A smile for all the ladies here, and any men who won't feel offended!

[napi21]

"Lord, I have a problem." "What's wrong, Eve?" "I know that you

created me, and provided this beautiful garden, and all of these

wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why, Eve?"

"Lord, I'm lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, what if I created a man for you?"

"Man? What's that, Lord?"

"Man is a flawed creature with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat, be

vain, and give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster, and

will like to hunt and kill things. And I'll make him so he will satisfy your physical needs.

He'll be witless and enjoy childish things like fighting and kicking balls.

He won't be as smart, so he'll need your good advice to think properly."

"Great, Lord. But what's the catch?"

"Well, there are actually two: First, he must believe that I made him first and second,

this must be our little secret, just woman to woman!"
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As angry andupset as well all get, sometimes we all need a smile!

[Bucky]

1. Grrr, just don't come running to us men when you need the peanut butter jar opened!

But seriously, thos, did they hunt in the Garden of Eden?

[napi21]

4. Oh Grrrr to you too! ;o) I won't. I have an electric jar opener.

Come on. We're just havin' fun.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Grrrr, wait'll that jar opener blows a fuse ...

It takes a manly man to replace a fuse.

er, except for

"Honey, do you remember where I put the fuses?"

:rofl:

[Bucky]

11. Crap, how often must I be replaced by something battery operated in my life?

Now I'm up to a double GRRR

[Warpy]

26. HAHAHAHAHA!

Thanks for that one!

[supernova]

2. That's cute!

Thanks for the giggle! :D

[orpupilofnature57]

3. I represent,,,I mean resent that statement!

[ends_dont_justify]

5. LOL, I like that one

I can see where it may ruffle a few feathers, though.

[underseasurveyor]

6. heh heh I like it

It explains alot ;-)

[pepperbear]

7. hey,I can take down an elk with my bare hands....and still cry during "all my children" n/t

[supernova]

13. ...

:thumbsup:

[OwnedByFerrets]

8. I'm a man...........

and have ALWAYS loved that lil joke. TY for posting it and reminding me.

[sarge43]

10. "Wherever she was, there was paradise."

Adam at Eve's grave

Mark Twain

[supernova]

12. Aww, what a beautiful sentiment n/t

[sarge43]

14. Sam was probably thinking of his beloved Livie when he wrote that. n/t

[supernova]

17. They were married for

a very long time, no?

[sarge43]

22. Yes. 34 years

He was shattered when she died.

[femmedem]

18. That made me teary, it was so sweet. But then Mr. Femmedem added

"Wherever there was a pair of dice, there was Adam."

Edit to add: he said this from the kitchen, where he is doing the dishes. :)

[MGKrebs]

15. Why did God have to make us clods?

Why couldn't She make us strong AND sensitive?
Why couldn't She make us attractive AND smart?
Why couldn't She make us thoughtful AND mysterious?

Women only need big tits.


:evilgrin:

[omega minimo]

20. What you mean is:

MEN "only need big tits."

[MGKrebs]

36. lol!

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[frogcycle]

19. funny

and fwiw I have long thought that females are the true 'core' of any species - the males are just aberrant offspring produced to distribute genes to other females - bees are an excellent example.

just because men are bigger and stronger (better to hunt) they managed to conduct a 'coup' back at the dawn of civilization and establish themselves as the governing gender. You ladies NEVER shoulda let that happen. I for one would like a whole lot more Barbara Boxers and Nancy Pelosis running this country. Men are too wrapped up in machismo to be allowed to make any serious decisions. They should be kept in the back room and used as sex objects only.

[Colobo]

21. Bah... hehehehehe!

We are much better than that and you women know it! :)

[SKKY]

23. Ok, in the sake of fairness, I've got one...

What does a woman and a linoleum tile floor have in common???


























Wait....





Punchline coming....













If you "lay" them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years and years afterwards!

[idgiehkt]

27. owie

:hi:

Question: What is the name for that useless blob of flesh surrounding the penis?
Answer: A man.

:rofl:

[SKKY]

28. That's why I love your posts!

You give as good as you take. Here's one a good friend told me...

Question: Why did God create man?
Answer: Because Vibrators can't change a flat tire.

[Kajsa]

30. This one is good!

:7 :thumbsup:

[Kajsa]

29. Ack!!

:spank: :P

[BarenakedLady]

31. Damn!

That is just so wron.....hilarious!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

24. Creationism Hmmmppphhhhh!

:rofl:

that's a good one!

:hi:

[Kajsa]

25. He-he, that's cute.

:7

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

32. Love it!!!

:)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. My dear napi21!

I love it!

Thank you for posting this......:rofl: :rofl:

[bigwillq]

34. That's cute.

:bounce:

[Shell Beau]

35. I loved it!!!

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

37. so why do you women get uspet at us being amused by childish things?

you agreed to it, after all!

:evilgrin: