I need one of you to sacrifice your life for me. Come on, chop chop. I don't have all night.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Time's awastin'.

Either someone volunteers in the next few minutes, or I'm picking the least important here.











And you might not like my choice, crim son.





Just sayin'.





:popcorn:

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Jesus Christ.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. VERY good answer.

:D

[RevCheesehead]

12. ...

O8)

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. No need to swear, Rev. Especially during Holy Week.

:spank:

[RevCheesehead]

13. You are SO going to Hell!

Save me a seat, will ya? :evilgrin:

[realisticphish]

15. if a minister is going to hell

we're ALL fucked :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. I'm not going to hell. Jesus died for my sins.

Nyah.

Not yours, though. You're Methodist.

God hates Methodists. Hates 'em even more than He hates Democrats, environmentalists, and the ACLU. In fact, God has Wesley hanging on a giant pike outside the Pearly Gates, with the Wesleyan hymnal crammed into his throat, and a big sign that says "Come this far but no further, Methodist scum queens". And it's written by God's Own Hand, too, not Jesus', who usually does the writing, that's how much God hates Methodists. AND he wrote it with a Sharpie, so we're talking He wanted something permanent.

So let me say a double nyah. Nyah nyah.

There.

Nyah.

Looser. I'm series!11!!!

[crim son]

2. Fucker. I want you know that I CLICKED on this thread,

ready to scarify, no, sacrifice my life for you. Now you can just forget it!!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Then your life shall be taken by force.

And it will not quietly into that good night.

:grr:

[crim son]

6. I might surprise you, Rabrrrrrr.

SA won't have me, BNL has deserted us and I put on four pounds this winter. Do these sweatpants make my ass look fat, or perky?

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. Baby, those sweatpants are so hot, they make reading look fundamental

:rowr:

:blush:

[mainegreen]

5. LOL

[Shakespeare]

7. Oh, FINE.

I'm having a shitty day anyway. Put me out of my misery.

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Very good! Thank you. Though your life was lived in vain,

it shall end senselessly and without meaning, serving no purpose whatsoever.

Come. Come to my home, and I shall finish the evening's work then go to bed.

[Shakespeare]

Thank you, Mr. Dahmer.

x(

Before you dispatch me, we can discuss Girard and whether he would agree with the "without purpose" part.

[bridgit]

9. but i'm not worth the powder it would take to blow me up...

:cry:

[av8rdave]

14. Sorry....

I already served in the military, where I volunteered to sacrifice my life if necessary. Fortunately, I got lucky and it wasn't necessary. However, I believe I am protected from double jeopardy. Come to think of it, that means I should live forever!

[FuzzySlippers]

16. Take me. You'd be doing me a kindness.

:D

[Nica-Libre]

19. The pancakes on your bunny's head

are making me hungry.

[Aristus]

17. Well, if you want me to do ANYTHING for you, Rabrrrr,

don't tell me "chop-chop".

Ever.

I don't run a Chinese laundry, okay?

:-)

When I was a bank teller, I had a customer who demanded that I get her cash for her "chop-chop". If I hadn't been on the clock, I'd have thrown her wrinkly old ass out of the place.

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Oh gawd, my old boss said "chop-chop" all the BLEEPING TIME!

AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh x(

[Nica-Libre]

20. Meh. Not tonite.

Tomorrow's not looking so good either. I have to get my nails done. And Friday is absolutely out. If I don't go to my Primal Scream class, there's just no living with me. Oh wait. If I sacrifice my life for you, there will be no living with me either. HEY! Is this a test? If so, I think I failed. I always sucked at oral exams. :p