Crooks! Help, please - need some suggestions ...

[ContraBass Black]

I'm working for my husband, who has requested (in aid of his bottom line) that I forego petty theft, robbery, and honest work of any kind. He's not no-hands Godfather at all, just wants to avoid typical filler jobs for a while. So - I have some pounders and a wheelman and was thinking of doing something Bood or Crip style, but all the gangsters I have suggest serving intimidation at gunpoint (logical but currently off the menu). Anyone have any good alternative suggestions? No theft, robbery, or getting a real job -- so what kind of fraud might do it?

I've just really started to embezzle in the last few months and don't have much of a repertoire yet, nor do I have a very good idea (yet) of big-money substitutes.

I'll also post this in the thugging/skimming section.

Thanks for any ideas.



:P http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6364196&mesg_id=6364196

[SteppingRazor]

1. You can get a whole new ID — with SSN — for about $50...

get about 100 of these, and let the check kiting and credit-card fraud begin!

:rofl:

[ileus]

2. Get a "will work for food" sign and stand outside wal-mart