My nine-year-old wants to know if God is an "elf".

[LaraMN]

:rofl:
Is it bad that I told him, "well, that's about as likely as anything."
(I did tell him that people that believe in God don't think he is an elf.)

[Connonym]

1. I always pictured God as more like Gollum

I've got a window seat already booked for my rapid transit to hell

[LaraMN]

3. I think I'm stuck with an aisle seat.

But at least it allows easier access to the bathroom and the snack cart.

[Bassic]

2. Bwaaahahaha

:rofl:

You have the funniest kids. I can only hope that my son grows up to be half as funny :D

[LaraMN]

5. The hard part is not laughing, as he's dead serious.

I see that his trip to Grandma's church for kid's night last night was highly informative and illuminating.

[LostinVA]

4. That made me crack up

[LaraMN]

6. He also told me that God is "indestructible, like that water bottle you have."

He tried to run over my water bottle with his bike to see if it was, in fact, indestructible. I wonder if there was a spiritual component to his little experiment.
:P

[LostinVA]

9. God is like a Nalgene bottle

[deepthought42]

7. Just show him this pic...

:rofl: He sounds adorable, btw! :hi:

[dolo amber]

8. Has he been visiting GD:P?

:shrug:

[Pacifist Patriot]

10. LOL! Love it.

[saltpoint]

11. Elves rule. I know they're out there. I've seen them.

They do interesting things.