

and wash away the rain

[EFerrari]

197. Rainy people always seem to know when it's time to call

[idgiehkt]

202. I can see clearly now the rain is gone

[EFerrari]

214. What a time for picking daisies

lol

You're really good, idgie.

[idgiehkt]

252. time is on my side

:hi:

[CrownPrinceBandar]

51. The skin of a robot vibrates with pleasure

[Okiojira]

76. Misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted

[racaulk]

52. I wanna ticket to anywhere, maybe we make a deal.

Maybe together we could get somewhere, any place is better.

[Scarlett17]

57. Starting from zero, got nothing to lose.

Maybe we'll make something
But me myself I got nothing to prove.

[racaulk]

61. I *love* that song!

:loveya:

[Scarlett17]

65. This one's great, too:

This youthful heart can love you and give you what you need.
But I'm too old to go chasing you around, wasting my precious energy.

[idgiehkt]

152. I've got a red hot heart, and if talk is true yours is the same

One of the greatest Tracy Chapman songs of all time, "Smoke and Ashes"

lyrics:

http://www.lyrics007.com/Tracy%20Chapman%20Lyrics/Smoke%20And%20Ashes%20Lyrics.html

[taterguy]

66. I'm going nowhere, but at least I know the way

[rhiannon55]

54. I wish I was a headlight on a northbound train

I'd shine my light through the cool Colorado rain...

[wildhorses]

56. eight miles high and when i touch down

[wildhorses]

58. don't touch my bags if you please, mr customs man

[wildhorses]

62. cracklin' rosie get on board

[wildhorses]

63. hop on the bus, gus

[wildhorses]

64. she's got a ticket to ride

[wildhorses]

79. ride my see-saw

[wildhorses]

80. whats your game? can anybody play?

[idgiehkt]

104. I sold my blood for money, there wasn't any pain

but I just can't stand the feeling...it's in someone else's veins.

[wildhorses]

111. i wanta go outside in the rain

cos i can't keep myself from cryin'

[idgiehkt]

113. love...reign over me

Roger Daltrey..sigh

[wildhorses]

116. hey the kids are all right

and yeah roger...sigh

[idgiehkt]

118. it's all right now, in fact it's a gas

:)

[gbate]

67. Bus stop wet day, she's there, I say, "please share my umbrella."

[Cabcere]

85. Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are

[idgiehkt]

186. I was born in the backseat of a greyhound bus

[wildhorses]

233. come and let me show you my tattoo

[idgiehkt]

257. Bill Bailey won't you please come home

:)

[Tikki]

68. He said, "Girl, shut your mouth...they're playing 'Poppa was a rolling stone.'"

[SPKrazy]

69. funny faces full of love and laughter

[idgiehkt]

107. sad faces painted over with those magazine smiles

[lettre de cachet]

213. beneath is still a growl embarrassing for you

[idgiehkt]

261. while your worries crawl around inside your clothes

just how long will you be sitting in the darkness...heaven knows.

[KamaAina]

70. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

:P

[idgiehkt]

188. going down to shoot my old lady

caught her messin' round with another man. :(

[idgiehkt]

71. But I didn't shoot the deputy.

[wildhorses]

95. i fought the law

[idgiehkt]

97. when I fight authority, authority always wins :(

[wildhorses]

117. cos i'm the tax man

yeah

[idgiehkt]

119. he's a real nowhere man

[wildhorses]

126. i'm the egg man koo koo ka choo

[idgiehkt]

205. goddamn the pusher man

[idgiehkt]

206. I said goddamn the pusher man

:rofl:

really a dupe

[BurtWorm]

226. She said she said "I know what it is to be dead..."

O8)

[idgiehkt]

259. tomorrow Wendy is going to die

[BurtWorm]

275. And Windy has stormy eyes.

[idgiehkt]

288. Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend, I wanna guard your dreams and visions

Just wrap your legs round these velvet rims
and strap your hands cross my engines

[EFerrari]

303. Emma Jean, won't you unlock your backdoor screen

and invite me in for some gin and lemonade?

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

308. lookin out my backdoor

:crazy:

[hippywife]

74. Half her life in the headlights, the other half behind

[idgiehkt]

98. we can make it home...on one headlight

[EFerrari]

142. I don't owe you anything.

[idgiehkt]

155. take another little piece of my heart now baby

you know you got it if it makes you feel good

[EFerrari]

158. Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

185. baby baby baby where did our love go?

[EFerrari]

192. Don't sleep in the subway, baby

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

203. I don't go to sleep to dream

[EFerrari]

211. Wake up, little Suzie!

lol

[lettre de cachet]

216. gotta get up early in the mornin'

[EFerrari]

236. Good morning, Morgan town.

lol

[idgiehkt]

256. and we're living here in Allentown

and they're closing all the factories down

[EFerrari]

286. My kind of town, Chicago is.

[idgiehkt]

287. this town rips the bones from your back, it's a death-trap

it's a suicide rap...

[EFerrari]

291. Everybody's talkin' bout the new kid in town.

[KG]

75. ..smooth out my rough edges, you know i'm not that bad. take me home baby i'll be

the best dog you ever had. :hi:

[Okiojira]

78. The good slaves love the good book, a rebel loves a cause

[Cabcere]

81. For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder. :hi:

[Cabcere]

84. Beyond the horizon of the place we lived when we were young

In a world of magnets and miracles...

[Left Is Write]

86. Senorita, I'm in trouble again and I can't get free.

[idgiehkt]

102. Rosalita jump a little higher

[EFerrari]

136. Carmelita, hold me tighter.

[idgiehkt]

150. I just wanna be your love aint no liar

[EFerrari]

159. Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[idgiehkt]

171. lie to me, I promise I'll believe

just please don't leave.

[EFerrari]

180. Time casts a spell on you, but you won't forget me

I know i could have loved you, but you would not let me

[idgiehkt]

191. Time keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin

into the future

[EFerrari]

194. I did a thing last night -- you know those future games.

[idgiehkt]

207. games people play in the middle of the night

[stuntcat]

87. Cynthia wore the prettiest dress..

Cynthia wore the prettiest dress,
With different colored socks,
Sometimes I wondered if the mates where in her lunchbox.

[grannylib]

88. Oh I have been a vagabond, a drifter on the run, and eloquent profanity

It rolls right off my tongue

[u4ic]

89. I'm a pretty good cook, sittin' on my groceries

come up to my kitchen, I'll show you my best recipe...:*

[lettre de cachet]

222. i've got some groceries, some peanut butter

to last a couple of days

[u4ic]

234. Welcome to DU, lettre de cachet!!

:toast:

You've only got a couple days worth of peanut butter??! :o :scared:

[idgiehkt]

289. voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir

oh...not a lyric.

[enigmatic]

90. "There's so safety in being alone

There's no safety behind closed doors
There's no safety with anyone
There's no safety without a deluded belief
In Jesus Christ
And Alcohol....."

"Safety"- Richmond Fontaine
http://www.richmondfontaine.com/

[wildhorses]

91. carmelita, hold me tighter i think i'm sinking low

[fudge stripe cookays]

92. Til the men they couldn't hang...

stepped to the mike and sang,
and their voices rang
with that Aryan twang...

[enigmatic]

93. I was just playing that the other night on the show

Up here it's as common as common as "Freebird", but it's one of The Hip's most moving songs, and Gordo has never sung better..

[fudge stripe cookays]

264. He he...

reprehensor is truly amazed that I know all the words to it. He's Canadian, and HE doesn't!

Freebird...he he....

[wildhorses]

94. i've got a brand new pair of roller skates

[idgiehkt]

99. Skate away...that's all.

[EFerrari]

140. I wish I had a river I could skate away on

[idgiehkt]

260. down to the river although I know the river is dry

[guitar man]

96. So I learned to play some lead guitar

and I was underage in this funky bar and I stepped outside to smoke myself a J

:smoke:

[idgiehkt]

101. he's a jukebox hero, got stars in his eyes

[Tikki]

125. "Get me out of your starry eyes and be on your way......

Tikki

[idgiehkt]

128. starry, starry night...paint your palette blue and gray

[EFerrari]

141. Blue -- songs are like tattoos.

[idgiehkt]

151. ooh ooh ooh ooh Jackie Blue

lives her life from inside of a room

[EFerrari]

156. Jackie Wilson said, I'm in heaven when you smile

[idgiehkt]

164. when Smokey sings, I hear violins

When Smokey sings, I forget everything

[EFerrari]

174. I have sunshine on a rainy day

[idgiehkt]

177. outside the rain is falllllllllllllllin, whoa whoa

(Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, "All Cried Out")

[EFerrari]

182. You and me and rain on the roof.

[idgiehkt]

198. such a cold and a rainy day

where on earth is the sun anyway

[EFerrari]

199. Keep a fire burning in your eye

Pay attention to the open sky

[idgiehkt]

204. in your eyes...the light, the heat

in your eyes...I am complete

[EFerrari]

212. The last time I saw Richard was Detroit in 68 and he told me

[lettre de cachet]

221. in Detroit442 maybe baby i could drive with you

[EFerrari]

235. Maybe, baby, I'll have you / Maybe, baby, you'll be true

Maybe, baby, I'll have you for me

[idgiehkt]

294. I will have you, yes I will have you

I will find a way and I will have you
Like a butterfly
A wild butterfly
I will collect you and capture you

You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me
You are an obsession
You're my obsession
Who do you want me to be
To make you sleep with me

[helderheid]

100. And I'm walkin' the cow...

[idgiehkt]

129. been a whole lot easier since the bitch left town

[lettre de cachet]

209. love comes in spurts. sometimes it hurts.

[wildhorses]

103. hoist up the john b sail

[idgiehkt]

well I saw uncle john with long tall sally

He saw aunt mary comin and he ducked back down the alley. :)

[wildhorses]

106. you better slow your mustang down

girl:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

108. the world's all mine, white lightnin' and wine

came on so fast, when did I last feel this fine? :shrug:

[wildhorses]

110. son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin if you don't stop drivin'

that hot rod lincoln

[idgiehkt]

114. you can sleep while I drive

:)

[wildhorses]

115. and be my shotgun rider, my soul provider and be my shelter

from the pain and the cold

[idgiehkt]

120. if I don't get some shelter...oh I'm gonna fade away

[wildhorses]

124. its better to burn out than fade away

[idgiehkt]

132. cause darlin' I don't wanna fade away

[wildhorses]

135. darlin' be home soon i couldn't bear to wait another minute

[EFerrari]

137. while you dawdled.

:)

[idgiehkt]

176. I don't know why you wanna lay there and revel in your abandon

[EFerrari]

200. Layla, you got me on my knees

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

201. if you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel

on your knees boy

[wildhorses]

230. excuse me, while i kiss the sky

[idgiehkt]

249. lucy in the sky with diamonds

[EFerrari]

304. Firmament of Tinsel Town is hung with tungsten stars

[wildhorses]

105. whatever happpend to tuesday and so-slow

[idgiehkt]

121. it's just another manic monday

[wildhorses]

127. but, never on a sunday cos thats my day of rest

[idgiehkt]

162. I don't care if Monday's blue, Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too

[SusanaMontana41]

134. Tuesday's dead.

n/t

[wildhorses]

146. play me a song curtis loew, curtis loew. i got your drinkin' money

so tune up your dobro

[idgiehkt]

157. joey, honey, I got the money

[wildhorses]

229. blue money

[idgiehkt]

268. money changes everything

[lutefisk]

112. Your lips are sweet as honey but there's poison in your heart

:) :-(

[EFerrari]

144. Welcome to the Hotel California.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

160. we'll ride out to California with my arms around your chest

and well pretend that this is real, because it's what I like best

and you've been juggling two women
like a stupid circus clown
telling us both we are the one
and maybe you can keep me from ever being happy,
but you're not gonna stop me from having fun.

Sigh.

[EFerrari]

163. Stop in the name of love, before you break my heart.

Think it over.

[idgiehkt]

178. Heartbreaker with your 44

gonna tear your world apart

[EFerrari]

189. and I know that if you love me, too,

what a wonderful world this would be.

lol

[idgiehkt]

210. we didn't start the fire

but it's still been burning since the world's been turning (or something thereabouts, lol)

[lettre de cachet]

215. i love playing with fire.. don't think i'll ever learn

[lutefisk]

227. Love is a burning thing... and it makes a firery ring

[BurtWorm]

276. Talkin' 'bout your haemmorrhoids, baby!

Mud sh-sh-shark...

:headbang:

[idgiehkt]

290. talkin' bout a revolution

[EFerrari]

306. Talking about my girl

[SusanaMontana41]

130. I got the hungries for your love

and I'm waitin' in your welfare line.

[EFerrari]

143. I can't believe he's combing his hair.

[idgiehkt]

161. you...you...you with the comb

you look okay...in every way

...oh...

I...I...I should have known
You'd look at me
and look away
...oh...

[EFerrari]

170. It's a girl, my lord, in a bright red Ford, slowing down to take a look at me.

:rofl:

[idgiehkt]

183. and we'll have fun fun fun til her daddy takes the T-Bird away

[lutefisk]

240. A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

[EFerrari]

241. White bird, in a golden cage

on a winter's day,
in the rain.

[lutefisk]

244. Billy Bones just wants to know who'll fly the White Bird home

[idgiehkt]

269. Johnny kissed the teacher, he's a bird

[idgiehkt]

292. Johnny you`re too bad

Walking down the road
With a ratchet in your waist
Johhny you`re too bad

You`re just robbin` and stabbin`
And lootin` and shooting`
You`re too bad

[Pushed To The Left]

167. "What's that, the land of the free? Whoever told you that was your enemy!!"

[idgiehkt]

195. don't preach to me, Mr. Integrity

[lettre de cachet]

224. god got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slummin'

[idgiehkt]

271. with voodoo doll philosphies, day glo holy trinities

[Okiojira]

281. He had the balls to come, the gall to die and then forgive us

[idgiehkt]

295. He's got big balls, and she's got big balls

but we've got the biggest balls of them all.

[Pushed To The Left]

169. "I push my fingers into my eyes"

[Pushed To The Left]

172. "Look at Bin Laden! Look at him nodding!"

[Scarlett17]

300. "How could we allow something like this without pumping our fists

Now this is our final hour
Let me be the voice in your strength and your choice
Let me simplify the rhyme just to amplify the noise
Try to amplify the times it, and multiply by six...
Teen million people, Are equal at this high pitch
Maybe we can reach Al-Queda through my speech
Let the president answer a higher anarchy
Strap him with an Ak-47, let him go, fight his own war
Let him impress daddy that way
No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our own soil
No more psychological warfare, to trick us to thinking that we ain't loyal
If we don't serve our own country, we're patronizing a hero
Look in his eyes its all lies
The stars and stripes, they've been swiped, washed out and wiped
And replaced with his own face, Mosh now or die
If I get sniped tonight you know why,
Cause I told you to fight.

[Pushed To The Left]

175. "Now I'm an amputee, God damn you!!"

[idgiehkt]

196. crocodile tears for the amputee

[SecularMotion]

225. Dressing sharp and feeling dull

[wildhorses]

237. a sharp dressed man

[Hobarticus]

239. Get this over with, I tee off in an hour...

:toast:

[av8rdave]

228. I'd rather spend eternity eathing shards of broken glass than spend one more minute with you

[EFerrari]

238. Let me go, let me go, let me go, lover!

lol

[MAGICBULLET]

243. we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time

[lutefisk]

245. Good time Charlie's got the blues

[Debbi801]

246. I think I just recalled a time...

It was not the moon and not the wine

[Okiojira]

247. Let's sling our rain slicks over February's fantastic antlers

[Okiojira]

248. I'm a full-grown man but I'm not afraid to cry

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Left Is Write]

262. "My heater's broke and I'm so tired."

[Left Is Write]

263. "You're forever talking on the phone."

[gbate]

273. You talk to much, you worry me to death, you talk too much you even worry my pet

[opiate69]

265. "I may have been born just poor white trash, but Fancy was my name!"

:hide:

[lutefisk]

280. There was a farmer who had a dog, And Bingo was his name-o.

[saltpoint]

267. "We weren't lovers like that, and besides, it would still be alright."

[Okiojira]

274. You're only Indian in Oklahoma, you could be melting in America

[mainegreen]

278. "An accident in paradise. An accident in paradise. An accident in paradise."

[Tikki]

279. "Bop Helium Bar tonight!"...

[Okiojira]

282. But I'm all grown up now and graduated to better drugs and updated

But I still got a lotta growin' up to do
I still got a whole lotta throwin' up to spew!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

283. All night long, we would sing that stupid song/And every word we sang, I knew was true.

;)

[treestar]

285. Like a needle needs a vein

[izzybeans]

293. "These holes three are not for thee!!!!"

from a musical

[Fran Kubelik]

296. Here again, at the end

Before the beginning
So the salt will spill again
Throw it over your shoulder

[martymar64]

297. Pissed in someones drink and threw a bike into a pool

:headbang:

[UrbScotty]

298. Take a sad song and make it better

[Left Brain]

301. Mario Andretti would a' sure been proud,

Mario Andretti would a' sure been proud,
Of the way I was movin' when I passed that crowd,
Comin' out the door, and headed toward me in a trot.
And I guess I should o' gone ahead and run,
But somehow I just couldn't resist the fun,
Of chasing them all, just once, around the parking lot

[Starbucks Anarchist]

302. Run down the future with the one you love...

[EFerrari]

305. Life is like a mountain railway with an engineer that's brave.

lol

[Okiojira]

307. I bet you they won't play this song on the radio

I bet you they won't play this *@#$%! song
It's not that it's *@#$%! or controversial
It's just that the *@#$%!ing words are awfully strong
You can't say *@#$%! on the radio
Or *@#$%! or *@#$%! or *@#$%!
You can't even say, "I'd like to *@#$%! you someday."
Unless you're a doctor with a very large *@#$%!
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't *@#$%!ing well program it
I bet you the *@#$%!ing old program directors
All think it's a load of horse*@#$%!

[nedbal]

309. Ah but I was SO much older then... I'm younger than that Now.....

[taterguy]

310. Well a young man, ain't got nothing in the world these days