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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 09:59 PM
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Would you rather throw up or have explosive diarrhea?
Just curious since I have this horrible stomach flu and cannot figure out which I hate worse. Trying to figure out the pros and cons of each.
I do have to say that everytime I run to the bathroom to puke, my cat runs and watches me. I don't know but it is giving me the creeps.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:02 PM
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1. diarrhea, hands down
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:03 PM
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2. Do you know that you cannot close your eyes and puke?
It is physically impossible.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:04 PM
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5. I dont care to try
:scared:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:04 PM
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4. I second that
You havent felt truly like shit until the puke has shot out of your nose. I'll ride the porcelain horse any day.
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Tektonik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:03 PM
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3. vomit, as long as i'm not throwing up bile only
:puke:
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Bullwinkle925 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:05 PM
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6. i've done both at the same time - wastebasket at the toilet ----
worst case of food poisoning i've EVER had!!!!! hope you feel better soon.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:12 PM
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11. Thanks!
One of the job hazards when every kid admitted has gastroenteritis of some form.
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Prisoner_Number_Six Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:09 PM
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7. I suppose it's a good thing for you nobody is talking about
greasy pork, or dripping bacon, or sour, curdled milk, or brown lettuce in a salad, or...

Hey- YOU started the post. I'M just taking advantage of it.

:evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl: :evilgrin: :rofl:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:09 PM
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8. Well, you can open up the sluice gates at both ends...
which often happens :scared:

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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:11 PM
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9. I did both at the same time..
I had just had a quesadilla from Del Taco and big chunks of cheese were coming out of my nose.. While I had explosive diarrhea. I would say 30 percent of my output made it into the toilet.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:13 PM
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12. 30%?
Impressive...:hide:
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:11 PM
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10. this thread is wonderful without pics....
Just sayin'.
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:15 PM
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14. Not going to repost because it just made me a little queasy
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:15 PM
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13. Choices, choices
Why couldn't you have a third option involving a rapidly expanding colostomy bag?
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:20 PM
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15. Ask and ye shall receive
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Pithlet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-30-07 10:20 PM
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16. Locking. Sorry.
No threads on bodily functions.
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