OMFG, I'm howling with laughter here!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

:spray: :rofl: In fact, tears are coming out of my eyes because I'm laughing so damn hard! :rofl: :rofl: Our Admissions Office just sent over an application for Henry Edward Panky, whose nickname is Hank. Hank E. Panky. :rofl: This was their April Fools' joke on us, and I must say, they had us going. :rofl: I started to make an award for this "student", and when I noticed the name, I said, "No way! This has got to be a joke!" Apparently, the Admissions Office pulls this kind of creative joke every year, and I was its victim this year.

Ahhhh.... I feel right at home here! :bounce: :woohoo: :rofl:

On edit: I expect Hugh Jass and Amanda Huggenkiss to apply next year. :rofl:

[jakefrep]

1. Sounds like something a friend of mine would do

He teaches financial planning courses, and uses names like that on his test problems. He has compiled a list of roughly 2000 such names.

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. OMG, your friend sounds like a hoot!

:rofl: :hi: That's great! :D I'd love to see some of the names he's collected.

[jakefrep]

9. He's the father of one of my college buddies....

hanging out at their house is always a hoot. Everyone in the house is extremely intelligent - you do not want to engage them in a game of Scrabble - unless you want to get your ass kicked.

Some of the more memorable (relatively clean) creations: Bob Forapples, Lou Zerr, Maya Cardialinfarction, Leda Horse-Towater

[Aristus]

3. I'd like to apply if I can, NWC.

My name is Jablowme. Heywood Jablowme.

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. Hiya, Heywood!

:hi: Oh, wait...:yoiks:

:rofl: :loveya: ;)

[Aristus]

8. I have a friend here who would like to apply as well: Alphonso Hugh Jerecktion

That's right, I have A. Hugh Jerecktion.

:evilgrin:

[av8rdave]

5. perhaps you've heard of my nephew

Ben Dover

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. LOL!

:hi: :rofl: :P

[Kutjara]

17. And his Scottish friend Phil McRevis. n/t

[racaulk]

24. No, but I have met his sister.

Eileen.

:rofl:

[ThomCat]

6. I'm glad they work someplace that lets them

be that creative and humorous. :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

10. Yes indeed. We've all had a much-needed laugh this afternoon!

:hi: The people at this college are pretty warped, so I fit right in. :P :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

11. Required reading for you:

"Under the Bleechers", by Seymour Butts

[Aristus]

13. Another good book: "The Yellow River" by I.P. Freleigh.

B-)

[bridgit]

12. now *that's* phunny...

:spray:

[LynneSin]

14. Maybe Michael Hunt will apply next year

:shrug:

He likes being called Mike

[Kutjara]

18. I actually worked with a guy named Mike Hunt.

Not Michael or Mickey or or anything else that would have taken the edge off, but Mike. I still have his business card somewhere.

[LynneSin]

21. Michael Hunt ran successfully for sheriff of Aikens Co. South Carolina

You can look it up

[sakabatou]

15. Are you waiting fro the applications from:

Al Coholic
Oliver Clothesoff
Jacques Strap
Mike Rotch
Bea O'Problem
Anita Bath
Maya Buttreeks

[av8rdave]

20. Don't forget

Mike Hunt
Craven Moorehead
Heywood Jablomi
Dick Gozinya
Emerson Bigguns

Sorry...all these military TDY nametags are coming back to memory.

[Z_I_Peevey]

16. This thread reminds me

of my first reading of National Lampoon's High School Yearbook. The names under the group pictures just cracked me up.

[Deja Q]

19. Hey, at least you're getting Hank E. Panky...

:spray:

[NewWaveChick1981]

22. Jeebus! I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe now!

:rofl: :rofl: OMG, thanks for making me laugh this afternoon, everyone! Those names are hysterical!

[Evoman]

23. HA!

I've pulled a smilar joke. I get somebody to phone a certain number and ask for Myra Manes. When it turns out its a funeral home answering, they freak out. When the person tells them that they should look for their remains somewhere else, they phone me back in anger. HAHAHA.

[idgiehkt]

25. maybe Hank should write a letter to O'Reilly

If he's lucky, we might get to hear it on the air. :hi: :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Cute!

Thanks for the laugh! :D

[Hand]

27. I thnk he's a cousin of Heywood Jablomie. nt

:rofl:

[Elidor]

28. I know Mr. Panky well

He works for the legal firm of Dewey Cheatham and Howe.

/yes, it's older than the hills
//still funny

I honestly used to work with a lady married to a gentleman from the Middle East. Their last name Fuky or some variant spelling thereof. Betty Fuky. And the obvious question, on meeting her: yes, but how much? And one of our clients was named Dick Spitz. I'm not making this up. Fortunately, Dick Spitz never got to meet Betty Fuky in person, or someone might have gotten hurt, or a porn career launched.

[LSK]

29. Someone needs to write a letter to Billo

Jack Mehoffer should not be the only one to have letters read on air.

:D

[marzipanni]

30. If you like these, Click and Clack the Tappet Bros. have two lists of names

appropriate for their positions on "Car Talk"'s staff. With some you have to stop and :think: !
http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/credits.html
http://www.cartalk.com/content/about/credits/creditsNEW.html

[Critters2]

31. When my organist hasn't decided what prelude and postlude

she'll be playing by the time my secretary needs titles,she makes up titles and composers' names to go in the worship bulletin. Then she sits back to see if anyone notices. I've learned to look for 'em. The week she came out to friends and family, we heard a most pleasant Rondeau by I. M. Gaye.
We frequently hear compositions by Ty Myshue, and Ima Nutte.