I'll contribute $1 to DU for everyone who can sit through all 4 minutes of this

[underpants]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/03/28/give-it-up-for-mc-rove/



Now be honest-I may ask questions.

[LynneSin]

1. I can't view it from that link. Is it on You Tube

:shrug:

[underpants]

2. Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWRSgjDEQy0

[LynneSin]

4. I got to 43 seconds before I had to turn it off

and you owe me for the rusty icepick I'm about to jab into my ear for listening to that crap

[underpants]

13. I am now laughing at how bad it was

and NO it wasn't supposed to be bad on purpose. He really is that lame.


The audience's standing O shows how lame the DC crowd is and how they all cow in his presence. Why I am not sure.

[crim son]

3. I tried to watch it yesterday.

I can't do it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Well, gotta give Rove credit being a good sport, but that was awful.

Those "comedians" weren't very funny.

[LynneSin]

6. They were comedians? I thought they were Fox News Reporters

:shrug:

[MissMillie]

7. oh, the things we do for love--DU, I hope you appreciate the sacrifice

I sat through it

(now I must :puke: )

[underpants]

12. Well done

and thanks for you sacrifice for the cause :patriot:

[Arkansas Granny]

8. I made it half way through. Is that worth 50 cents?

That was AWFUL!

[underpants]

10. "Peter Fitzgerald"

Oh no wait I meant PATRICK Fitzgerald

I can't even type a hahaha with that because the totally botched it AND he is joking about his co-worker getting busted lying under oath.

[acmavm]

9. "...tear the tops off of small animals..."

Someone explain to me how this numbnuts ever got to be the world-class pain in the ass that he is? Is it possible to make your fortune and fame just be being the biggest asshole in the world? By not having any scruples at all?

Because this cluck doesn't come through as any shining intellectual giant.

edit: My charge for what I had to endure (about 40 seconds) is $10.00.

[underpants]

11. How many times did he have to correct his lame jokes?

Oh no not the TOPS the Heads

:eyes:

He seemed to think that that was self depreciating humor but no one else seemed to think it was so outrageous that it couldn't be true.

A sad sad boy.

[Deep13]

14. I prosecute child sex offenders...

...but this is too much for my stomach to handle. Where's that Pepto?

[underpants]

17. Yikes!

yes it really is that bad

[cwydro]

15. OK,

get this. FIRST, I saw it on CNN this morning before I even had my coffee. aaarrrggghhhh! THEN, I saw it again on the Today show...:scared: ...and NOW I just saw it again just for DU:banghead:

God, that is grim.

[underpants]

16. Yes it is

it is a dark look into a deeply disturbed soulless carcas

[stuntcat]

18. what a SHOCK

Rove has no rhythm & bites the heads off small animals :o I wouldnta guessed it.

[underpants]

21. tops

he bites the tops off of small animals...oh no wait he got that wrong too it is supposed to be heads not tops

:eyes:

[crispini]

19. I watched the whole thing.

Ye cats. o.O

[underpants]

20. Thank you

:patriot:

[Little Wing]

22. I couldn't get past the first "MC Rove"

:puke:

[BarenakedLady]

23. Oh Colin Mochrie...why...why?

I'll never watch Whose Line Is It Anyway again.

:cry:

And yes, I watched the whole 4 minutes.

[underpants]

29. $5

you are the fifth to watch it completely.

Wow that was some king of bad huh?

[RebelOne]

24. It wasn't easy, but I managed to watch the whole thing. n/t

[underpants]

28. Total =$4

thanks

[mainegreen]

25. What was that? The dancing? And the beat boxing? Ouch! MC Rove?

I watched the whole thing. Torture.

[underpants]

27. $1

thank you

[merh]

26. I will donate to DU and save myself the misery

I cannot stand the man, not even that image of him in the 70's that is in the video forum -- they gave a standing O because it was over and he was justly made foolish, who else can screw up self-depreciating humor but a man who thinks he can't, can do no wrong, can make no mistakes.

I hate these folks.

[dolo amber]

30. Oh. My god.

I will need additional funds for my pain and suffering. You will be hearing from my attorneys.

I repeat:

[bikebloke]

31. Nuryev back from the grave.

And so much for "genius" title.

Now I'd better wash out my eyes with soap.

[Z_I_Peevey]

32. Done.

About 100 layers of suck to that one.

[underpants]

33. At least

Wow

[Pacifist Patriot]

34. No need to risk your money on me. I'll pass if that is who I think it is.

[ScreamingMeemie]

35. I did it, but I'm not happy about it...

Blech...

"DJ Rove" :puke: Get a haircut.

[Tektonik]

36. i couldn't watch it

but I was able to link it to a couple of my friends to torture them :evilgrin:

[I Have A Dream]

37. I did it but...

  :puke:


:cry:

[Kali]

38. Saw it this morning (after going to bed while it loaded off of C&L last night)

Does that count? Cause I aint doing it again. :puke:

[underpants]

42. You and Grumpy and Dream make it $8

You have done a great service to your country today

:patriot:

[graywarrior]

39. 2:16 and I vomited.

[Kajsa]

40. I ( shudder) made it through the entire tape.

Geeeeaaawd, that was awful!

" rips the heads off small animals"?

Real funny, you Mofo!

He couldn't dance if his life depended on it.

:puke:

[Oeditpus Rex]

41. You owe DU a buck

I didn't think it was that bad, actually. Kinda like being at the short bus section of the zoo.

"Daddy, look at the poor, comedically challenged monkeys!"

Really, it's kind of interesting to see what these... "people" think is funny. Old white dudes beatboxing is so 1995.

[underpants]

43. $9

You have clearly succumbed to the mediamindmeld if that doesn't repulse you on levels you didn't know you had.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

45. Oh, it's repulsive

But I'm of the mind that if we don't study the enemy in his native habitat, we aren't sufficiently equipped to fight him.

Kinda like "Silence of the Lambs," y'know?

[underpants]

47. "Genius"

I am reminded of the footage that was crept out from the walls that featured Condi playing piano at Kuala Lampur. I am no piano expert but it didn't strike me as being very impressive. That was a common sentiment around here and from some people who claimed to know more than I.

The odd part was that I realized that her whole "wonderful personal story" may have been a lie too. How the hell did I let that pass without checking it out or rethinking it. This is the same. All the talk of his "genius" went out the window-it's not a matter of just not being funny that was just stooooopid on many levels and in layers.

The whole thing is nothing but lies and glorious self promotion to prep the battle field for more lies.

[Nicole]

44. I want that 4 minutes of my life back!

"MC Rove is a treasure trove." :puke:

[underpants]

46. $10

now that I have considered this a bit more--maybe the audience was just overjoyed that it was over....nah they are just boot licking accomplices to wholesale murder

[LSK]

48. pay up dude, I watched it live

Also give this thread some love:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x20943

[underpants]

49. $10

and I think I already gave that thread some love

[Critters2]

50. "He's a side-kick to the president" Blecch! You owe DU $1

You owe me four minutes of my life I'll never get back! :P

[Patiod]

51. Watched it this morning without a bribe!

So contribute $1 for me!!!

It was excruciating.

[LynneSin]

52. For the sake of DU, I finally watched the entire 4 minutes

I'm gonna be scarred mentally for life after watching that.

[Momgonepostal]

53. Ugh, that was bad, but I made it thru the whole thing

It was painfully bad.

[Solon]

54. The worst rap song I have ever heard...

Jesus Christ on a crutch, that was awful, also, Colin Mochrie, what the fuck man, faking being a DJ by doing the "air scratch", what the fuck?

By the way, just a little question, are you donating this in our names, cause I lost my star, hate to beg, but dammit I actually listened to the entire damned thing! :)

[Chan790]

55. Sat through it...ask away on your questions.

I might be the only one but I found it amusing, but specifically because it is further proof for my thesis that if John Kennedy Toole hadn't already used the title A Confederacy of Dunces that it'd be the perfect title for a book or documentary on the Bush presidency. Hey Karl, they're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you...even the talent is mocking you.

Not that I support promoting alcohol consumption in teetotalers, but Brad Sherwood was right...booze would make Karl Rove a hell of a lot less lame and more interesting. It's sad to think the brain behind the monkeyfaced-presidunce is...well...an uncoordinated idiot. It's just disappointing, I thought he was an adversary...it's pathetic to realize that the democratic leadership (specifically, the DNC) has been walloped handily by *that*.

[Maddy McCall]

56. MMjr and I watched it.

MMjr's words: "Oh my god. That was the most retarded thing I've ever seen of anything."

I usually reprimand MMjr when he calls stuff "retarded." This time, he's right.

[asthmaticeog]

57. Another buck - I made it through.

Not even the brother on the dais prevented that from being THE most tragically white thing I've seen in eons. :cry:

[Maddy McCall]

58. Same thing I thought.

:rofl:

[Debbi801]

59. I made it all the way through...

My husband says he needs a shower now. ROFL

[flying_monkeys]

60. OMG that was truly awful.

Thank goodness Rove was restricted to just repeating his "name"....


And that dancing? I've seen better movements from a fish dying on the floor of a boat.

[Serendipitous]

61. PETER Fitzgerald?

:eyes:

Add another $1 to your tally.