My mama sent me this joke.

[Left Is Write]

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack.

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The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

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After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor
appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

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Sadly he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his
heart is still beating"
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"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with
shock,

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"We've never had a Republican in the family before!"

[Ptah]

1. I'm laughing out loud!

[Nicole]

2. LOL

Tell your mom good one! :rofl:

[Ptah]

3. Come on, people. This is very funny.

:applause:

[bigwillq]

4. HA!

That is great! LOL! :rofl:

[edwin]

5. You made my mouth hurt.

Just got braces, you see?

Thanks!! :rofl:

[RebelOne]

6. Too funny. I'm passing that one on.