Erase one pro athlete from history. Who?

[LTR]

I'll start with Brett Favre. I'm tired of the media ass-kissing.

[Racenut20]

1. Sat nite it would have been Torri Holt/SmartMartz

[FunBobbyMucha]

2. Prime Time Neon Deion

makes me wanna barf up my colon. OJ Erased is a nice thought, too.

[JVS]

29. Yup, that's my pick too

[Loonman]

3. Pete Rose

n/t

[Redneck Socialist]

11. What kills me most about the whole Pete Rose thing...

...is that I loved him as a kid. He was my all time favorite player. Which is why what he did is all the more painful.

[daytondem]

4. Kobe

[nini]

5. Jose Canseco

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. That smug, obnoxious ass who QBed the Bears

during the bears even-more-assholes-than-usual phase back in the 80s. Can't think of his name, but that was with Ditka (another rancid SOB who should be ashamed of himself) and Refrigerator Perry (also a low-life jerk of a human being).

What was his name? Always wore the sunglasses because of the eye injury?

Good quarterback, but he - and the rest of the team - was such an ass, and so stupidly obnoxious and a very poor sportsman (as was the whole team).

On edit: have to add, the whole team except Peyton (Payton?), who rocked, and who seemed to be actually a pretty nice guy.

[devilgrrl]

13. Jim McMahon...

and yes, he was an ass clown!

[LTR]

14. Jim McMahon

I actually saw him in a bar once. Was surrounded by a bunch of hotties.

He looked terrible. Overtanned lizard-like skin.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. Thanks guys!

I had erased him already; all I had left in memory was his archetype.

[Kolesar]

15. Jim McMahon?

I liked when he put on a sweatband with "Rozelle" scrawled on it because Pete Rozelle busted him for wearing a sweatband with a corporate logo the week before. Mildly amusing, at least

[Redneck Socialist]

20. Jim McMahon

Good call. He was an ass. The only consolation is that his career went in the tank shortly there after.

[underpants]

7. Elway

horse faced pigeon toed sack of ___

[Kolesar]

21. His quote when Modell moved the Browns out of Cleveland in 95 was clever

"I'm glad that I am no longer the most hated man in Cleveland"

[TopesJunkie]

32. I'll second that --

Elway schmellway!

[mac56]

8. O.J. Simpson.

nm

[NewGuy]

22. I agree, Save a couple of lives n/t

[phillybri]

9. Deion Sanders

What a jackass....

[Aristus]

10. Brian Bosworth.

The Seahawks were idiots to sign that steroid-shootin' juiced-up, overhyped fraud.

[HEyHEY]

12. Brett Hull

Fucking traitor

[noonwitch]

23. Well, we love Brett in Detroit these days

You must be either from Dallas or St. Louis.

[HEyHEY]

25. I'm from Canada

He's a fucking baby who refused to play for team Canada when asked because "THEY DIDN"T PICK ME FOR THE WORLD JUNIORS WHEN I WAS 16" Boo hoo Brett, go to hell.

I can't stand that guy.

[kodi]

17. dennis rodman

.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

18. MeShawn.... I mean KeyShawn Johnson

Or maybe Kobe Bryant.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

19. Or maybe Emmitt Smith

The incessant shoe-changing when he was nearing the rushing record earns him that title, IMO.

[LisaM]

24. Michael Jordan

Then, Isiah could have gone to the Olympics as he wished, the NBA rules wouldn't have changed to squeeze the Pistons' style of play out of competition, we wouldn't have had to deal with all the various spectacles of his so-called retirements, that bookie might still be alive, etc. etc. etc. I cannot STAND that man. My sister and I have devoted hours of our life to writing songs dissing him. For years (and I still haven't completely given up the idea) I wanted my gravestone to read, "let it be said that she went to her grave STILL hating Michael Jordan".


Sometimes I dream
That he is me
And I'm out golfing with that bookie
He buys some drugs
The league just shrugs....
Like Mike.. if I could be like Mike...

He's lean, he's mean
An ad man's dream
He got to pick the Olympic team
Your coach can stay
But you can't play
With Mike
No, you can't play with Mike.


God, he gets my hackles up.

[Mrs. Venation]

26. Albert Belle . . . Remember When He Threw an M-80

into the stands at a baseball game?

[Squeech]

27. Tonya Harding

Not for my sake, mind you. But Mrs. Squeech loves figure skating, and she was really sorry for Nancy Kerrigan.

[jimbo fett]

28. Keyshaun Johnson or Tony Siragusa

Both are big-mouthed pigs.

[TopesJunkie]

30. Shaquille O'Neal --

There, it's done!

[denverbill]

31. John McEnroe. Tennis' first professional crybaby whiner.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

33. David Beckham

For excess celebrity vapidity.

[Rattlesnake]

34. AAAAAAAAH! What's with all these "erase" threads!!!

I'd have to agree with you about Brett Favre. I'm too sick of the media ass-kissing of him.

[SaveElmer]

35. Joe Theismann

The solution to sound pollution...that guy just cannot shut his pie-hole for 2 seconds...

[SiobhanClancy]

36. Tyrus Raymond Cobb

Great ballplayer,hideous human.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

37. I'm waiting for a dittohead disruptor to say Donovan McNabb (nt)