bubba, junior and the blonde

[wildhorses]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "But we don't have a ladder."

The blonde woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans.

[fizzgig]

1. *snort*

good one. how are you tonight my friend?

[wildhorses]

2. feelin' feisty--

trying to wind down...already went to bed once.

got up to take an ativan and try it again

how 'bout yourself?

[fizzgig]

3. i'm am fantastic

but i think i, too, will take an ativan and go to bed

[wildhorses]

4. drugs,

are a wonderful thing...

not that i am advocating the abuse of them or anything:P

heaven forbid

nitey nite

:hug:

[fizzgig]

5. horray for drugs

sleep well

:hug:

[wildhorses]

6. little kicky-poo for the morning crew

:kick: