Masturbating woman thrown out of College Frat house... THE NERDIEST FRAT EVER!

[Little Wing]

http://media.www.michigandaily.com/media/storage/paper851/news/2007/03/26/Crime/Masturbating.Trespasser.Booted.From.Frat-2791352.shtml.

Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.

While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house's living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity.

No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired.

Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.

When members asked the woman if she was all right, she casually replied that she was fine, he said. The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point, said LSA sophomore Adam Bayard, a member of the fraternity.

She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.

[lutefisk]

1. And if it had been a male doing this in a sorority house?

There is a difference, right?

"Fraternity members said they will throw out two couches in the living room because of the incident"

I guess they were pretty shaken by the incident.:shrug:

[Parche]

2. Incident

Its Hard to believe this story, I cant Finger it out that no one would see her on the couch
and continue to let her self manipulate. :bounce:

[hunter]

28. The poor guy would've wilted in front of the audience and run away in shame.

The women at my college were wicked. They could castrate a fool without even touching him.

[thefool_wa]

33. Honestly

If it was a male in a sorority - he would not have been allowed to masturbate for an hour before being asked to leave :)

Come ON!

[WCGreen]

35. Well, you do have to shake it sometimes to get that last little dab

off the end now doncha...

[matcom]

3. this thread is useless without....

the YouTube link :rofl:

[Hobarticus]

4. HEAR HEAR!!!

Matcom, you RAWK!

[ikojo]

38. MATCOM! Yow owe me a new laptop!!!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

[Suich]

5. "...continued masturbating for about half an hour."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Radical Activist]

25. I guess they didn't mind that much.

[lildreamer316]

6. Now really.

I'm sorry,but this is ridiculous.
It's college.
It's sex.
No one was really hurt.
I am reasonably sure there weren't children around.

Lighten up people. For once in your lives.

Crazy stories have to come from somewhere!:eyes:

[hfojvt]

7. how ironic

I just finished watching Revenge of the Nerds III.

But I am not sure why anyone would not be bothered by having a stranger walk into your house and start masturbating.

[matcom]

8. wussie Fraternity

now if this had happened at DUKE.....

:hide:

[Fenris]

9. "The woman was talking on her cell phone at one point."

:rofl:

[Robb]

10. I know

...I thought mom sounded distracted. This explains a lot. :yoiks:

[Mojambo]

13. Niiiiice. n/t

[LostInAnomie]

19. I was wondering why she was breathing so heavily when she called me.

I should have known. :evilgrin:

[matcom]

11. "Hello? Taco Bell?"

[Fenris]

12. If you think that's something, you should watch her text message!

No hands!

[matcom]

15. proves Blue Tooth is the invention of the gods

:rofl:

[Fenris]

20. "No, I'm not busy, but my hands are a little tied-up right now."

:rofl:

[LostInAnomie]

14. "continued masturbating for about half an hour"!!!!!!

Damn, either she is REALLY bad at it, or she is REALLY REALLY good. That fact that the "exercise" required two couches only furthers the point.

In the time of camera phones and you tube, how is it possible that the world is only reading about this whole thing?

[Elidor]

16. "You have half an hour to stop masturbating! Then we call the police!"

[SPKrazy]

17. Wow... You Know I Was Talking To A Woman on The Phone Who Told Me

she was sitting on a couch masturbating in front of a bunch of guys at a frat house...


I didn't think she was telling the truth!



:rofl:




;)

[dysfunctional press]

18. is babs bush drinking again...?

there's a mental image that isn't going to go away anytime soon.

sorry.

[trof]

21. Probably a sorority initiation.

Used to happen at the Deke house at Alabama when I was there all the time.
Some Phi Mu would come in while we were eating dinner and flop down on the couch and start going at it.
We learned to just ignore it.
Except for the shrieks.
"Is that Mona from the Phi Mu house?"
"Yeah, they're going through Hell Week."

[AwakeAtLast]

22. That's what I thouht, too.

Must have chosen a new house. :D

[Left Is Write]

24. MONA?

:rofl:

Please. Stop. If I laugh any harder, I'm going to hurt myself.

[trof]

27. I DID think 'Mona' was a nice touch.

[LSK]

26. it has to be some kind of bet

[Left Is Write]

23. This cracked me up.....

No one knew how she got in, but it COULD have been through the propped open front door.

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

29. Well....that's the Pikes for you

There's a reason they were called the "milk and cookies" chapter where I went to school.

[ChoralScholar]

36. Man.. the Pikes were badass at my school.

They eventually went from badass to stupid-ass and got axed for beating a SigEp pledge to death with a Mag-Lite.

[Pierre.Suave]

30. Somehow

I dont see the problem, unless...

(I cant say why I think the frat members would not be too interested in this because it would no doubt offend people)

[Pierre.Suave]

31. Actualy, I had a thought

could this be an early April Fools story?

I know some of those guys, I should call them and figure out what happened.

edit: this was posted in the comments:

Derrick

posted 3/30/07 @ 3:48 AM EST

I am a brother in the PKA house. I am disgusted by the behavior of my fellow brothers. The incident in question is a complete lie. Nobody came to our house and masterbated. I was there all day. It was a prank that got out of hand. We just wanted to get our name in crime notes, that is all. I am sorry to everyone.

However, ANYONE could have posted this, take it with a grain of salt.

[Pierre.Suave]

32. I still don't know the whole story

but I have pictures that are supposedly of the girl that did this act, they confirmed my suspicions.

[UrbScotty]

34. Fucking Hilarious! (Pun intended)

:evilgrin:

[Maestro]

37. That's my effin' fraternity!

Oh well, all I can say, is that woman probably would not have been thrown out while I was a member. In fact, knowing some of the guys that were members when I was, it is probably best that woman got thrown out.