What are the DU upgrades, REALLY?

[Robb]

Poll question: What are the DU upgrades, REALLY?

I mean, c'mon, you know those admins are never straight with us. Not once have I ever heard them admit to the hottub and lingerie parties we all know masquerade as "strategy sessions".

So what's elad et al really doing to upgrade DU?

[DS1]

1. Replacing the frayed cotton on the pulleys with 20 lb test fishing wire

Steam power, gotta love it!

[terrya]

2. We'll be getting the new Turbo DU...

Which will be TWICE as fast as before! :-)

Terry

[LTR]

3. All new "Freeper Blocker"

Automatically blocks any message with more misspellings than correct spellings.

Also blocks any message with the name "Hillary Clinton" mentioned more than twice. As well as the appearance of "Hannity" and "love" in the same sentence.

[SoCalDem]

9. Freeper Shredder

with the silencer :)

[BlueJazz]

4. Upgrading the 1 Meg of memory to 1.1 and

replacing Windows 3.1 with Windows 95 A .

Also the Monitors will be in 16 colors now (upgraded from Black and white). :)

[DS1]

5. I heard they were state of the art green monitors

with 80 column capability

[Robb]

6. Dang!!

Awesome!!! :D

[BlueJazz]

7. Aren't those the same ones they...

got from that new computer store that opened on the other side of
the railroad tracks... "Sanford and Son Computer Parts" !!

[WoodrowFan]

8. copying Freek Republick's layout. (NT)

[LincolnMcGrath]

10. Other

:scared: Handing all of our info over to Ashcroft. :scared:

[PVnRT]

11. That Robb is a dingbat upgrade is what is slowing us down

So I hear, anyway...

[Throckmorton]

12. Bill Bruckner Rookie card in the spokes

Clatter-Clatter

[Blue-Jay]

13. I actually like those propeller hitch-covers.

The best is my dad's truck, though. He's got a popped off babydoll head on his trailer hitch. The eyes open & close as he bumps down the road.

[TrogL]

14. It now has hard drives

the user database wouldn't fit on a floppy anymore

[TahitiNut]

15. Ejection seats.

I thought it was obvious. :silly: