God's been talking to Pat Robertson again

[CatWoman]

[Cannikin]

1. He told ME I was pregnant! And I was!

Oh wait...that was Ms. Cleo......and I'm a guy.

[coloradodem2005]

2. I thought that God told Pat to go to Hell.

[HereSince1628]

5. Oh, that ain't right.....SHE don't talk like that no how.

Somun's taking libertee with the Lord's name!

And you know who. You gonna fry in the Almighty's pan!

[Skip Intro]

3. Wonder if pat could get me next weeks lottery numbers? n/t

[salinen]

4. "He's a man of god"

"goddammit"

[TheMiddleRoad]

6. If Bush doesn't win ..

If Bush doesn't win, what does this say about Robertson.

options:

A) Robertson has been talking to Satan all along.
B) Robertson is schizophrenic.
C) Robertson is a Carnie swindler.
D) Robertson uses too much mercury in his gold mines.
E) Robertson uses too many of his supplements.
F) The black token on his program has been in charge all along.
G) God actually DID speak to Pat, but only to discredit him for lying about God.
H) Robertson picks random Rush Limbaugh broadcasts in his hearing aid.
I) Robertson IS the anti-christ and is propping up his puppet until he can rule.
J) Having been to hell and knowing it's cold, he misinterpreted "Bush has a snowballs chance in hell in 2004".
K) 90% of the shit Pat says is 100% Bullshit. He just keeps changing the subject so you never notice.
L) George Bush is horseman #1 ;-)

What does everyone else think ????

[izzie]

7. I am a believer but BUT if God talks to Pat I am rethinking this.

This is not what I was led to believe about God.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

8. I thought Robertson was off God's "call back" list

ever since Va Beach got nailed by Hurricane Isabel.