You want a piece of me?

[undeterred]

Here is my body, broken for you... take and eat. O8)

[texanwitch]

1. Holy Jesus

:popcorn:

[Wapsie B]

3. Pass the butter........

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[texanwitch]

11. I am more into Kettle Corn myself.

Jesus hanging in his birthday suit.

[Wapsie B]

19. Yeah the salty-sweet combo is good......

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[texanwitch]

22. Kettle corn rules.

:headbang:

[Wapsie B]

23. I love it when it's made in those big copper kettles.......

YUM!

[texanwitch]

27. O yes,

I had a large bag of fresh popped kettle corn last week, nothing taste better.

[SPKrazy]

2. Well, I'll Take A Leg...

I don't think his Johnson is very big, but in scale it might be candy bar sized... :rofl:


do I want a piece of YOU though is what you asked ;)

[texanwitch]

4. I am emailing this picture to my holy roller cousin.

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

7. I'm sure that will go over BIG!

:rofl:

pot stirrer!

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

15. She hates me anyway.

Eat of my body, drink of blood.

This Jesus would taste better then that paper wafer people eat in churches.

Just give the people little versions of this Jesus to eat.

[SPKrazy]

18. O M G !

:rofl:


that is hilarious!


little choco Jesus to eat for everyone...

[undeterred]

21. I think it would bring a lot of people back to Church on Easter

if they gave out a chocolate Jesus and a glass of milk for communion instead of the wafer and grape juice thing. Imagination is a powerful tool. The other thing is a little cannibalistic for my protestant tastes anyway.

[texanwitch]

25. I was kicked out of Sunday school for saying that.

It does sound cannibalistic, and I was Lutheran.

[undeterred]

8. thanks for the warning

:hide:

[SKKY]

17. That should go over like a fart in church...

[undeterred]

5. well a piece of me might not have the same spiritual satisfaction

as a piece of Him, since I'm not made of chocolate :hi:

[SPKrazy]

9. Oh, well...

:evilgrin:

chocolate does rule! :rofl:

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

6. I've already eaten the head

of my chocolate easter bunny, that is.

[SPKrazy]

10. You've been eating the head...

of your easter bunny?

:crazy:

:rofl:

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

26. yes, and it was nice and thick.

Not that cheap, thin, breaky kind. This was really thick and creamy and it melted right on my tongue. I think I'm going into sugar shock. I saved the nether regions for tomorrow.

[SPKrazy]

29. O M G!

nice and thick

thick and creamy

melted on my tongue

:evilgrin:


:rofl:


IBTL

[S n o w b a l l]

30. lol!

:hi:

[idgiehkt]

31. Hi Engi!

:hi:

That is a cute picture. My bunny is so much bigger and thicker than those little guys.

:rofl:

[S n o w b a l l]

32. Hi Idgie!

The thick ones are my favorite too.:9 You lucky girl! All I have are chocolate chips right now. :(

[undeterred]

12. if you're a lapsed Catholic and you confess your sins in this post,

this takes the place of Saturday night mass...

Take as much room as you need to. :evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

13. What if you just like confessing your sins

and you aren't a lapsed Catholic-- or ever were a Catholic for that matter, more of an exhibitionist? :evilgrin:

:rofl:

[undeterred]

14. The confessional is open to all. We'll leave the door open in your case.

[SPKrazy]

16. It Could Take Quite A While!!!!

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

20. He looks like a god damn hippie with that ponytail.

Not that I'm against hippies. I'm just sayin.' No wonder the freepers are upset. Or are they?

Body of Christ,
Thank you, father.

So does this mean the hosts will not be white anymore?

Questions, questions. No wonder I'm a fucked up catholic.

[undeterred]

24. Jesus was a brown immigrant without the proper documentation.

They're not even sure who his father was, and his mother was a little wacko. :shrug: Said God knocked her up and all...

[texanwitch]

28. I found this on the internet

OH, I don't care for wine or cheeses
long as I got my chocolate Jesus, melting on the dashboard of my car.

[graywarrior]

33. Then there's. . .

[Generic Brad]

34. Wow! Real junk food!

Not all of it. Just the naughty bits.

[undeterred]

35. kicking for Sunday morning heathens

:headbang:

[Blue-Jay]

36. What's the going rate for a chocolate Jeebus weener?

[undeterred]

37. I think you'd have to steal one from a gallery

or wherever it got moved to after it was banned... probably pretty expensive.