So....what do you want to know? About me, I mean.

[RandomKoolzip]

Any questions?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. How'd you lose so much weight?

I'd like to try something similar, but with a minimum of sweating involved.

:D

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Meth.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

9. I prefer pot.

:smoke:

[sammythecat]

22. If I get high I turn into the Tasmanian Devil

Half hour later all I can thing of is food.

Like a Zombie, but I don't like brains. :(

[taterguy]

2. Do you rock, rot, or rule?

[RandomKoolzip]

4. The square root of fascism is turnips.

Next!

[taterguy]

12. what kind of machine kills fascists?

[RandomKoolzip]

19. A see-saw.

Next!

[Shell Beau]

5. What do you do for fun?

:)

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Bungee jump off the couch. Occasionally I put clothes on.

Next!

[Shell Beau]

10. Very interesting!! And sort of disturbing!!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. whatcha wanna share with me?

[RandomKoolzip]

8. I have half a possum I found under the porch. Not fetid yet: yummers!

Next!

[asthmaticeog]

11. What's this a picture of?

[RandomKoolzip]

13. Mother?!

Next!

[bicentennial_baby]

14. How do you *really* feel about

SouthoftheBorderPaul? Hmmmm?


:D

[RandomKoolzip]

16. Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker.

Next!

[wildhorses]

15. how old are you?

[RandomKoolzip]

17. How long is a string?

Next!

[wildhorses]

21. long enough to reach from here to there--

now quit trying to avoid the question:P

[RandomKoolzip]

23. I'm exactly as old as Drew Barrymore, give or take a few decades.

Next!

[matcom]

18. why does Chicago suck so bad?

and are you directly responsible?

[RandomKoolzip]

20. a: We're trying to keep pace with Boston, and b: not "directly."

[sniffa]

25. ...

:rofl:

[sniffa]

24. do you miss

haLLucinogens at aLL?

whacked times, whacked times.

[RandomKoolzip]

27. I'm gonna answer this one seriously:

Psychedelics were an integral part of my upbringing. Life would be terribly sad without them, if only because of their music-enhancing qualities. I enjoyed every trip I ever had - even the bad ones were learning experiences.

Having said that, I kinda wish that I was able to corral all the horses back in the barn these days....if you know what I mean.

[sniffa]

35. i know what you mean

about that.

and as for the good and the bad ones.... even now, i Look at the bad ones fondLy. it's true about Learning experiences.

[otherlander]

26. Is there going to be another revolution in France?

'Cause they just had one last Friday and all the people are kinda getting bored with the whole revolt-thing.

[RandomKoolzip]

28. Yes, except it'll be in Wyoming.

Next!

[otherlander]

29. But it will still be a French revolution?

:shrug:

[RandomKoolzip]

32. Isn't this thread supposed to be about ME?!

ANyways, yes: Wyoming's revoltion will be Frenched.

Next!

[otherlander]

34. Have you ever been to Wyoming?

[dolo amber]

30. What *is* that thing on your toe?

:scared: :o

[RandomKoolzip]

31. A wangnail

[dolo amber]

33. I see how you could be confused

:hug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

36. Have you ever smoked pipe tobacco?

[RandomKoolzip]

37. If by "pipe tobacco," you mean "hot cock," then....

Yes, YES, YEEESSSS, a thousand times YES!

Next?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. You're a choad!

Mommy!?! 1, 2, 3, 4!!!!

[jpgray]

38. Will you be in Chicago on or around May 30?

I want to tell a Project X joke, and I need someone to pretend to laugh.

[RandomKoolzip]

40. "The hobo becomes incontinent at noon! Swordfish! All Systems Blow!"

[Tyler Durden]

41. Who was that lady I saw you with last night.?

[RandomKoolzip]

44. Madeline Albright.

[Tyler Durden]

46. I can't believe you didn't pick up on that one!

Mudhead:

"That was no LADY, that was BOTTLES!"

[ScreamingMeemie]

42. Enough about me, let's talk about you...what do you think of me??

My favorite line in a movie ever!!! :bounce:

Don't feel you have to answer that, btw.

[XNASA]

43. Why are you such an attention whore? nt

[Magrittes Pipe]

45. Do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

[greatauntoftriplets]

47. Are we still married???

And what about your wife?

:shrug:

[HughBeaumont]

48. How many instruments can you play?

And have you smashed any to wood pulp while playing them?