I've found Jesus

[underpants]

[Tyler Durden]

1. Oh that is just too funny.

And so appropriate during Holy Week. REALLY! No sarcasm here.

[underpants]

3. = :->

[youthere]

2. LOL! I want those!

[Roon]

4. I always ask myself

What would Jesus think of this war? What would Jesus think of gun control? What would Jesus do about poverty?

[underpants]

5. What would Jesus think of Paul Anka covering Nirvana?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6378619&mesg_id=6378619

[Roon]

6. I watched that video

cute!!!!!! Paul is a little cutie!

[MissMillie]

7. I forget what Vonnegut novel it was

where the followers of The Church of Jesus Christ the Missing go around looking behind and under stuff to find Christ.

Slapstick? Breakfast of Champions?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

8. my jesus ....

[Arugula Latte]

9. Good thing you didn't accidentally vacuum him up! nt

[QMPMom]

10. My son says that the next time the you-know-whos come to the

door (of our Catholic home) and ask him if he knows Jesus, he's going to say, "Yes, he's right inside here in the living room. Want to talk to him?"

My son is 19 and adamant about his faith.

[AllegroRondo]

11. funny story

a place near my brother's house had a large sign that said "Jesus is coming soon!"

about 50 feet farther down the road, someone had put a smaller sign that said "I hope he used protection!"

[skygazer]

12. I wondered where the hell he was

:hide:

[Parche]

13. Geezus

I jesus him found...........:rofl:

[wildhorses]

14. i wish i had the balls to wear that second one to work

:bounce::bounce:

the bouncing balls seem to agree:P

[Katina]

15. I found him too..but then I ate him

Chocolate Jesus O8) :bounce:
Well, i don't go to church on sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way

I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lee's candy store

Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well, i don't want no abba zabba
Don't want no almond joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy

Well, it's the only thing that can pick me up
It's better than a cup of gold
See, only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but that's okay
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well, it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
It's good enough for me

And it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied



Written by: Kathleen Brennan and Tom Waits