Who would you do first if you won 300 million in the Lottery?

[taterguy]

I've resisted the temptation to post this copycat all morning but I just can't help myself.

[Nicole]

1. My ex

To let him know he's been screwed more ways than one. :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

2. Ouch

I like the way you think

[Nicole]

10. He was the first to cross my mind.

So I went with it. :rofl:

[Little Wing]

3. I'd go number 3 in my pants and pass out

[AllegroRondo]

4. Lottery joke

a man calls his wife at home - "honey, I just won $300 million in the lottery, pack your things!"

"what should I pack for? The beach? A ski trip? A European tour?"

"I dont care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home!"

[NightWatcher]

5. buy a new pair of pants

the ones I was wearing would be dirty

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. With my luck,I'd have a stroke.

:hi:

[Rambis]

7. Move abroad

and travel like crazy.

[LaraMN]

8. Call people and tell them that I just won 300 million in the lottery.

Then go around sneaking money into people's pockets, just for fun!

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. It'll be a surprise.

:P But not a bad surprise, like W or Bill O'Reilly... :puke: